These Hilarious Fall Puns Are Almost Too Funny for Their Own Gourd

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These Hilarious Fall Puns Are Almost Too Funny for Their Own Gourd

The only way to make your apple picking, pumpkin scouting, and other Halloween family activities even more spice-tacular this season? By rattling off a few hilariously festive fall puns, duh! If you love a gourd play on words just as much as we do, then you’ve come to the right place for the best selection of quick quips and unbe-leaf-ably funny expressions. Whether you’re looking to wow (or embarrass) your family, or you still need that perfectly witty fall Instagram caption to take your autumn photos up a notch, you’ll be nothing short of a pun-king thanks to these clever sayings about the best season of the year!

From cute jokes about leaves, pumpkins, pies, and everything in between, each of these knee-slappers will have your audience thinking, “Oh my gourd—why didn't I think of this?” And, no matter how acorn-y or downright nutty these fall puns may seem, they’re the perfect way to lighten the mood (or even add some personality to your Halloween crafts). There’s truly never a bad time for a good pun, and you'll have friends falling for your latest one-liners in no time. Bonus: If you’re on the (witch) hunt for even more fall funnies, check out the most to-die-for Halloween puns and pumpkin quotes and puns for twice the laughs.

Fall Puns

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  • I'm falling for you.

  • Gourd of the Rings.

  • You really autumn know...

  • FALLing in love with autumn.

  • Pride comes before the fall.

  • I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days.

  • My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.

  • Summer is better than autumn? That's a fallacy.

  • You're the apple of my eye.

  • May the forest be with you.

  • Spice, spice, baby.

  • I'm acorn-y person.

  • Bautumns up!

  • Do you have anything to fall back on?

  • Fall is amaizing.

  • Spicetacular!

  • Don't even chai.

  • Trick or treat yo' self.

  • Have a gourd time!

  • And then they lived apple-y ever after.

  • Life is gourd.

  • Orange you glad it's autumn?

  • I like you a latte.

  • Hello, gourd-geous.

  • Fall down once, stand up twice.

  • Am I oakay? Of course, I'm pine.

  • I only have pies for you.

  • Don’t sweat the fall stuff

  • Hay there!

  • I'm so corn-fused.

Leaf Puns

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  • I would never leaf you.

  • Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's maple leaves.

  • Don't leaf me!

  • This weather is un-be-leafable.

  • Leaf me alone.

  • Don't stop be-leafing.

  • Be-leaf in yourself.

  • I'm turning over a new leaf this fall.

  • Make like a tree and leaf.

  • If money grew on trees, we'd be raking it in.

  • Don't leaf me hanging.

  • If you don't like sappy puns, you better leaf right now.

  • You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.

  • Orange you happy it's fall

  • Are you oakay? Yes, I'm pine.

  • FALLing in love.

Pumpkin Puns

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  • Give 'em pumpkin to talk about.

  • Let's get lit.

  • Go big or gourd home.

  • You're the pick of the patch.

  • I love pumpkin spice a latte.

  • I'm a pun-king.

  • Carve out the good times!

  • Smashing pumpkins.

  • Squash goals.

  • Wow, you're jacked.

  • Dear gourd!

  • Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

  • Pumpkin pi.

  • Happy hollow-ween.

  • Piece (of pie) out.

  • More pumpkin treats, please.

  • Pumpkin spice and chill.

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