50 Valentine's Day Pickup Lines That Are Way Better Than a Conversation Heart
There's no denying that pickup lines can be a little cheesy, but that's what makes them fun! Much like Valentine's Day jokes, Valentine's Day pickup lines are a lighthearted way to start a conversation with someone cute. Whether you're trying to spark up a conversation on a dating app or at the bar with someone attractive, or you just want something fun to write in a Valentine's Day card to your spouse of many years, these romantic and funny pickup lines are perfect.
These Valentine's Day puns and pickup lines are sure to bring a smile to anyone's face. There are plenty of references to Cupid, chocolates, and other Valentine's Day themes that make them perfect for the occasion. The key is to lean into how silly some of them are and deliver them with confidence. A sense of humor is always attractive! And if you're successful enough to secure a date — or need to plan something for your sweetheart or gal pals — check out our ideas for Valentine's Day activities for singles and couples.
Got Valentine's Day on the brain? Don't forget to check out our lists of Valentine's Day quotes, creative Valentine's Day party ideas, Valentine's Day trivia and the best first Valentine's Day gifts.
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Funny Valentine's Day Pickup Lines
You know what you would look especially beautiful in this Valentine’s Day? My arms.
Can I have your picture so I can show Cupid what I’m asking for this V-Day?
My friends bet that I couldn’t get a gorgeous date for Valentine’s Day. Wanna go spend their money with me?
Did it hurt when you got shot by Cupid’s arrow?
Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out for Valentine’s Day as soon as possible.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and Cupid says I’m the 1 you need.
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for this Valentine’s Day?
I got a special sweater for Valentine’s Day. It’s made of [boyfriend/girlfriend] material.
I bet your kisses are so sweet they put Hershey’s to shame.
Do you like raisins? No? How about a date on Valentine’s Day?
You’re looking Valen-fine tonight.
Oh look, the cutie pie I ordered for Valentine’s Day is here!
Romantic Valentine's Day Pickup Lines
I had to ask Cupid for a map, because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
You’re the best Valentine I could have asked for.
I never believed in love at first sight, but that's before I saw you.
I think someone must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.
When God made you, he was really just showing off!
Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?
Forget a box of chocolates. The only sweet I want for Valentine’s Day is you.
I thought this was a [restaurant/bar/etc.] but it must actually be a museum, because you're a work of art.
Cupid’s got my tongue, because I’m absolutely speechless in your presence.
I bought you a dictionary for Valentine’s Day, since you add so much meaning to my life.
Valentine's Day Pickup Lines for Your Partner
They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.
Cupid called. It turns out you’re the one who stole my heart all those years ago!
Whoever said Disneyland was the happiest place on earth has never been in your presence.
If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.
I still get butterflies in my stomach when I think about you.
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
Have we met before? You look a lot like the love of my life.
This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
If people were flowers, I’d pick you every time.
You + me + a bottle of wine + Netflix = the perfect Valentine’s day date. You in? (You can add “– the kids” if you’ve already set up a babysitter!)
Valentine's Day Pickup Lines for Her
Can I borrow your phone? I need to call Cupid and tell him thank you.
My name is [insert here], but you can just call me your valentine.
You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.
My candy heart is all yours.
When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?
Do you have the time? I want to remember the exact moment I fell in love.
I can see that you’re gorgeous, but what else should I know about you?
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
Valentine's Day Pickup Lines for Him
I got you some new sneakers for Valentine’s Day. I figured you’d need them after running though my mind so much.
Looks like Cupid answered my wish for a hot guy.
I’m shocked they haven’t asked you to leave. You’re making all the other men in here look bad.
Those are nice arms. Could I see how they feel around me?
Can we take a picture? I want to show my mom what Cupid brought me this year.
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number isn’t in it.
If I had a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together.
Are you a keyboard? Because I think you might be just my type.
I lost my favorite teddy bear, can I snuggle with you instead?
Have you heard what’s on the special Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
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