No matter what your relationship status is this Valentine's Day, there are plenty of reasons to celebrate. Maybe you spend the day binge-watching your favorite Valentine's Day movies, enjoying a giant box of chocolate, or even just using it as an excuse to have a glass of wine with friends. Regardless of how you're spending February 14, use these funny and sweet Valentine's Day captions for your Instagram posts to remember the special day.
If you and your significant other are as iconic as Ree and Ladd Drummond, then tell the world how much your other half means to you. "Every day is Valentine's Day when I'm with you" is the perfect message for a sweet selfie of you two. Or, borrow romantic quotes from one of your favorite romantic movies: "If you're a bird, I'm a bird."
For anyone who's going solo this V-Day, sprinkle in some Valentine's Day jokes remind the world to "Love the wine you're with" or that "Netflix is my one true love." After all, what's better than spending the night at home eating chocolate and watching your fave shows? Exactly. And anyone who loves a good knee-slapper will appreciate adding some Valentine's Day puns into the mix as well. So go ahead and check out these cute Valentine's Day captions and quotes to spruce up your post.
Funny Valentine's Day Captions
Valentine's Day looks amazing on us!
February 15 is my Valentine's Day—hello, cheap candy!
Cupid called, he wants his arrow back.
Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
You're so lucky to have me.
I like you even more than chocolate.
My Valentine is the cutest.
The person in the world who annoys me the least.
Consider this post my Valentine's Day card.
I love you even when I'm hangry.
The world needs more love and fewer emails.
I found my lobster.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.
All you need is love...and some chocolate.
Romantic Valentine's Day Captions
Every day is Valentine's Day when I'm with you.
Together is always better.
I love you most.
In love with my best friend.
Hugs, kisses, and Valentine's Day wishes.
Hanging out on cloud 9 with my Valentine.
I only have heart eyes for you.
You make me the happiest person in the world.
Here's to a lifetime of Valentine's Days with you.
To the Valentine who has my heart forever.
My Valentine today, tomorrow, and every day for the rest of my life.
Just a pair of Valentines in love.
Life is just better together.
I never liked Valentine's Day until I met you.
All you need is love, and all I need is you.
Valentine, I'm yours.
Life is sweeter with you in it.
Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.
When I'm with you, I'm home.
Valentine's Day Captions If You're Single
Netflix is my one true love.
Celebrating Valentine's Day with my favorite people: wine and chocolate.
All of me loves...all of me.
Here for the wine.
Just waiting for the 50% off candy tomorrow.
Love the wine you're with.
I followed my heart and it led me to ice cream.
Happy Valentine's Day to me, love me.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
Dear Cupid, just send chocolate, please.
Today is about me, myself, and I.
Spending time with my soulmate: Me.
In a serious relationship with myself.
Valentine's Day Captions Based on Lyrics
"At last my love has come along, my lonely days are over and life is like a song." —Etta James
"Take my heart and please don't break it, love was made for me and you." —Nat King Cole
"And darling I will be loving you 'til we're 70." —Ed Sheeran
"I could hold you for a million years to make you feel my love." —Bob Dylan
"All of me loves all of you." —John Legend
"You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs. But look around me and I see it isn't so." —Wings
"'Cause I love you, a-just the way you look tonight." —Frank Sinatra
"Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go. You have made my life complete and I love you so." —Elvis Presley
"I hope you don't mind that I put down in the words how wonderful life is while you're in the world." —Elton John
"It's a love story, baby just say yes." —Taylor Swift
"And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile, cause you're amazing, just the way you are." —Bruno Mars
"Lucky I'm in love with my best friend." —Jason Mraz
"Love is old love is new, love is all love is you." —The Beatles
Valentine's Day Captions Based on Quotes
"I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." —Notting Hill
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird." —The Notebook
"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." —When Harry Met Sally
"Here's looking at you, kid." —Casablanca
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you." —A.A. Milne
"Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever." —Audre Lorde
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." —Lao Tzu
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways." —Elizabeth Barrett Browning
"We are most alive when we're in love." —John Updike
"Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you." —Loretta Young
"Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love." —William Shakespeare
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." —Aristotle
Emoji Valentine's Day Captions
My ❤️ belongs to you.
🍫 and 🍷 and I'm feeling fine.
You have a 🍕 my ❤️
I will accept this 🌹
Will you 🐝 mine?
Sending you lots of ❌s and ⭕s
A ❤️ story for the 📖
I don't need 💐 🍫 🎁 —I just need you.
I only have 👀 for you.