50 People Who Definitely Immediately Regretted Every Decision They Made This Month
If you're having a bad month, just remember...
1. At least your ketchup didn't go all Mount Vesuvius on your fridge:
2. And at least you don't have noodles everywhere in your car:
3. At least your croissants didn't turn out like this:
4. At least you didn't take a big hair risk:
5. And at least you're not literally sweeping paint out the back of a car:
6. And, hey, at least you didn't accidentally melt a Smurf in your washing machine:
7. At least you didn't absolutely incinerate a poor, defenseless pizza:
8. And at least you didn't anger the trees:
9.And, hey, at least this didn't happen to you at dinner:
10. It could be worse. You could have incinerated your lawn:
11. Your freezer could be more of a shelf:
My freezer broke 2 days ago and I didn’t notice so now all of the meat we had in it is bad from Wellthatsucks
12. And, hey, at least your phone didn't get annihilated:
13. Look at the bright side — your noodles don't need an ambulance:
8 year old remembered to take the foil flavor packet out! She forgot to add water… from Wellthatsucks
14. You don't have a bag of Schrödinger's chips:
15. And, hey, at least your pizza doesn't have a very special foot-flavored ingredient:
16. Think about it this way — at least your bike hasn't been completely picked clean:
17. And at least your fridge isn't more of, well, just a cabinet:
Got home from vacation only to find out our fridge and freezer have been dead for 10 days. from Wellthatsucks
18.At least you didn't get a... ladybug... infestation:
19. And, hey, at least your don't have to do the most depressing paper shredding in human history:
20. It could be worse, your clippers could have betrayed you:
Tried to buzzcut my hair because all the barbers were closed, clipper called it quits halfway through. 4 days until my Amazon one arrives... fuck... from Wellthatsucks
21. Your clothes could be covered in soil:
Flower pot got blown off my window sill and managed to smashed on a pile of clothes from Wellthatsucks
22. And, oh lord in heaven, this could have been you:
23. Hey, at least you don't have Airpod (singular) now:
24. At least your TV didn't experience death by controller:
25. And, let's think positive here, at least you don't have a backyard full of glass:
Current heatwave has caused my glass table to explode (all over my freshly painted decking) from Wellthatsucks
26. I mean, at least your Tesla didn't supercharge itself into your office:
27. And at least your headphones didn't decide to hop off this mortal coil at the last possible moment:
28. And, you know what? At least you aren't absolutely covered in gum head to toe:
Accidentally stepped in gooey gum in 102-degree weather. Swung my legs to get in the car before noticing. Still picking gum out of my leg hairs and my brand new sandals. from Wellthatsucks
29. And at least your aren't stuck with this furniture:
Company sent mismatched pieces of my new couch today. They don't make the couch anymore from Wellthatsucks
30. Let's just remember one thing: at least your pizza wasn't delivered like this.
That is all.
31. Look at the bright side - you didn't bend:
32. And you didn't sneeze while driving:
33. And, hey, you didn't get a special extra treat on your final bite:
34. At least you didn't have to plug your pants:
35. And at least you didn't get a projectile blueberry:
36. And, hey, at least you didn't tragically lose your blueberries:
Got home from work, ready to have some blueberries and wine. And then the bag broke. from Wellthatsucks
37. Look at it this way - at least you didn't make the oldest mistake in the book:
38. And at least you aren't chompin' on some extra protein right now:
39. And, hey, at least this ain't your hand:
One of my kids brought poison ivy into the house, now my hands look like this. Every bump is a blister from Wellthatsucks
40. At least your envelopes aren't sealed for all eternity:
My air conditioner stopped working for a few days. My house got so hot and humid, it sealed my entire Costco size case of envelopes. from Wellthatsucks
41. And at least you aren't stuck with some ancient technology:
42. And, hey, if all else fails, just remember: at least you don't have a damn snake in your toilet.
43. At least your floor isn't permanently sticky:
Bought some raw honey for the 1st time at a Farmers Market. Knocked it off the counter getting something else out of the bag. from Wellthatsucks
