75 of the Funniest and Best Disney Jokes To Make You Laugh Like Goofy

Calling all Disney fans! If you're in need of a good laugh related to the Happiest Place on Earth and the world's most beloved mouse, we've got the 75 best Disney jokes that will make you laugh louder than Goofy. You may be quick to describe Disney and all that comes with it as magical, fun and enchanted. Did you ever think that Disney and its characters could be full of humor and provide you with some hearty laughs?

Perhaps you want to provide your Disney-loving child with some funny Disney jokes. Or, maybe you just want some funny Disney jokes to crack when you're watching old Disney movies or visiting a Disney theme park. Lovers of the classic Disney characters, Star Wars fans, Disney Princess enthusiasts and all niche-Disney fans will be impressed with this list.

We've got all the best Disney jokes below—scroll for the laughs!

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75 Best Disney Jokes

1. What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend? Hunny.

2. What Disney character can count the highest? Buzz Lightyear – to infinity and beyond.

3. What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum? He has a meltdown.

4. Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with the snowball? Because Donald ducked.

5. What did Woody say when he walked into the German car dealership? Audi!

6. Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain? He won the No-Belle Peace Prize.

7. Why did Woody give Bullseye cough syrup? Because he was feeling horse!

8. What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? Mufasa.

9. What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? Wendy's.

10. Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced? The secondhand store.

11. How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning? Mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.

12. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf? He heard he might get a hole-in-one.

13. What is Grumpy's favorite fruit? Sour grapes.

Classic Disney Jokes

14. What is Captain Jack Sparrow's favorite restaurant? Arrrgh-by's.

15. What's the Cheshire Cat's favorite drink? Evaporated milk.

16. What does Mickey use to browse the web? An iPad Minnie.

17. Why does Alice ask so many questions? Because she's in Wonderland.

18. Why is Quasimodo great at solving mysteries? He always has a hunch.

19. How does the ocean greet Ariel? With a big wave.

20. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? So he could visit Pluto!

21. How does Minnie feel when Mickey is mad at him? Mouserable!

22. What is Mickey's favorite dessert? Mice cream.

23. Which fairy doesn't like to bathe? Stinker-bell.

24. Which ice cream does the God of Thunder like? Thor-bet.

25. What does EPCOT stand for? Every Person Comes Out Tired.

26. What kind of car does Minnie Mouse drive? A Minnie Van.

Disney Puns

27. Hakuna Moscato: it means drink more wine.

28. Keep it Poppins.

29. Hello, is it Smee you're looking for?

30. In a Walt-ernate universe, I’m always at Disney.

31. I fell and now Dis-knee hurts.

32. I am mermaid for Disney.

33. Re-watching  The Lion King, looking for Simba-lism.

34. Should I tell Ariel dinglehoppers aren't a thing, or should I fork-get about it?

35. Having a snow ball, just like Olaf.

36. If it's not baroq-a, don't fix it.

37.  If I had to choose, I'd say Taco Belle is my favorite.

38. Don't walk slow unless you want me to tell you to Mufasa.

39. Ja-near, Jafar, wherever you are.

Marvel-Related Disney Jokes

40. What is the Hulk's favorite song? It's Not Easy Being Green.

41. Which Avenger is the best gardener? Hulk, because he has a green thumb.

42. What is the God of Thunder's favorite day of the week? Thorsday.

43. What does Peter Parker tell people he does for a living? Web designer.

44. What would you get if you crossed Captain America with Hulk? The Star-Spangled Banner.

45. What does Hawkeye like to wear with his suits? A bow tie.

46. Which Avenger is the most trustworthy? The Credible Hulk.

47. Why are the Avengers so handy with tools? They’re always assembling.

48. Why is Thor’s brother great at sneaking around? He is very Loki.

49. Where do the Avengers go to get their laundry pressed? Iron Man.

50. What is Dr. Strange’s cousin’s name who cannot do magic? Doctor Normal.

51. What did Captain America say at the beginning of the orchestra? Avengers, ensemble!

52. Where do the Avengers go to drink coffee? Starkbucks.

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Princess-Related Disney Jokes

53. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she's always running away from the ball.

54. Which Disney princess would make the best judge? Snow White, because she's the fairest of them all.

55. Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it go!

56. Which Disney princess makes the punniest jokes? Ra-PUN-zel.

57. Why did Ariel throw peanut butter into the sea? To go along with the jellyfish.

58. What did Sleeping Beauty say when her photos weren't ready for pick-up in time? Someday, my prints will come!

59. Which Disney princess do cows like the most? Moo-lan.

60. Why couldn't Princess Jasmine get into Prince Party? She wasn’t Aladdin!

61. Why was the Disney princess arrested? They thought she was someone Elsa.

62. Why doesn't Moana have a Prince? Hula cares?!

63. What does Princess Ariel use for money? Sand dollars.

64. What does Ariel like on her toast? Mermalade!

65. Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing? The Lost and Flounder!

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Star Wars-Related Disney Jokes

66. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the dark side.

67. How do Ewoks communicate? On their Ewokie-talkies.

68. What do you call Chewbacca when he gets his fur in chocolate? A chocolate chip Wookie!

69. Why did episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

70. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter.

71. How does Darth Vadar like his toast? On the dark side.

72. What Disney song does Darth Vadar like to sing? When You Wish Upon A Death Star.

73. Why was the droid angry? Because people kept pushing its buttons.

74. What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? Use the horse, Luke!

75. What do you call a pirate droid? Arrr-2 D2.

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