Black Widows At Lululemon, Snakes Hiding In Ugg Boots, Sharks In People's Yards, And 53 Other Very Good Reasons I Am Never Moving To Australia
1.A random person walking by a muddy creek apparently thought that green thing was a bug. It's not.
IT'S THE EYE OF A CROCODILE.
2.In fact, crocs are pretty common down under!!!
3.This person found a snake in their toilet. IN THEIR TOILET.
4.Guess this person's gonna have to go without wiping.
5.And this person will just have to go without clothing.
6.I used to think kangaroos were cute. Not anymore.
7.Like, why is this kangaroo buffer than The Rock?
8.If I saw this in my car, I would simply never drive again.
9.Same with this.
10.Is no car safe???
11.This spider took over this car...AND GOT BUSY! Yep, those are a bunch of little babies around it!
12.Stay away from your garage, too.
13.Imagine trying to look through your peephole to see if your package has arrived yet and seeing THIS.
14.Not even your shoes are safe.
15.Seriously. Check your shoes, y'all.
16.Now, I live in New York. I've seen big cockroaches. But nothing like these.
17.Scorpions are also common in Australia!
18.Like, this person just found one in their sweatshirt! Cool!!!
19.And black widows are just chilling everywhere, too!!!
20.Not even Lululemon is safe!!!
21.Hiking in Australia looks fun!
22.I mean, am I wrong???
23.But don't worry, you don't even have to leave your house to see giant, terrifying spiders!
24.Apparently, bad weather like heat waves and floods can cause spiders to invade like so.
25.Flies, too.
26.Speaking of bad weather...many years ago floods apparently trapped SIX SHARKS on a GOLF COURSE. And they're STILL THERE. This sounds like the plot of a B horror film.
27.Apparently, floods throwing sharks into people's yards is just a thing that happens. I wish it didn't.
28.What do you even do in this situation??? 'Cause I think I would just abandon my RV and fly to the farthest country I could.
29.Just so y'all don't think I'm a snake hater, I actually think this snake is kind of cute. BUT NOT IN MY POOL TABLE!!!!
30.WHAT is he doing with his head over the fence like that...if I looked out my window and saw this guy as my nosy neighbor I would immediately move. I don't care that carpet pythons like this and the above are nonvenomous.
31.This is the two-for-the-price-of-one energy I do NOT want in my life.
32.You know, normally, I'd bet on a snake in a snake vs. spider fight, but apparently Australian spiders can TRAP SNAKES IN THEIR WEBS.
33.It's not even just black widows, either.
34.Like, I wish I could unsee this. But it's too late for that, so I'm making everyone suffer with me.
35.Spiders can also apparently catch BIRDS.
36.In fact, I'm starting to think spiders run Australia.
37.There's even a whole thing called "spider season."
38.Spiders are bringing our world into darkness.
39.They're invading.
40.Here's a whole colony of spiders close up, in case you want your day ruined.
41.Even the birds in Australia are metal. Yep, that's a bird nest made of bird bones.
42.This is a bee's nest. Just so you know.
43.Yeahhh, this three-eyed snake is gonna be a no from me, dawg.
44.I didn't even know they made spiders this big, and I wish I was still blissfully ignorant.
45.Didn't know lizards could be this big, either. Apparently, some goannas can be over EIGHT FEET LONG.
46.Also didn't know crabs could be this big.
47.This is supposedly a moth. I don't believe it; I think it's an alien.
48.I thought I liked bats. I was mistaken.
49.Is it a spider? Is it a moth? Is it a bat? Is it a demon sent to kill us all??? The world will never know.
50.I don't know what this thing is, and I don't *want* to know what this thing is.
51.This picture literally caused me to slam my computer shut and take several deep breaths. Warning: it's a snake swallowing a wallaby, so if you don't want to see that...don't click.
52.Although personally, I think this photo of a frog eating a snake is even worse.
53.Sorry, but this creature never should've seen the light of day.
54.Can you spot the snake here? Because I sure can't.
(Nvm, it's here)
55.Good news: spiders can camouflage too!
56.And finally, I think a hawk throwing a snake at me might be my new worst fear.
Douglus Wong / YouTube / Via reddit.com
