50 Photos Of Very Random '90s Things That Millennials Haven’t Thought About In 20 Years But Will Recognize On Sight

1.The Halloween episode of Family Matters that featured the the creepy AF ventriloquist's dummy, Stevil:

Which tried to kill Urkel!!!

2.Speaking of creepy puppet things, the Puttermans from the Duracell commercials were frightening as heck:

3.The hilarious Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" radio ads:

4.Fabio as the spokesperson for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and his series of horny margarine commercials:

5.The Spice Girls dolls that, um, sorta looked like the Spice Girls:

6.And the Britney Spears doll that actually looked like her:

7.Toys "R" Us' blue checkout counters:

8.And Kay Bee Toys storing all its video games right behind the registers:

9.E!'s Talk Soup hosted by John Henson, which was the old-school way to watch viral videos...

10....and Coming Attractions, which was literally a half-hour show of just movie trailers:

11.McDonald's French fries when they came in the packaging with the stripe on the top:

12.And the huge plastic Super-Size soda cups that came designed so you could still put them in your car's cup holder:

13.Volkswagen's "Da Da Da" commercial for its Golf car:

14.Those Big Dog T-shirts that were only worn by 13-year-old boys or 49-year-old men and no one else:

15."Goth Talk" on SNL, which was hosted by Circe Nightshade and Azrael Abyss:

16.The turtle and pirate "art test" that was featured in the commercials for Art Instruction Schools:

17.The late-'90s Disney Channel logo that was a TV with Mickey ears:

18.The '90s-meets-psychedelic design on Fruitopia vending machines:

19.The empty, plasticky-smelling 35mm photo film canisters that you would either use to play with, or if you were older, store your weed in:

20.Laura, the very Gen X, couldn't-give-a-crap secretary on Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist:

21.Having a ton of blank VHS tapes with covers that looked like this:

22.And all the extra labels that came with blank VHS tapes that no one would ever use:

23.The bunch of coupons that came inside Disney VHS tapes:

24.The THX logo that would play before some movies. (And that you can still hear in your head!):

25.And the green FBI warning screen that played before Disney VHS tapes:

26.Seeing billboards for cigarettes everywhere (and not even thinking twice about it):

27.The ads inside TV Guide that would tell you what that week's episode of a TV show was going to be about:

28.Gap's "khaki swing" commercial that brilliantly used bullet time photography:

29.Those morbid, "What do you want on your Tombstone?" Tombstone Pizza commercials that featured people about to be killed saying what they wanted on their pizza:

30.Little Caesars' Pizza by the Foot:

31.Fancy restaurants that featured jewel-toned carpets, walls, and seat covers, and gold accents:

32.Every mall having a Glamour Shots store:

33.The 25 AOL free-trial CDs you and your family would get every month:

34.Magic the Dog and all the Old Navy commercials he appeared in:

35.And Dave Thomas, who was the founder of Wendy's and appeared in all the commercials for them:

36.Real California Cheese commercials (that featured this logo):

37.McDonald's gift certificates, which were always a default gift you got from a relative you didn't know very well:

38.Publishers Clearing House magazine stamps that you would use to order magazines that you would never pay for:

39.The Nintendo Rumble Pak, which everyone would fight over (if you only had one) when playing N64:

40.The Weekly World News newspaper that you would always see at the checkouts at the supermarket that had the most ludicrous stories on the covers:

41.Bath & Body Works stores when they used to have red awnings and white shiplap on the exterior:

42.Lever 2000 soap, which every mom loved to buy in bulk:

43.The Herbal Essences commercials that featured women having orgasms while using it:

44.Automatic seatbelts that always felt flimsy as heck:

45.Every TV show having a CD soundtrack:

46.Those big Nature Sounds music displays inside Target:

47.These leather and plastic covers they made for the Nokia 3210 that was the equivalent of a plastic cover for a couch:

48.The Daily Show hosted by Craig Kilborn:

49.Blockbuster Video's "Guaranteed to be there" ad campaign — which, TBH, I don't know if anyone actually put to the test:

50.And lastly, Jeff Goldblum as the spokesperson for Apple: