68 Tweets About This Hot (Literally) Mess Of A Summer
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It's been a wild summer in pop culture, but not to worry — I'm here to recap it for you. Here are 69 tweets that will make you look back and laugh about everything that's gone down in the last three months, good and bad:
1.Of course, we started off the summer with pride and this A+ meme.
as a bisexual woman in a relationship with a man, I’m despised by the straight and LGBT+ communities alike. That’s why, this Pride, I’m partnering with James Corden
2.We got through the terrifying (and heartbreaking) ordeal of Stranger Things 4.
me outside the duffer brothers house after the season 4 finale #StrangerThings
3.And found humor even in the sad parts.
@StrangerNews11 what Mike saw
4.Though some people kept forgetting the name.
My mother-in-law keeps accidentally calling Stranger Things “Spooky Times” and I’ve never loved anything more
5.Or making up new ones.
If Stranger Things was British.
6.We figured out Stranger Things had more in common with High School Musical than we'd ever realized.
I just burst out laughing how the hell are the two scenes exactly the same frame by frame😭😭 And will saying "what about us" just like troy😭
7.And became just as obsessed with "Master of Puppets" as "Running Up That Hill."
Me listening to Master of Puppets by Metallica after watching Stranger Things season 4 vol.2
8.We discovered Joker 2 would be a musical.
They should have kept this a total secret and let everyone find out in the theater https://t.co/ZWqYQdMADr
9.And a romance??
joker and harley in joker 2
10.Who knows what the genre actually is at this point, TBH.
leaked the joker 2
11.We also learned that Lady Gaga was costarring.
Lady Gaga’s first day on the set of Joker 2:
12.Someone randomly decided Zendaya was pregnant.
Zendaya pregnant news
13.Only to find out it was completely made up.
The person who said Zendaya pregnant to get Twitter in a frenzy rn:
14.We celebrated the fathers who raised us.
Happy Father’s Day to my dad, who once forgot the word for transgender and referred to me as a transformer
15.And the fathers who are fathers dozens (hyperbole) of times over.
Nick Cannon receiving all of his Happy Father’s Day cards today…
16.We saw the effects of global warming.
HIS HEAD LITERALLY SMOKING OH NO https://t.co/hxlnS4wWdB
17.We got a little sick of the "they're a 10 but" memes.
“she’s a 10 but” BUT BRO SHE DON’T WANT YOU 😂😂😂😂
18.Though there were still some fun twists on the format.
She’s a 10, but a 6 in Zara, and a 14 in H&M. why can’t she find clothes! she’s crying
19.We started an uproar over Kim Kardashian potentially damaging Marilyn Monroe's dress.
let kim kardashian ruin more artifacts. let her drive the jfk car into a swamp. eat ribs over the dead sea scrolls. she’s the reverse indiana jones
20.And worried over what she might damage next.
kim kardashian better not think about this dress
21.We all collectively tried to figure out the plot of Barbie.
just saw this couple break up outside the harry styles concert
22.And decided we were excited for the film no matter what.
"one ticket to barbie, please."
23.We speculated about the Funny Girl mess.
I asked my sister about the importance of Lea Michele being in "Funny Girl". She said it's like giving Thanos the last infinity stone
24.Including the fact that former Glee costar Jane Lynch left before Lea took over.
jane lynch when lea michele shows up to her first funny girl rehearsal
25.Which dredged up this old gem.
JLC was savage for this.
26.We witnessed the Doja Cat/Noah Schnapp drama.
this is really the antagonist in doja cat’s life rn
27.And learned Noah could not be trusted with a secret.
doja cat in noah’s dms rn
28.We wondered what Joseph Quinn thought of it all.
joseph quinn opening his twitter and seeing himself being mentioned in a post with doja and noah
29.We freaked out over Elon Musk buying Twitter, and then discovered he was a total liar.
just re-upping this random criticism of my take from back in April lol https://t.co/NEpTM5HTal
30.Which of course led to jokes.
BREAKING: Elon Musk has terminated his deal to buy Twitter, which is shocking because I didn’t think he knew how to pull out of anything.
31.We made jokes about how stupid the backlash to student loan forgiveness is.
Absolutely furious that people are currently able to buy THE SIMS 4 for $19.99 when I myself paid $59.99 several years ago. A real slap in the face to those who worked hard and paid full price.
32.And laughed at the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago.
.@FBI do an unboxing video
33.We continued to deal with COVID.
I don’t understand how COVID is still spiking after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened
34.Along with monkeypox, and rising healthcare costs.
i don’t like having 2 plagues and no healthcare. i should have 0 plagues and 2 healthcare
35.And awful heat waves.
Now I understand what they went through
36.Which were absolutely unbearable.
The older I get the more I understand the chapter in Gatsby where the whole premise is “it’s so hot in New York that everyone goes absolutely insane”
37.We dealt with record gas prices.
the prophecy has been fulfilled
38.And all of those things together.
I’m at the heatwave, I’m at the monkeypox, I’m at the combination heatwave monkeypox inflation covid fascist polio gay panic vibe shift
39.We learned Shakira may not have paid her taxes.
40.And that she's going to have to go to court for it.
shakira’s hips when the jury calls her a liar
41.Meanwhile, we witnessed the downfall of Kim and Pete.
pete davidson spotted with the queen of england after his recent break up with kim kardashian.
42.And speculated who he would date next.
i hope Pete Davidson's next way-more-famous girlfriend is Susan Sarandon
43.We learned about the stupid term "quiet quitting."
We rebranding “quiet quitting” to “acting your wage”
44.We followed every piece of Don't Worry Darling drama.
https://t.co/1oc5JQ0Z7i
45.And tried to speculate what Florence is thinking.
Turns out the car chase in Don't Worry Darling wasn't scripted. Florence Pugh happened to flee the set and the crew just ran with it.
46.We anxiously awaited the premiere.
florence pugh and olivia wilde at the red carpet for don't worry darling
47.But before we were all talking about Don't Worry Darling, we were all talking about Ezra Miller and the related DC/Batgirl drama.
“But just think of how much we could make by *not* releasing BATGIRL”
48.Along with the HBO Max drama.
me trying to binge watch all the good shit on hbo max before its gone
49.We wondered if we were witnessing its demise.
i named my son “max” after hbo max, what am i gonna tell him in five years? it’s been hard enough already with his sister quibi
50.We may not have gotten to see Batgirl, but we did have the chance to see Morbius again in theaters.
it’s a hard pill to swallow but i think we need to accept that our lives just won’t be same again. the risk will never be zero. we will always be on the verge of another morbius release
51.We heard all about Taylor Swift's jet emissions.
taylor swift’s cameo in lady gaga’s hold my hand music video
52.We found out Sydney Sweeney's family may be Republicans after some family photos were posted.
sydney sweeny's aunt on january 6th 2021
53.But are we really surprised?
Y’all acting surprised that Sydney Sweeney’s family is conservative when her uncle is Sweeney Todd. He’s literally killed people
54.With all the Euphoria cast controversies, we started to become concerned that Zendaya may be the only cast member left come Season 3.
zendaya filming euphoria season 3 now that shes the only one left in the cast.
55.Especially after it was announced this summer that Barbie (aka Kat) isn't coming back.
euphoria season 3
56.We dreaded the return of 2000s fashion.
No. We can not do this again.
57.Like...do we need to do this again?
WE HAVE COME TO A COMPLETELY NEW MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF PANTS. the totally enormous "giant-fit" J. Crew chinos, created by the very brand that ushered in the tyranny of way-too-tight men's pants, are SOLD OUT
58.One app brought us all together: BeReal.
this is me on BeReal https://t.co/Wst98Bp25u
59.Through tragedy and through triumph.
this is the craziest BeReal I ever seen😭
60.Triumphs like, of course, Nicole Kidman's famous AMC ad getting a sequel.
it’s time to ⚠️BeReal⚠️
61.We debated whether we would let Twitter circles into our hearts.
a private account using twitter circle bestie thats a solitary confinement 😭
62.And if we really wanted more access to misery.
reading some of y’all twitter circle tweets like
63.We celebrated the release of Renaissance.
I can already see drunk gays climbing the PF Chang horse
64.Though we may have listened to it a bit too much.
My neighbors hearing IM THAT GIRL start again after SUMMER RENAISSANCE
65.We all got stoked for Taylor Swift's Midnights.
taylor swift’s midnights
66.And had thoughts about that other thing that happened at the VMAs.
Everything I’ve learned about Addison Rae’s parents has been against my own will
67.And finally, we finished out August acting like we weren't going to watch House of Dragon, then did it anyway.
me after being disappointed by the final season of game of thrones: “i guess i’ll give house of the dragon a try” me to HBO after watching the first episode: #HouseoftheDragon #HOTD
68.In conclusion...thank you, Twitter.
twitter is so weird because it's like constant whiplash between a really funny joke, the most horrific violence you can think of, a movie that looks cool, an acquaintance having phenomenal tits, absolute despair, and the history of a medieval painting, all in about 90 seconds
