50 Tweets From This Month So Far That Make Me Cackle Like An Idiot No Matter How Many Times I Read Them
Half of May is done, so you know it's time for me to share some of the funniest viral jokes on Twitter that you've probably missed. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
1.
The face I make before I say “fuck is u talkin bout?!” 😭 pic.twitter.com/W2fWa8U9An
— 𝔐⚘ (@CheemaWRLD) May 16, 2023
Twitter: @CheemaWRLD / Paramount Pictures
2.
5-year-old: Guess what? Today in school someone’s EYE broke open.Me: What???5-year-old: I’m done telling this story.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) May 16, 2023
Twitter: @missmulrooney
3.
When you trying to sneeze but ya nose playing games pic.twitter.com/mx6kqKHj5P
— 𝔐⚘ (@CheemaWRLD) May 17, 2023
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @CheemaWRLD
4.
Laptop's battery: 1 hour 59 minutesremainingLaptop after 20mins pic.twitter.com/pEA8UszqtV
— Mr Constellation ✨ (@demonvianne) May 16, 2023
Vsauce / Twitter: @demonvianne
5.
— gloh (@notgloh) May 17, 2023
Twitter: @notgloh
6.
me while my friends are still laughing at the joke i just told pic.twitter.com/EuCSZl0Zyb
— The Silliest Goose (@emgracedawg) May 7, 2023
Twitter: @emgracedawg
7.
you “notify anyway” bitches will burn in hell.
— ★ kiki!! ★ (@shibukiki) May 16, 2023
Twitter: @shibukiki
8.
😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/khVaFKCyX5
— Shine 🅴 (@voidstainedme) May 15, 2023
Twitter: @voidstainedme
9.
me when my mom starts being rude to the person that's just trying to do their job pic.twitter.com/SBkmVQ4VNg
— Usman Tariq (@koi_takleef) May 14, 2023
Disney / Twitter: @koi_takleef
10.
i be watching movies like im youtuber reacting to a video
— Aya 𑁥౿ (@ziarastar) May 15, 2023
Twitter: @ziarastar
11.
just watched a man literally flip a coin on a moving train and unblock a contact labeled "ABSOLUTELY NOT" and text them "hey" with a slutty amount of Ys
— Mika (@0pvlent) May 9, 2023
Twitter: @0pvlent
12.
interviewer: what do u bring to the tableme: potato salad if it’s like a family thinginterviewer: i meant to workme: [clearing my throat] i would bring regular potatoes. none of that funny business
— cory (@coolmathgame_) March 28, 2023
Twitter: @coolmathgame_
13.
on god bro we gon get you a mood stabilizer
— jody (@wnbagirlfriend) May 5, 2023
Twitter: @wnbagirlfriend
14.
this pic.twitter.com/32TZSYSm8X https://t.co/48vVHtOjHI
— sami 🥀 (@scarletxmars) May 12, 2023
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @scarletxmars
15.
The stories I used to hear on these tables pic.twitter.com/7Mo7kFWmqQ
— Usman Tariq (@koi_takleef) May 14, 2023
Twitter: @koi_takleef
16.
i respect a girl that will get a coca cola wit dinner like yaa..u like to have fun
— ☆.｡.:*-𝘴𝘰𝘺 𝘴ú𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘭 (@gwenisonline) May 13, 2023
Twitter: @gwenisonline
17.
me after posting on instagram pic.twitter.com/2zNF774vI6
— 𝕿𝖗𝖎𝖎𝖆𝖉 (@httptrashzy) May 13, 2023
HBO/ Twitter: @httptrashzy
18.
idk why people complain about crime waves. crime is how you keep rent low. everybody wants 90s rent but y’all too pussy for 90s crime
— fiona trapple (@bigsnugga) May 12, 2023
Twitter: @bigsnugga
19.
to a crisp https://t.co/QWbSJ3T82q pic.twitter.com/jwnY8B3S6R
— ʝօʀɖռ’ֆ աօʀʟɖ💞 (@jordnsworld) May 12, 2023
Universal Pictures / Twitter: @jordnsworld
20.
Whenever someone has “ny/nj” in their bio ….Yk where they really live pic.twitter.com/jhagAOmnF0
— BajanBattiBoi 🧚🏾 (@BelovedBaje) May 11, 2023
Bravo / Twitter:@BelovedBaje
21.
— aperol spritz enthusiast (@uhhmarty) May 12, 2023
Twitter: @uhhmarty
22.
Where you live in a pineapple ????? https://t.co/zHDlqYvtmc
— TeeTeeTop (@TierraBrianne_) May 11, 2023
Twitter: @TierraBrianne_
23.
Me every time a friend tells me they went on a date pic.twitter.com/kgahxRGMuR
— Hilton Dresden (@Hiltyhilthilt) May 11, 2023
Fox Searchlight Pictures / Twitter: @Hiltyhilthilt
24.
“I don’t bottom often” pic.twitter.com/4tvuiZHY9U
— 💫 (@heyjaeee) May 10, 2023
Twitter: @heyjaeee
25.
subway footlongs are $13 https://t.co/bkqW7vD56e
— bruce wayne (@4RIESV3NUS) May 10, 2023
Twitter: @4RIESV3NUS
26.
me in my room thinking about how to get rich pic.twitter.com/mEW386BWUU
— Maxine🍒 (@chaesoberrie) May 9, 2023
The CW / Twitter: @chaesoberrie
27.
me after making my bf nut pic.twitter.com/cCS2Xb5FzU
— QAnon Load (@badbussy_) May 8, 2023
Twitter: @badbussy_
28.
stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is pic.twitter.com/2AJCjb3DqX
— yayodiary (@yayodiary) May 7, 2023
Václav Čtvrtek / Twitter:@yayodiary
29.
when i put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone pic.twitter.com/uLNrAT4JlZ
— Maxine🍒 (@chaesoberrie) May 8, 2023
DreamWorks / Twitter:@chaesoberrie
30.
Some guy just woke me up at my train stop when I was headed home from work and was like hey I know this is your stop because we’ve talked on Grindr before. And that? That’s community honey
— Josh Cotham (@JoshuaCotham) May 8, 2023
Twitter: @JoshuaCotham
31.
my boyfriend had to redo some of his law school applications bc he checked yes to LGBTQA he thought A stood for ally 😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Grace (@gracecamille_) May 17, 2023
Twitter: @gracecamille_
32.
please don’t make me pay bills i’m just a 23 year old teenage girl
— clare (@sadlizards) May 17, 2023
Twitter: @sadlizards
33.
when u get home from work and fully zone out scrolling thru ur phone for entirely too long that’s called your zoney baloney hour and everyone is entitled to at least 1 a day
— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) May 17, 2023
Twitter: @spinubzilla
34.
Y'all. Why I was tore up in church today. Literally like tore up, ugly crying during service.... WHY in the world would this man sitting behind me tap me on the shoulder and ask me "Did that tattoo on your neck hurt?".... pic.twitter.com/socwaMZLi0
— $aint $mith 🕊 (@SaintSmith_) May 7, 2023
Lionsgate Films / Twitter: @SaintSmith_
35.
This pic got me crying cause why was he doing her like this????? pic.twitter.com/AIBNjsc3Qz
— Unohana ✭ (@jupitersembrace) May 7, 2023
Fox / Twitter: @jupitersembrace
36.
Y’all look at my “plug” pic.twitter.com/eyguEuCGKl
— slo𝖕𝖕y (@sloppytheone) May 6, 2023
Twitter: @sloppytheone
37.
they call me zac the way i be wondering what the efron with me 💯
— big estaban (@bigestaban) May 5, 2023
Twitter: @bigestaban
38.
me tapping his profile that states “NO TAPS” pic.twitter.com/ou1PmgBfy3
— toekneepraysick (@tonypraysick) May 5, 2023
Twitter: @tonypraysick
39.
“Eric, no!” 🤣🧜🏽♀️ pic.twitter.com/cQf3jTtVXu
— Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds) May 6, 2023
Twitter: @BlackGirlNerds
40.
how you homophobic but you do ketamine
— some kid (@iminthecut) May 17, 2023
Twitter: @iminthecut
41.
me in the mirror when the outfit came out the way i planned it in my head pic.twitter.com/7wzzKQq3TS
— dos (@lowkynumb) May 14, 2023
ABC / CBS / Twitter: @lowkynumb
42.
A girl can curate a mood but it takes a woman to birth a VIBE
— 𓆸 (@evakhahar) May 12, 2023
Twitter: @evakhahar
43.
— robert johnson (@rjohnson344452) May 11, 2023
Twitter: @rjohnson344452
44.
Oh he got my ass.. pic.twitter.com/COq9TygPoi
— possiblykimrichards (@psblykimrichrds) May 10, 2023
Twitter: @psblykimrichrds
45.
I'm done eating edibles why me and my cousin riding around looking for me
— NOONIEE🖤👩🏽🎤 (@noonie_2x) May 7, 2023
Twitter: @noonie_2x
46.
Five months into 2023 and class of 2020 still talking about having no prom . HEAL!!!
— jax (@jaxajueny) May 9, 2023
Twitter: @jaxajueny
47.
I know it smelled crazy in there. pic.twitter.com/2LqbspOYqA
— Kevín (@KevOnStage) May 8, 2023
Paramount Pictures / @KevOnStage
48.
these guys ar e my guardian angels pic.twitter.com/pkxH7Ku8aW
— matt (@FlimfloomVEVO) May 7, 2023
Twitter: @FlimfloomVEVO
49.
god forbid a woman wants to date a questionable man
— mariana (@pastapilled) May 6, 2023
Twitter: @pastapilled
50.
my mom is a lawyer and when i was like 13 we got in an argument and she accidentally called me "your honour". never really came back from that one.
— Katie Martin (@katiedimartin) May 3, 2023
Twitter: @katiedimartin
