72 Jokes That Are Almost Too Stupid To Actually Be Funny
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Mayonnaise from Angryupvote
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3.I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday…
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Found one from TheRealJoke
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Just take it. from Angryupvote
6.My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo…
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8.Why couldn't the man find his map?
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Cool. from TheRealJoke
11.You heard the rumor going around about butter?
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13.Have you ever tried eating a clock?
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16.What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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19.What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?
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Couch jokes from TheRealJoke
24.RIP boiling water…
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29.Why did the man fall in the well?
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34.I always have the temptation to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight…
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Vet: your horse is lame.Me: *looks at horse through window* he looks fine?Vet: *cleaning his glasses* he's a fucking loser Dave.
37.Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
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@NPR Why does a chicken coop always have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan! #dadjokes
39.How do you make a net?
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My wife told me I need to quit playing Wonderwall on guitar.I said maybe#NationalTellAJokeDay
42.I bought a new boomerang…
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44.I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger…
45.Thanks for telling me the definition of the word many…
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Angry u🅱️vote from Angryupvote
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter#NationalTellAJokeDay
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49.I used to be addicted to soap…
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what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean. #NationalTellAJokeDay
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#NationalTellAJokeDay What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
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Why did Adele cross the road?To say hello from the other side #NationalTellAJokeDay
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56.What's a foot long and slippery?
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#NationalTellAJokeDay Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar...You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
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Dogs can't do X-Rays......But Cats can. #NationalTellAJokeDay
59.What has four wheels and flies?
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61.Why are ghosts terrible liars?
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#NationalTellAJokeDayThe Past...The Present and the Future walk into a barIt was Tense
64.What's red and invisible?
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bee smoothie from TheRealJoke
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Two satellite dishes met on a roof.They fell in love.They got married. The reception was brilliant.🤣🤣🤣#NationalTellAJokeDay
67.What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common?
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Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows?They’re making headlines!#NationalTellAJokeDay
69.What is yellow and hurts like hell when it's in your eye?
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71.Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
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This article contains content from Tabatha Leggett, Mike Spohr, Dave Stopera, Crystal Ro, Jessica Misener, Allie Hayes, and Jamie Jones. It was compiled by Laura Frustaci.
