These Hilarious Fall Puns Are Almost Too Funny for Their Own Gourd

These Hilarious Fall Puns Are Almost Too Funny for Their Own Gourd

The only way to make your pumpkin picking, hay riding, and other autumn family activities even more wonderfall this season? By rattling off a few hilariously festive fall puns, obvi! If you love a gourd play on words just as much as we do, then you’ve come to the right place for the best selection of juvenile jokes and fall puns that will leaf you smiling. Whether you’re looking to wow (or embarrass) your family, or (pumpkin) spice up your Instagram feed with a witty caption, you’ll be pumpkin out puns like it's nobody's business this fall!

From cute jokes about leaves, pumpkins, pies, and everything in between, these jokes will have your friends thinking "Aww shucks, I wish I thought of that." And, no matter how acorn-y or downright nutty these fall puns may seem, they’re the perfect way to lighten the mood (or even add some pie-zazz to your fall crafts). There’s truly never a bad time for a ghould pun, and you'll have friends falling for your latest one-liners in no time. Bonus: Before you make like a tree and leaf, check out these a-maize-ing Halloween puns and pumpkin quotes and puns for double the trouble.

Cute Fall Puns

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  • I'm falling for you.

  • You really autumn know...

  • FALLing in love with autumn.

  • Pride comes before the fall.

  • I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days.

  • My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.

  • Summer is better than autumn? That's a fallacy.

  • You're the apple of my eye.

  • May the forest be with you.

  • Spice, spice, baby.

  • I'm acorn-y person.

  • Bautumns up!

  • Do you have anything to fall back on?

  • Fall is amaizing.

  • Spicetacular!

  • Gourd of the Rings.

  • Don't even chai.

  • Trick or treat yo' self.

  • Have a gourd time!

  • And then they lived apple-y ever after.

  • Life is gourd.

  • Orange you glad it's autumn?

  • I like you a latte.

  • Hello, gourd-geous.

  • Fall down once, stand up twice.

  • Am I oakay? Of course, I'm pine.

  • I only have pies for you.

  • Don’t sweat the fall stuff

  • Hay there!

  • I'm so corn-fused.

  • Let's just fall it a day.

  • Bet your Autumn dollar, it's my favorite season!

  • You're the candy apple of my eye.

Leaf Puns

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  • I would never leaf you.

  • Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's maple leaves.

  • Don't leaf me!

  • This weather is un-be-leafable.

  • Leaf me alone.

  • Don't stop be-leafing.

  • Be-leaf in yourself.

  • I'm turning over a new leaf this fall.

  • Make like a tree and leaf.

  • If money grew on trees, we'd be raking it in.

  • Don't leaf me hanging.

  • If you don't like sappy puns, you better leaf right now.

  • You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.

  • Orange you happy it's fall

  • Are you oakay? Yes, I'm pine.

  • FALLing in love.

Pumpkin Puns

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  • Give 'em pumpkin to talk about.

  • Let's get lit.

  • Go big or gourd home.

  • You're the pick of the patch.

  • I love pumpkin spice a latte.

  • I'm a pun-king.

  • Carve out the good times!

  • Smashing pumpkins.

  • Squash goals.

  • Wow, you're jacked.

  • Dear gourd!

  • Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

  • Pumpkin pi.

  • Happy hollow-ween.

  • Piece (of pie) out.

  • More pumpkin treats, please.

  • Pumpkin spice and chill.

  • I spy with my little pie.

  • I'm ahead of the carve.

  • Pie beg to differ!

Fall Puns for Dogs

  • Fall is the best season fur-real.

  • Putting the "pup" in "pup-kin."

  • This weather is paw-some.

  • Too cute to spook.

  • Falling in puppy love.

  • This leaf pile deserves a round of a-paws.

  • Fall fur-ever.

  • Unleashing the joy this season.

  • Did someone say "sweater weather"?

  • I'll take a pup-kin spice latte.

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