Finding the perfect way to mark someone's birthday isn't always easy. Sure, there are unique birthday presents, funny birthday cards, and elaborate birthday parties, but sometimes you want to mark the occasion on social media so everyone knows just how special the birthday boy or girl truly is. Thankfully, there are more than a few birthday-worthy captions that will let the whole world know that your family member, friend, or loved one is worthy of their own Insta post.
From sentimental Instagram captions to funny birthday quotes that put even the most hilarious dad jokes to shame, there's a birthday Instagram caption for every birthday occasion or celebration. Not only will these captions help that special someone feel loved on their birthday, they will make for a fun post to look back on for years to come.
Of course, in addition to the perfect Instagram post, you'll want to send that special someone a meaningful birthday gift or, perhaps, make them a special cake. But regardless of how you choose to mark their big day, the following birthday Insta captions will no doubt be the cherry on their birthday-themed sundae.
Funny Birthday Instagram Captions
Another year older, but definitely not any wiser.
It’s my party and I’ll wine if I want to.
I’m just here for the cake.
Act my age? No thanks!
Birthdays are the universe’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Officially old enough to need a skincare routine.
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Thanks, Mom - you gave birth to someone who’s pretty awesome.
Birthday Instagram Captions for Yourself
This is the year my dreams come true.
So thankful for friends, family, and of course, birthday cake.
Life is too short not to celebrate moments like these.
Keep calm and celebrate on.
The best is yet to come.
One year older, one year bolder.
Following my birthday bliss.
Happy birthday to me!
I’m not old, I’m “vintage.”
Cute Birthday Instagram Captions for Your Partner
Happy birthday to this goofball!
Another year around the sun for the light of my life.
A perfect party for my perfect husband/wife.
Happy birthday to the guy/girl with the world’s greatest wife/husband.
On this day, a king/queen was born.
Happy birthday to the guy/girl who lets me put my cold feet on them and only complains a little bit.
Giving you hugs, kisses, and all the birthday wishes.
I’m so glad we’re going to grow old together, and that you have a head start.
Happy birthday from the one who endures the dirty socks on the floor and loves you anyway.
Happy birthday to my other half.
I couldn’t love anyone more than I love you. Happy birthday to my one and only.
Like a fine wine, you’re only getting better with age.
The greatest gift I ever got was you.
On this day, X years ago, the world became a better place.
Quote and/or Song Lyric Birthday Captions
"Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift." — Aretha Franklin
“They say it's your birthday, we're gonna have a good time.” — The Beatles
"Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!" — Dr. Seuss
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened." — Cora Harvey Armstrong
“We gonna party like it’s your birthday” — 50 Cent
"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears." — John Lennon
"Celebrate your journey of life." — Lailah Gifty Akita
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” — Lucille Ball
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” — Mark Twain
“Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” — Sammy Hagar
“Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.” — Anna Magnani
“Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.” — Jim Gaffigan
“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” —Ogden Nash
Milestone Birthday Captions
Cheers to 21 years!
I will be 29 until further notice.
Thirty, flirty, and thriving.
"After 30, a body has a mind of its own."— Bette Midler
40 is the new 20.
Today I’m looking back at 40 years of memories, friends, family, and happiness. I like what I see.
Good lordy, I’m 40!
It took me 50 years to look this good.
Half a century down, another one to go.
You’re 60 years old? You’re 6 perfect 10s! Happy birthday.
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