50 Pumpkin Quotes and Puns That Are Too Gourd to Be True

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50 Pumpkin Quotes and Puns That Are Too Gourd to Be True

You can't have Halloween without some pumpkins! While the focus of these gourds is usually around carving ideas and paint creations, they are also quite perfect when thinking up a festive Instagram caption or cute fall saying to put write in a Halloween card. And while using the pumpkin emoji is great, we're more impressed by these cute pumpkin quotes and funny pumpkin puns.

So whether you're taking photos of your big trip pumpkin picking this year, just want to show off some sweet pumpkin pies you're cooking up or want to give your kids a good laugh (and take a break from those dad jokes), look to these one-liners and sayings. And don't forget, there are a ton of great Halloween quotes, as well as fall caption ideas and autumn puns to help carry you through the season.

Best Pumpkin Quotes

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  • “I don’t see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one.” —It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

  • "Sugar and pumpkin spice and all things nice!" —a play on Robert Southey's words.

  • “I'd say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” —Cinderella

  • “My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am.” —Harrison Salisbury

  • “I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas

  • "'Cause I'm Peter, Peter the Pumpkin Eater/And the party has just begun." —Garth Brooks

  • “Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie/Soon your love will be all mine.” Jay & The Techniques

  • “Wednesday, play with your food.” The Addams Family

  • “Hey, have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

  • "When life gives you pumpkins, make pie." a play on Elbert Hubbard's words.

  • “I have to leave ... Lizards and pumpkins and ... things.” Lily James in Cinderella

  • "I heard a pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away." —a play on the Pembrokeshire saying.

  • "Gone pumpkin pickin'" a play on the film title Gone Fishin'.

  • “There are three things that I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.” It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

  • “Jack-o'-lantern, Jack-o'-lantern. You are such a funny sight.” Jack-o'-lantern Halloween Song

  • "I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion." —Henry David Thoreau

  • “Sometimes I think that ideas float through the atmosphere like huge squishy pumpkins waiting for heads to drop on.” —Neil Gaiman

  • “The fifth one said ‘I'm ready for some fun!’” Five Little Pumpkins

  • “There he is. There he is. It's the Great Pumpkin.” It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

  • “I am the Pumpkin King.” The Nightmare Before Christmas

Best Pumpkin Puns

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Photo credit: Hearst Owned
  • Say hollow to my little friend

  • Hollow, anyone there?

  • Life is gourd

  • I'm ahead of the carve.

  • Gourd vibes only

  • Let’s (pumpkin) spice things up!

  • Gourd luck charm

  • You struck a gourd with me

  • Get the latest scoop here!

  • We have nothing but gourd intentions

  • I only have pies for you

  • I’m on the rind 24/7

  • The pumpkin of my pie

  • What’s cooking, gourd looking?

  • Time to patch some z’s

  • Be of gourd cheer

  • Let the gourd times roll!

  • Patch you later!

  • Don’t go(urd) breaking my heart

  • Everyone just wants to have a gourd time on Halloween!

  • Jack of all lanterns

  • Baby gourd back!

  • Dang, you're jacked!

  • Gourd out of town!

  • Carved out some time today

  • Go big or gourd home!

  • #SquashGoals

  • Gourdness gracious!

  • Looking go(urd)

  • Gourdbye!

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