8 Faux-Fur Blankets to Buy if You Want to Morph Into a Cuddle Puddle

POV: It's a chilly fall night, you do an Irish goodbye from the bar that you didn't really want to go to in the first place, and you finally make it back to your humble abode where you instantly remove both your tight pants and your dry contacts. You take a hot shower to wash away the day, and snuggle up on the couch with your cuddle buddy. No, it's not a person. It's your faux fur blanket, and you love it more than you could any human being. You experience bliss in its purest form.

If that ^ got you feeling some type of way, it might be time to invest in your own emotional support faux fur blanket (a bit of a mouthful, yes, but it's a thing). These super-thick, hella-cozy throws are designed to look and feel like the softest of animal pelts, but are completely synthetic and therefore cruelty free. Which we l-o-v-e!

If you think your bed/couch/office chair/literally any space in your home could benefit from the addition of a faux fur blanket (news flash: it could), you've come to the right place, because I've rounded up the best of the best that your hard-earned money can buy. Here's a lil sneak peek before we get into the good stuff:

Tempted? I know I am. Scroll down and prepare to hibernate.