46 "I Grew Up Thinking" Tweets That Are Extremely Relatable Because 99% Of Us Grew Up Thinking The Same Thing
A fun thing to do when you're bored is to go through "I grew up thinking" tweets on Twitter. I was bored, so here are 46 of my all-time favorites that *really* resonate with me.
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Did anyone else grow up thinking it was okay to eat a "test grape" at the grocery store?
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Did anyone else grow up thinking marine biologist was one of like 5 main careers everyone had? #justwondering 😂
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Did anyone else grow up thinking piranha attacks were gonna be a more frequent problem in life
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NO BC DID ANYONE ELSE GROW UP THINKING MICE CAN JUST MAKE DOOR SHAPED HOLES LIKE THIS ON THE WALL
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did anyone else grow up thinking holy water was salty for some reason or was that just me
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did anyone else grow up thinking you couldn’t wear a shirt to the same store you bought it from because they’d think u stole it
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Did anyone else grow up thinking Martha’s Vineyard was literally a vineyard owned by Martha Stewart, or was I just an incredibly stupid child?
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did anyone else grow up thinking quicksand would be like a major problem in life or am i just weird
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Did anyone else grow up thinking feathers were one of the dirtiest things you could pick up from the park? 🤦♀️
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did anyone else grow up thinking constellations are complete BS,, how those 2 triangles form a horse is beyond me
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Did anyone else grow up thinking that Evian was the fanciest water money could buy? I think it had something to do with the Olsen twins.
SNL Studios
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Did anyone else grow up thinking there were literal poles at the North and South Pole?
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did anyone else grow up thinking baby carrots were the actual children of normal sized carrotsno? okay that's fine i don't feel weird
That's Mike Yurosek, THE inventor of baby carrots.
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Did anyone else grow up thinking termites would eventually fuck up all their shit?
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Did anyone else grow up thinking a tunnel of love was gonna be a more significant part of their young dating experience?
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did anyone else grow up thinking you were absolutely going to be on fire at some point in your life and learning stop, drop, and roll was going to prove extremely valuable?
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did anyone else grow up thinking dance battles were gonna be a regular thing
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Who else thought it was illegal to rip off your mattress tag growing up?
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Growing up I believed $100 was everything, now I know that $100 isn’t shit in adult hood.
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did anyone else grow up thinking they would be doing their driving test in an empty parking lot going through a cone maze or was that just me
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did anyone else grow up thinking groundhog day was the most serious thing ever. like I couldn't wait to see what the little guy was predicting
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Did anyone else grow up thinking you had two throats because of the phrase “down the wrong pipe” or am I the only moron
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Did anyone else grow up thinking it was illegal to drive without shoes…just me? #drive #
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Did anyone else grow up thinking the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 was Rosie O’Donnell?
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did anyone else grow up thinking there was a reindeer named nixon
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Did anyone else grow up thinking that black widow spiders were going to be a bigger problem throughout your life?
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Did anyone else growing up think it was illegal to have lights on in the car while driving??
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Did anyone else growing up think that the state on the sides of U-Haul trucks was where people were going or were you normal?
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Did anyone else grow up thinking TLC's "Chasing Waterfalls" was singing about a guy named "Jason Waterfalls"? "Dont go Jason Waterfalls, please stick to the rivers & lakes that ur used to.." lol i would hear that & legit wonder who the hell Jason was lol
LaFace Records
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Did anyone else growing up think that there were three Olsens or am I just dumb? Like I thought there was Mary, Kate, and Ashley Olsen and they were triplets. No just me? Ok.
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Did anyone else grow up thinking gorilla glue was made from gorilla saliva
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Did anyone else grow up thinking the lyrics to Dancing Queen were 🎶You can dance, You can die!🎶….or just me?
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Growing up I really thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to have a much more detrimental affect on my life
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Did anyone else grow up thinking that whether it was a La Nina or a El Nino year was just a coin flip?#climatechange
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Is it just me or did anyone else grow up thinking they’d see a lot more worms inside of apples
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did anyone else grow up thinking they were gonna one day be able to go visit the titanic remains? like i thought that would be something i’d need to do for work in [unspecified career] same with going to space
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Did anyone else grow up thinking this was a special playground that only your town had, just to find out years later that these exact models are everywhere?!
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Did anyone else grow up thinking maraschino cherries were a delicacy? Every ice cream place is so stingy with them. Being an adult means I can buy my own jar and put 15 in my ice cream guilt free
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Did anyone else grow up thinking if you got out of bumper cars the floors would shock you? Is if true? Did I get lied too? 😂
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Similar to the “threat” of quicksand, did anyone else grow up thinking the odds of getting sprayed by a skunk was almost inevitable?
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did anyone else grow up thinking that “shut up” was profanity? my elementary school teachers had me convinced it was a slur or smth 😭
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Did anyone else grow up thinking all dogs were boys and all cats were girls?
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Did anyone else grow up thinking that if u flush a toilet while the shower is on the water would turn cold?
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Did anyone else grow up thinking that like 99% of people waited until marriage to have sex?
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Did anyone else grow up thinking that "Disney" was spelled with a (funny-looking) silent "G?"
46.And last but not least:
did anyone else grow up thinking that stepping on someone else’s grass was illegal or is that just me
