50. The A+ insult. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
49. The talking to. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
48. The baby name. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
47. The "studying." Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
46. The old man. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
45. The mean comment. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
44. The pick-up line. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
43. The bowl. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
42. The type. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
41. The lotion. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
40. The reading level. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
39. The balloon animal skills. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
38. The earshot. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
37. The yardstick. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
36. The cherries. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
35. The sore from police academy incident. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
34. The Julius Pepperwood disguise. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
33. The declaration at Schmidt's "re-branding event" (party), which he threw to celebrate that his penis was no longer broken. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
32. The mashed potatoes. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
31. The yarn. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
30. The response to Schmidt's fish tank. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
29. The date recap. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
28. The drug movie. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
27. The specific moccasins. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
26. The puzzle. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
25. The smoothness Winston has on the phone, exemplified by when he pretended to be Schmidt. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
24. The break-in. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
23. The horse lesson. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
22. The arcade. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
21. The diss. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
20. The two-for-one joke of the jeans. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
19. The mousetrap. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
18. The four-for-one of the jerk. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
17. The infuriating and frightening truth. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
16. The forgotten word. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
15. The trash talking of beans. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
14. The way a panicking Nick asked someone if they wanted a grape. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
13. The reaction to a spider in the loft. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
12. The description. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
11. The cookie meltdown. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
10. The lemon confession. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
9. The Thursday. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
8. The drumroll. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
7. The attempt at being comforting when Cece revealed she had never seen her fiancé's genitals. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
6. The idea of sexy. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
5. The sauce. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
4. The names of Nick's testicles. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
3. The love scene in the novel Fred Armisen's character was writing. There's also the moment after this where Armisen says, "The parakeet was still in the room, but it turned out to be a welcome addition to the games at hand." When Schmidt and Nick don't get that one, Armisen is fine to let go of it because "I have no emotional connection."
Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television 2. The 10-minute joke about squirrels. Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
1. And finally, the fact that the song that gets Nick pumped is "Cotton-Eyed Joe." Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures / 20th Century Fox Television
Honorable mentions for these five scenes I would never dare do anything but include in full. The sponge scene. Schmidt and Sadie's discussion of how to sexually pleasure someone with a vagina. Theodore K. Mullins. The "you can't teach people how to write" moment, which Jake Johnson (Nick) delivers flawlessly. And, of course, the scene where Jess thinks they're talking about Cece and Nick thinks they're talking about a popcorn machine. View comments