64 Things People Posted On The Internet This Month That — I'm Sorry — Are Probably Funnier Than Anything You've Ever Said
January is already coming to an end, so of course it's time to share some of the funniest things people said online this month. Here are some hilarious tweets you probably missed from this month:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter feed is that much better!
18.
boyfriends are kinda like chew toys and if u bite hard enough they’ll squeak
— sab (@sabbyku) January 15, 2024
19.
Sorry i’m late, there was an evil troll blocking the bridge and his riddles were really hard today
— ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ (@bendergirlfrend) January 15, 2024
20.
i'm high is this a good tweet pic.twitter.com/lvUrGQUaqX
— jenny_tightpants🪑 (@halomancer1) January 16, 2024
21.
gay men are addicted to tweeting their most embarrassing scenarios. what do you mean you ran into your ex in the dark room getting topped by rupaul? what am i supposed to do about that?
— Alex (@alexxmalloy) January 15, 2024
22.
I do not play about overstimulation I will punch you at a Zara 😭
— catalina (@fiImaker) January 13, 2024
23.
I received three job rejections today and it's just like... am I not my grandma's special boy to these people
— not using my name anymore bc it’s cooler that way (@yeahnahaye_) January 12, 2024
24.
Whenever a couple message you on Grindr it’s like “to whom am I speaking?” pic.twitter.com/1tZbwOfrSi
— Daniel (@VertigoShtick) January 8, 2024
TVLand / Twitter: @VertigoShtick
28.
idk how to act when there's a baby in my presence. like...hii..did u watch may december
— troy (@B0Y_TR0Y) January 5, 2024
29.
omg babe <333 the bare minimum? u shouldnt have <33333
— moth (@virtualinsect) January 15, 2024
30.
goldilocks trying the 3 porridges pic.twitter.com/2shujx4hq1
— ⁺ ⋆˚ m ⁺ ⋆˚ (@itsjustmemohit) January 3, 2024
31.
this was when i knew i liked them dumb https://t.co/HUoVqE1BGf pic.twitter.com/bUUzN14xPs
— Richie Supports 🇵🇸 (@Richie_sequel) January 3, 2024
Disney / Twitter: @Richie_sequel
32.
when people be in a relationship for 6+ years… like hurry up other people wanna date you
— alondra (@alondramaren) January 1, 2024
35.
no rizz just: pic.twitter.com/G2bPJf5MCN
— nani🕷️ (@gtbsesh) January 15, 2024
36.
i know things aren't very fergalicious right now bro but hang in there
— james ᐞ⟁ᐞ (@bootypillow) January 15, 2024
37.
tiktok should do this pic.twitter.com/wC12dr6lws
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) January 15, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @bklynb4by
38.
I was telling my coworkers I’m going to Puerto Vallarta next week and one of them says “just a warning, a lot of LGBT+ go there”…… girl I AM the LGBT+! pic.twitter.com/9KQ9GsGMyp
— Donovan (@d0n0vaaaan) January 5, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @d0n0vaaaan
40.
Pandemic or not, why do ppl stand so CLOSE behind you while you're waiting in line?? pic.twitter.com/PXsX1yueno
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) January 8, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @Whotfismick
43.
alright bro pic.twitter.com/BF0FhgEm9M
— sumo* (@camkrda) January 15, 2024
44.
if "oh she's taking it" had a physical personification pic.twitter.com/QOLaFwF5FA
— sh✮q 🎧⋆｡𖦹˚ (@shaqscorner) January 16, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @shaqscorner
45.
the pure disappointment " :/ " holds is stronger than any words could
— ava! (@F41rygirl) January 15, 2024
46.
“how’s feb 14th looking” It’s looking like my rooms gonna sound like a barber shop
— d♱ (@normalgirl53) January 15, 2024
47.
You might be thinking "its so over" but the sun will rise tomorrow and youll be like "were so back"
— Daniel (@dadogeking) January 15, 2024
49.
To Unalive a Mockingbird
— arvo färt (@arvofart) January 15, 2024
50.
me if there was an award for getting stoned every night pic.twitter.com/OdBGU4N7xq
— mar (@itsmariannnna) January 9, 2024
CBS / Twitter: @itsmariannnna
53.
I LOVE smoking with paranoid bitches like yes girl they are coming but we are stronger!!!
— Rachel S. Lurs 🔻 (@finallgirll) January 15, 2024
54.
pov: that one friend who doesn’t smoke in a group of smokers pic.twitter.com/EcwMNE5rIP
— matz ౨ৎ (@matzsvision) January 10, 2024
