45 Of The Worst — And I Mean WORST — Tinder, Hinge, And Bumble Screenshots From This Year

1.This Merry Christmas greeting:

merry sexual christmas
u/poppasquatz / Via reddit.com

2.This IG stalker:

btw i stalk you on IG
u/Instant-Highlights / Via reddit.com

3.This person who is actually just cheating:

person saying they have two serious partners but they don't know about each other
u/likelegitnonamesleft / Via reddit.com

4.This person who asked for money right away:

person saying their baby daddy left them they don't have enough money
u/jek081987 / Via reddit.com

5.This person who apparently hooked up with his match's mom???:

"So what's your plans tonight"
u/Tyrionus / Via reddit.com

6.This "bold" question:

i just wanted to guess your bust
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"I hope I've not scared you off"
u/elenash515 / Via reddit.com

7.This Bumble match who admitted to lying about his age to get younger women:

"so i can match with younger women"
u/strwberriangel / Via reddit.com

8.This person who DEFINITELY had hard feelings:

you better hurry up, you are pushing the age limit
u/Latter-One7064 / Via reddit.com

9.This match who felt the need to give dating advice:

"Good luck never finding a man"
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10.This match who has a PhD:

"I don't actually, but I might as well."
u/Mr_Poopy_Butthole89 / Via reddit.com

11.This person who was "accidentally" swiped and then sent this:

ugh didn't even scroll down to look at bio or pics, definitely not interested
u/tjmaxal / Via reddit.com

12.This Tinder match who wants to be left alone:

"The one where you leave me the f**k alone"
u/AisenRiggs / Via reddit.com

13.This conversational gym bro:

answers are kept short and one-sided
u/Sad_Potato45 / Via reddit.com

14.This awful person who matched twice just to say this:

"To remind you that you're still a fatty"
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15.And this person who apparently HAD to say this:

please like people within your means, fuck off

16.This guy who thinks a woman keeping herself safe is "unhinged":

"Are you afraid of me?"
u/Quidam- / Via reddit.com
"You sound unhinged" and so the person responds, if wanting to meet in person for safety makes me unhinged than you probably wont meet any same women here
u/Quidam- / Via reddit.com

17.This person who was just interested in their match's friend:

person asking who the other guy in the photo is
u/MentalLavishness9734 / Via reddit.com

18.This person who matched with someone only to rudely reject them:

how are you doing tonight? "Worse now"
u/CoastalCulture / Via reddit.com

19.This "dream girl's" response:

"Go dream somewhere else"
u/pvtTebbers / Via reddit.com

20.This match who can't be bothered with conversation:

"blah blah blah idgaf"
u/Bush_Hiders / Via reddit.com

21.This person who can't hold a convo:

well that's fun and all but i  feel like another hobby you could practice is exploring conversation skills
u/pm221197 / Via reddit.com

22.This convo that took an uncomfortable turn:

"Can I see a revealing full body pic?"

23.And this convo that got NSFW real quick:

"If I tell you, will you sit on it?"
u/Iza-159 / Via reddit.com

24.This awkward start:

someone starts the convo with "woof woof" and the other responds, exellent start my dog just died
u/Permabanned_3x / Via reddit.com

25.This copy and paster:

person sends whats up for the weekend wanna hook up and then admits he copy and pasted that to 20 people
u/bertcapus / Via reddit.com

26.This "difficult person" who's looking for an ideal "candidate":

i'm actually a really difficult person to connect with so tell me about yourself and why you think you're better than the other potential candidates on here

27.This person who's looking for a real date:

"What do you consider a real date"
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28.This absolutely wild reunion on Tinder:

person details exactly who they knew each other and it was because they hooked up with the other still had a girlfriend
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29.These people who hit it off until the end:

person saying they should text because their fiance has their snapchat password and it would be safer
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30.This 5'5" person who thought 6'1" was too short:

o you're too short, i'm 5'5
u/Neanderthal_Nutcase / Via reddit.com

31.These people who are both very angry:

person asking what breed a dog was in a photo and saying it might be the same as their dead dog
u/stibnite00 / Via reddit.com

32.This person who wants to be unmatched:

do you smoke crack
u/not_the_weekend / Via reddit.com

33.This person who didn't even show up for the date:

person saying they can't find parking so they don't want to deal with it
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34.This person who doesn't want to have a conversation:

person asked what they do for work and the other claims it's too personal a question and that is why they don't like dating apps
u/mazatapec_shroom / Via reddit.com

35.This dryyyyyy texter:

"Nothing too exciting"
u/Unit91Comein91 / Via reddit.com

36.This person who's already bored:

that's a boring way to start a conversation after being asked if psychology is fun
u/TheGreatEmanResu / Via reddit.com

37.This brutal joke:

ok here's a joke, who's going to stay single and never hear from me again? you!
u/lelolalo13 / Via reddit.com

38.This match who didn't even say hello...just asked for this person's address:

bruh that's the police department
u/mweezy2010 / Via reddit.com

39.This stranger who doesn't want to meet in public:

i dont do public meetings first
u/encore412 / Via reddit.com

40.This Bumble match who apparently has a boyfriend:

i have a boyfriend
u/Matty24031 / Via reddit.com

41.This person who matched with an HR employee from the SAME company they work with:

i work there too, for HR
u/Overly_Good / Via reddit.com

42.This person who just doesn't like to write a whole lot:

one worded responses
u/prymal / Via reddit.com

43.This person who didn't know how Bumble worked:

woman trying to call out the guy for not messaging first and then learning that that's the whole point of bumble, women have to message first
u/Lay-Me-To-Rest / Via reddit.com

44.This match who just HAD to add this NSFW detail:

well hung, does mentioning your dick in the first message usually work for you
u/aIvins_hot_juicebox / Via reddit.com

45.And finally, this person who just gave up:

sorry i literally don't know how to talk to women best of luck with everything
u/Frosty-Brain-2199 / Via reddit.com

H/T: r/Tinder and r/Bumble