50 People Who Got Roasted So Bad On The Internet They Honestly Should Just Delete Their Account

1.On society:

person asking for an example of when society was good and someone responds subtract your age from the current date

2.On chickens:

someone says they think a person would peck up kernels of corn if thrown down in front of them

3.On coolness:

someone asks what's cool now but embarrassing in 20 years and someone responds probably me

4.On sales:

someone asks if a cars for sale still and the person responds yes and they say i am not surprised

5.On soccer:

someone says donny tromp is the greatest soccer player ever and someone responds your cornbread ain't done in the middle is it
Twitter

6.On water:

person says you are the reason there are tutorials on how to drink water
Twitter

7.On gaming:

person says that while gaming someone insulted them by saying they need to raise their credit score

8.On laws:

someone gets owned while making a bad point about rights

9.On eating out:

person doesn't understand that reservations exist and gets roasted for it
Google

10.On worms:

someone says some people have worms in their brains and they are starving
Reddit

11.On rights:

someone asks why someone supports gay rights if they are straight and they say i am not am armadillo and i support animal rights

12.On ham:

someone says a great insult is calling someone a stale ham sandwich of a human
Twitter

13.On look-alikes:

someone says an adam driver look-alike is more like adam passenger

14.On pizza:

someone gets called a pizza cutter because they are all edge and no joke

15.On looks:

someone says you look like you eat buttons off a remote

16.On asking questions:

someone gets called a butt

17.On pronouns:

someone says their pronouns are you are a moron and gets roasted
Facebook

18.On dragons:

person gets roasted for house the dragon shaming
Twitter

19.On reincarnation:

person saying you are living proof that souls undergo reincarnation no one can be this stupid in one lifetime

20.On bathrooms:

someone says there should be a gender neutral bathroom for me and someone says there is it is a diaper
Reddit

21.On the ego:

person saying you need oversized luggage for the size of your ego

22.On aging:

someone saying men like this think they age like wine and the response but they age like mayonnaise in the sun

23.On room:

person saying if you were in a room with einstein and stephen hawking youd lower the iq to 9

24.On Morbius:

person gets owned for saying. they like morbius

25.On fact checking:

someone roasted for getting mad theiir posts aare all getting fact checked and someone saays try posting the truth
Facebook

26.On ants:

person says i hope an ant eats you

27.On Paper Mario:

person saying close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likable person and the open them and weep

28.On shoes:

someone who says i hope your wife gives birth to a centipede so you spend the rest of your days buying shoes for it

29.On desert islands:

someone says if i was on a desert islaand with you and a tin of beef id eat you and talk to the beef
Twitter

30.On competence:

a person gets roasted for saying someone is bad at a job

31.On Saw:

someone sexting in a strange way and someone responds you sext like jigsaw
Twitter

32.On Scrabble:

someone being told to eat a scrabble board and shiit out the letters becaause that will make more sense than what they are saying

33.On dragons:

person who says dragons aren't cool and someone says i will kick your ass so hard your vertebrae will pop out like a pez dispenser:

34.On cursive:

someone says if we force people to write in curisvee we could cripple a generation and someone responds i love how you talk shitt like it's not your fault
Facebook

35.On pigs:

person saying a pig's orgasm lasts 30 min and someone responds your wife is a lucky lady

36.On kangaroos:

person bringing up the bible and getting owned
Twitter

37.On utensils:

persons girlfriend eats with their hands so someone responds do they walk in a cricle before sitting down
Reddit

38.On the miracle of life:

someone says humans start as buttholes and never stop being one

39.On bans:

Person hoping for a marriage equality ban, and someone tells them "Even if you ban homosexuality, nobody is marrying you"
Twitter

40.On deodorant:

Person tweets that it is deodorant season, so wear it, and someone says they're fairly sure every season is deodorant season

41.On the South:

Person who thinks the South didn't lose, it was invaded

42.On linking:

someone gets called a juiced orange

43.On soups:

person who lies and gets called a dense cabbage
Google Reviews

44.On board games:

A very badly misspelled post asking if anyone has any "bord games tgat they are no longer using," and someone says "I doubt scrabble is any use to you?"
Facebook

45.On clowns:

person getting called a clown

46.On bedposts:

someone who says i hope your bed posts are never the same length so you can't get a horizontal sleep

47.On mirrors:

text reading the worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is how cold the mirrrorr feels on my lips and someone responds on reflection that's 01

48.On grandmas:

someone who says i don't understand how i get taller and more handsome whenever i see my grandma and someone responds she shrinks and her eyes get worse

49.On surgery:

person getting called a toilet

50.On brains:

text reading if i put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards
Reddit

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