7 Music Videos From The 2000s I Loved As A Millennial Kid And, In Retrospect, Made Me Realize I'm Pretty Darn Queer
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1.Britney Spears and Madonna's "Me Against the Music" video from 2003 will always remain at the forefront of my queer journey. The video came out only a few months after their infamous kiss at the 2003 VMA Awards, so as a 10-year-old bi gal in the closet, naturally I was really excited to see what the video would look like.
I wore out my copy of In the Zone on my CD player, and I blasted this song into my headphones any chance I got after school. I also subtly put this song in my mixed CD rotation, so whenever I had sleepovers with my friends in my basement, I turned it up at the maximum volume (it eventually became one of my songs with a childhood friend). Anytime my friend and I heard "Me Against the Music" in the wild, like on the radio or at another sleepover party, we dropped everything we were doing and danced like absolute maniacs.
We jolted in every corner of whatever room we were in, pretending we were Britney and Madonna in that wooden dance hall looking for each other. It remains one of my favorite childhood memories, and an important moment and music video from my gay millennial childhood (even though my relationship with my friend was 100% platonic).
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The way Britney and Madonna teased us at the end of the video with this almost kiss? Like, come ON.
Watch the music video here:
2.I've been a Jennifer Lopez fan ever since I can remember — my sister is a few years older than I am, so I've always felt ahead of the curve when it comes to music. I was memorizing J.Lo's lyrics from "Ain't It Funny" and "Jenny from the Block" in elementary school looooong before I knew what any of it actually meant — regardless, she always grabbed my attention with whatever she released.
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My love for her ran deep and unconditionally, so when she dropped her "Get Right" music video in 2005, I lost my damn mind.
In the beginning of "Get Right," one of J.Lo's many alter-egos is on the phone in the bathroom with her friend — she says, "I'm at the gay club. I'll call you when I'm done." I grew up in a town where "gay" was used as an insult, and that type of environment influenced me to suppress my queerness for a very long time. So, when I heard J.Lo say this in her "Get Right" music video, it grabbed my attention in the best way possible.
At the gay club there were a bunch of big screens showing the "real" J.Lo dancing like nobody's business, cane and 2000s outfit in tow. Then we saw J.Lo's many alter-egos hanging out at the club, all with various occupations and personalities — my eyes didn't leave the screen for a single second as I soaked in every ounce of queerness.
Watch the music video here:
3.There isn't just one Avril Lavigne music video that made me realize, "Hey, I like boys and girls," but rather, it was a mix of her persona and attitude in her "Sk8er Boi" and "Complicated" videos. These videos made me relate to her in a way I hadn't in other artists (or people, for that matter). Growing up in the 2000s, my style was somewhere in-between traditionally feminine and "sporty," and when I watched Avril be a true punk-rocker in those videos, she also seemed to fit somewhere in that category.
She rocked neckties and an IDGAF attitude in her music videos, which is the kind of energy I had 96% of the time as a kid, and ultimately influenced my style and behavior. "Complicated" and "Sk8er Boi" were one of the first times I remember seeing a celebrity in a video and thinking, "I want that outfit. I want to look just like her!" Avril inspired me to wear my baseball hats backward, and even steal one of my dad's neckties from his closet in the fourth grade.
Avril Lavigne was everywhere during my elementary and middle school days, confirming and comforting my bisexuality. I remember going to a friend's birthday party at some venue where they'd play a popular song over a loud speaker and we got to record our own music video for it. When my friend decided that "Sk8er Boi" was the song, my closeted self was SO excited.
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Someone handed us all a bunch of ties so we could look and sing like Avril, and we thrashed our heads up and down and played air-guitar like true rock stars. It was one of the few times I felt whole as a kid. There I was, standing on a platform with a bunch of my friends, discovering I was attracted to women but too afraid to admit, but was still able to express it in a way that felt comfortable to me.
Watch the "Complicated" music video here:
And watch the "Sk8er Boi" music video here:
4.The time has come to discuss Mýa's "My Love Is Like...Wo" music video from 2003 (I'm learning 2003 was apparently a big queer year for me). It remains one of the most important videos from my childhood, and earns a spot in my personal Top 20 list of things that I loved as a child, but in retrospect, are queer as heck. I know this is a life-changing music video among many queer girls of the 2000s, so it's only right to give it the love it deserves in this post. Let's get to it (one, two, three, four!).
From Mýa's outfit changes to her unique choreography to the context of the song, this music video immediately grabbed my 10-year-old self's attention. I remember feeling giddy as heck whenever it came on MTV after school because it meant that I got to watch Mýa 1. smoke a cigar 2. dance in multiple colorful suits and 3. sing a song about sex for four minutes straight — life couldn't possibly get better!!!
"My Love Is Like...Wo" was a pivotal piece of art in my queer adolescence — a beautiful woman wearing traditionally male outfits while completely owning her sexuality? A million times YES. This music video is also the North Star to my infatuation with famous women wearing suits, an obsession that has only grown as I've gotten more comfortable with my bisexuality as an adult.
Watch the music video here:
5."Take Me Away" from 2003's Freaky Friday is a queer rock anthem that still makes me go absolutely nuts! When I saw Freaky Friday in theaters with my friend, I felt the need to hide my excitement when I saw Lindsay Lohan (Anna) and Christina Vidal (Maddie) rocking the hell out in the garage after school. Anna and Maddie playing off of each other's energy while scream-singing "take me awaaaayyyy" with such 2000s teen angst was one of the most badass things I had ever seen.
I remember buying the Freaky Friday soundtrack at Sam Goody a few days after seeing the movie just to listen to "Take Me Away." Growing up I shared a room with my older sister, so whenever she wasn't there, I put the soundtrack on our stereo and fantasized about what it'd be like to be a member of Pink Slip (but mostly, what it'd be like to be Maddie's girlfriend).
Every gay millennial knows this song by heart, especially when Pink Slip played it at their House of Blues gig the night of Tess's rehearsal dinner. I was beyond nervous because oh man, would Anna (aka Tess) be able to pull off the guitar solo in front of all those people?! But alas, she did, and once my nerves settled, I was able to focus on my childhood crush: Maddie.
Watch the full scene here:
6.For any bi gal who's attracted to middle-aged women, they know with 100% certainty that Madonna's "Hung Up" music video from 2005 was a pivotal moment in gay millennial history. Madonna dancing alone in her pink leotard at the ballet studio? The splits? The dance up against the mirror? It was a lot for my middle school brain to comprehend in the best way possible.
As a middle schooler, I practiced the "hands against the mirror" choreography in my basement while the rest of my family was upstairs either watching TV or doing homework. I wanted to have this routine down-pat and in my arsenal, just in case "Hung Up" came on at a sleepover or dance party, and I could impress my friends with Madonna's iconic moves (yes, that's what I considered "impressing" my friends).
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