51 Wildly Hilarious Things People Actually Tweeted In June
June is over so, of course, the time has come when I share some of the funniest tweets from the month! Enjoy!
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1.
Is everybody pronouncing “Grimace” the same way as “Versace” or am I alone on this one?
— Odogwu 🦅 (@obidinzeribe) June 29, 2023
2.
me if loving bisexual men with mustaches was illegal pic.twitter.com/MPSwtKVtt7
— latke (@latkedelrey) June 25, 2023
3.
I hate to say it but I’m happy that the OceanGate Titanic sub happened during the writer’s strike because I don’t think I would have been able to handle an SNL skit about it
— Ollie (Engaged Era 💍) (@olliephresh) June 25, 2023
4.
As gay people, it is our right to lie to straight coworkers when they ask what we did over the weekend.
— Kiki (@ettapuss) June 12, 2023
5.
my morning routine is to brush my teeth, wash my face, have a coffee and do a few stretches, usually takes about 4 hours and 45 minutes.
— chlobuchar (@me_im_chloe) June 16, 2023
6.
mcdonald’s app wasn’t working so i had to go up to a real person and say the words “can i try the grimace milkshake please” pic.twitter.com/VpZC61lsAr
— Alex (@alexxmalloy) June 16, 2023
Bravo / Twitter: @alexxmalloy
7.
"I have a crush and idk how to tell her""it's someone you know REALLY well" pic.twitter.com/CF0XCj4jG8
— kiwikins!! (@peeholelicker) June 20, 2023
8.
Haven't said "Wowzers" for a long time, probably due to grief.
— Unknown Shrew (@shrewtape) April 21, 2023
9.
my coworker won’t stop referring to peter griffin by just his first name and telling stories about him like they’re friends
— mia🫧 (@mia11112233) June 23, 2023
10.
Yeah they would’ve walked me out pic.twitter.com/UVtoRpqXbE
— ❄️سابرينا (@Fgmgbrina_) June 27, 2023
ABC / Twitter: @Fgmgbrina_
11.
“Go piss girl” has done irrevocable damage to my psyche
— jax (@jaxajueny) June 6, 2023
12.
“We should grab a drink soon!” - me even though I barely have enough time in the week to reconcile with consciousness
— cole (@colipher) June 27, 2023
13.
this is so real pic.twitter.com/HtCwJy8djm
— Sai💥 (@SaiB0i) June 29, 2023
14.
Bae why didn’t you tell me about ur brockhampton phase? :/
— chris udalla (@Cudalla) June 5, 2023
15.
pride monthhhhhh pic.twitter.com/mSXTKgeOyD
— VEIN 🔪 🩸 (@SO0u0o) June 1, 2023
16.
babe are you ok you've barely sexualized your irredeemable fucked up evil villain guy today
— asahi love posting 6.4 (@SmuggestSage) June 29, 2023
17.
sometimes i look at a man and think Wow u definitely do numbers with the she/theys
— keith 🦴 (@kkrocketz) June 27, 2023
18.
we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)
— erika mack (@yeeeerika) June 27, 2023
19.
me and my man going to the Barbie premiere pic.twitter.com/EuqymCPc9Q
— marlene dietrich’s side chick (@macbethsknife) June 27, 2023
UPN / Twitter: @macbethsknife
20.
black mirror episode where a girl takes a selfy and shes like what the fuckkkk
— ivy ✡︎ (@wolktress) June 1, 2023
21.
what pic.twitter.com/ESesmBKKnH
— Alex (@fulmiez) June 24, 2023
HBO / Twitter: @fulmiez
22.
You come to me, the day of my daughter’s Shein influencer trip
— Iva Dixit (@ivadixit) June 27, 2023
23.
“I work at a consulting firm” Those are not real words to me
— KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) (@horse_feedbag) June 28, 2023
24.
seeing people wearing apple watches is so funny like go off ben 10
— hatsune shitski (@zephanijong) June 7, 2023
25.
yes chef (romantically)
— kiara? (@ki_tranada) June 28, 2023
26.
I yelled good morning officer and he looked up 😂 you ain't fooling nobody pic.twitter.com/7V85LRXViN
— 🇩🇴 El Guebon Supremo Kenny 809 🇩🇴 (@TuMalditaMadre) June 28, 2023
27.
“queer joy” “queer heartbreak” “queer sociality” how about getting a queer job so you can make some queer money
— cornel east (@yourhammergirl) June 10, 2023
28.
me n my bestie pic.twitter.com/b7PxRGYcgO
— ✧ (@northstardoll) June 11, 2023
29.
Once your whimsy is gone, you are cooked.
— Kai (@kaiklops) June 15, 2023
30.
— P🎱ЯKŸ (@DavidSFV93) June 14, 2023
31.
got sent some pictures of myself from a night out which have shattered my self esteem and rattled my most fundamental perceptions of how i look pic.twitter.com/bWKz0pQrmW
— 🖱 (@ripmadeleine) June 14, 2023
32.
“do you know excel”no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.
— merrin (@wowzowee) June 15, 2023
33.
Ill come but is it ok if i wear my default outfit
— danlet (@evildanevil) June 4, 2023
34.
As a Los Angeles babysitter I have seen children’s birthday parties that would make Bernie Sanders kill himself
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) June 14, 2023
35.
Happy Pride from my cleaning lady. pic.twitter.com/7vgbfG5rrY
— Justin (@justinweho) June 2, 2023
36.
Sending this to my friend at the function when it’s time to go https://t.co/sWR2eEA1cs
— probably cam (@camwasnthere) June 13, 2023
37.
he’s growing pic.twitter.com/Mx5UT94fah
— ༻❁༺ (@irisdelany) June 7, 2023
38.
Rest up little one we’ve got a long month ahead pic.twitter.com/LpgxfjmBbm
— ALEXANDER ROTH (@alexanderdroth) June 1, 2023
39.
I told my wife i wanted shoes for my birthday..... she planning surprises and hotels and dinner at ocean prime... that's at least 4 pair of shoes man pic.twitter.com/4qINXfm8wu
— KahleighComedy (@BigJunieKC) June 9, 2023
Warner Bros. / Twitter: @BigJunieKC
40.
Diet Coke… nature’s ozempic
— Маделейн . (@normalmadeline) June 9, 2023
41.
She was horrified my STOMACHSNFS she was sick, had to shut it down immediately pic.twitter.com/ddb5JyZUYl
— ♤ (@haworthes) June 6, 2023
The Hollywood Reporter / Twitter: @haworthes
42.
— ম (@MON0MAMI) June 5, 2023
43.
Allot of y’all gone reach 25 and realize you haven’t done nothing with your life but get pregnant & fight. THE LIFE OF A PITBULL
— , (@sgrate_) June 10, 2023
44.
Goodnight. pic.twitter.com/PDiEERGRXW
— Le𝕄ikey✪ (@L3Mik3y) June 3, 2023
45.
me when i’m having a normal Sunday and then it hits 6pm pic.twitter.com/dEa0UCf2VT
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) June 2, 2023
46.
— aileen (@coolawsum) June 3, 2023
47.
got a little too high and now i can’t watch my movie because i know they’re all just pretending pic.twitter.com/3BzJNGtlh1
— 🧚🏾♀️ (@romanroyco) June 3, 2023
Searchlight Pictures / Twitter: @romanroyco
48.
Knowing how to right click on a MacBook requires at least a master’s degree.
— Michael B. Jordana Brewster (@Kyla_Lacey) June 2, 2023
49.
the week leading up to your period they should have a guy come kill you
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) June 13, 2023
50.
This isn’t the work of alcohol https://t.co/f1FxQdgCFN
— Alaye (@DeeGBP) June 2, 2023
51.
me when i turn off dnd only to discover that nobody disturbed me pic.twitter.com/0GkoIG0pmp
— groovy cat *♡∞:｡.｡ (@nnnellz) June 27, 2023
