48 Cheesy Pickup Lines That People Out There Actually Use
Flirting can be nerve-wracking and overwhelming, but with these cheesy pickup lines — taken from the BuzzFeed Community and Reddit — maybe it can be slightly better!
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"Did you fall out of the vending machine? 'Cause you’re a snack."
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"You’re so hot, I’d burn every chair on earth so you’d have to sit on my face."
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[Said to a history major:] "So you like history? Wanna come over and see my Battle of the Bulge?"
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"Is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me."
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"Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy, do you need me to hold it for you?"
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"Have you been sitting on sugar, cuz daaaamn that ass looks sweet!"
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"[Said by a barista:] You're the whipped cream to my coffee — without you my life is bitter."
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"I’m planning on boycotting trip advisor because I looked up the best places to eat and you weren’t #1."
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“Are you an oven? Cause you’re hot!”
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"Do you have the time?? ....the time for me to write down your number?"
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“Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy, do you need me to hold it for you?”
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"If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you were near so I could stare at you longer."
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"Did you just fart cause you blew me away."—Mariamsuqi3
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"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants."
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“Did you fall out the vending machine, ‘cause you’re a snack”
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"Girl, are you my appendix? Because I have this funny feeling in my stomach that makes me wanna take you out."
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"Do you have a shovel in your pants? Cause I am digging that ass!"
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"I don't have a library card, but I'll still try to check you out."
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, sliding into your DMs to holla at you."
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"Hey girl, do you like Pokemon? 'Cause I would love to get a Pikachu!"
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"Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get"
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"I'm going outside for a moment. Mind holding this for me? (holds out hand)"
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"Girl does your dad own Campbells because you look mm-mm good!"
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"I think my Spotify is broken. You’re not listed in the hottest singles."
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"I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together."
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"Hey girl, you know what this sweater is made of? Boyfriend material."
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[Said to someone with missing fingers:] "I see that you're missing some digits, so here are mine."
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"You're so sweet that you put Hersey's out of business!"
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[Said to someone named Alyssa:] "You can call me Leonardo DaVinci, because I will make you moan-Alyssa."
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"Are you a baker? Because those buns are hot!"
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"Are you from the Netherlands, cause AmsterDAM."
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"Are you from Tennessee, because you are the only ten I see."
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"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out!"
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"You must be a beaver... because DAMMMMMMMMM"
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"Baby, you're a 9 out of 10, you know why? Because I'm the one you need."
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"If I was a cop id give you a ticket because you have fine written all over you."
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"Girl, are you my appendix? because I don't know what you do, but I've got a feeling in my gut that I've gotta take you out!"
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"Hi, I'm writing a report on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could use you as an example..."
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"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTEcumber."
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[Dating app message:] "I'm actually from the future where we've been married twenty years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was."
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[Said to a girl named Jen]: "Do you spell you name G-I-N? Cause you make me intoxicated."
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"Poof! Well, here I am. The genie said you still have two more wishes, though."
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[Said to a girl named Mariel:] "I don't date tens, I only Mariel-evens."
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[Said by someone's ex:] "Are you my dad? 'Cause I miss you."
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[Said to a girl named Brandy:] "Ah, no wonder I found you so intoxicating from across the room."
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"Hey, do you want to come watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"
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"I’ll put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets."
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"Are you an unpaid parking ticket? 'Cause you got mighty fine written all over you."
What are some of the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard of/used? Feel free to let us know in the comments below!
This article contains content from Ehis Osifo. It was compiled by Salimah McCullough.
