45 Funny Gifts for Men He'll Actually Use and Love

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What's the best gift to give a guy? Whether you're looking for the perfect Father's Day gift, a birthday gift for him, gag gift with an adult-humor flair, or a "just because" present, going the funny route is always a good idea. Personalized gifts are great and all, but how many customized robes and cutting boards does one man really need? Funny gifts for men run the gamut from golf tees with beer logos to desktop toys that scream like goats. Does he need a blanket? Get one that'll make him look like a shark. Always leaving his eyeglasses around the house? Give him a little holder painted to look like his dog.

We've found the funniest affordable gifts —under $50, under $20, and some even under $10 — from Amazon, Uncommon Goods, and some great picks from brands you probably haven't even heard of. Our guide has shirts that will make him chuckle, garden decor that will give the neighbors a good giggle, and kitchen equipment that will elicit a belly laugh. This editor's personal favorite? A steer-shaped piñata filled with jerky.

If nothing ahead sparks your interest, well, we'd question your sense of humor but you can also check out our guides to the best gifts for husbands and the best gifts for dads. Happy gift hunting!

"I Am Kenough" Hoodie

He may be just Ken, but he'll surely be a 10 in this humorous Barbie-themed sweatshirt that comes in 12 different tie-dye patterns.

Beer Bottle Golf Tees

Two of his favorite things are combined into one silly product with these golf tees designed to look like beer bottles. Each pack comes with six tees, each cleverly renamed with monikers like "Fores Light" and "Par Beer."

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Capital Punishment: The Party Argument Game

For the man who loves a bit of playful discourse, go for Capital Punishment. This card game requires three or more people and will challenge each player to put their debate skills to the test.

Funny Coffee Mug

There's an infinite amount of mugs out there with witty sayings, but this one is simply perfect for any child to give to good old dad (whether said child has siblings or not).

Tiny Hands

Tiny hands are always hilarious, whether the wearer goes full Dooneese or not.

'The Bear' Pillar Candle

Does he worship at the feet of Chef Berzatto? Give him this unscented pillar candle to light while he watches reruns.

Custom Pajama Pants

Custom pajamas with your face (or his) starting at $16? That's an easy choice.

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Beardy the Dish Brush

This dish brush's name is Beardy? Are you kidding me? Just put it in your cart now.

Classic 3.0 Bidet

A Tushy bidet is the ultimate "Ha ha, oh wait I actually love this" gift. He'll get a chuckle unwrapping it, then he'll wonder how he ever lived without one.

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Dad Jokes Generator Button

Why make him come up with his own corny jokes when you can give him a button that will do the work for him?

Alien Mood Light

For the man who still loves a nightlight, this color-changing alien lamp is a great option.

Golf Club Pen Set

Does his short game need a little work? Amazon reviewers love this novelty pen set made to look like golf clubs. The box turns into an itty-bitty putting green so he can kill some time during his lunch break.

"Things I Can't Say Out Loud In Meetings" Notebook

For the coworker who just gets you, how about a notebook? This one comes equipped with sarcastic sayings on every other page.

Screaming Goat Toy

Has he ever heard a goat scream? Does he want to? This desk toy mimics the borderline terrifying call of a goat.

Memory Mints for Senior Moments

No grandpa's outfit is complete without a tin of Memory Mints in the pocket!

Dapper Cats Playing Cards

If he's a card shark, infuse his favorite game with a little bit of whimsy with these cat-themed cards. They're so fancy!

Shark Blanket Hoodie

Just imagine him lounging on the couch with this blanket draped over him — hilarious. It comes in several sizes so you're guaranteed to find the perfect fit.

WTF Notepad

When you're not quite sure what just happened, the WTF Notepad is here to help. Spouses don't even need to converse to solve issues when they can just check some handy boxes and request help in a number of ways.

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Custom Portrait

Is $490 a lot to spend on a gag gift? Yes, but a custom portrait of him and his dog posing in a field will be on his wall for a lifetime. You can't put a price on that.

Dog Butt Toothpaste Topper

Because poop is funny. Need we say more?

Animal Paws Socks

If tigers don't speak to you, these socks also come in styles that look like the elephant feet, eagle talons, horse hooves, and more exotic creatures.

Volt Breathable Mesh Boxer Brief

Saxx makes truly breathable undies in some off-the-wall patterns. If bear-who-fishes isn't his speed, perhaps he'd like Taco-Tuesday-frog.

Money Clip for Dad

Give him this money clip, then ask if he has any cash because you're about to go to the mall.

Dino Nugget Pillows

For the guy whose mattress is still on the floor and has never uttered the words "throw pillows" in his lifetime, these plush dino nuggets would be a great addition to his sleeper couch.

Grumpy Garden Gnome

A gnome who protects the garden is the ideal gift for the dad who looks forward to his weekly sessions mowing the lawn.

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Jerky Piñata

Man Crates specializes in gift boxes for men of all interests, but I can't think of a single man who wouldn't love to embrace his inner child by hitting this piñata until a bunch of jerky spills out. (Alright, this gift may not be a good choice for vegans.)

Whisky Birthday Card

Who doesn't like whiskey and jokes about their old age? This card works for dads, grandfathers, uncles, and whoever has a good sense of humor.

Stone Cold Muscle Tee

If he grew up in the '90s, he'll appreciate this homage to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

Kinky Dice Set

Looking for something on the wilder side? These dice are both funny and a little spicy.

Rocket Cocktail Shaker

Things that look like other things are a classic funny gift trope. This cocktail shaker that looks like a rocket is perfect for the guy who won't stop talking about space, but there's also a penguin.

Custom Dog Eyeglass Holder

There are 17 different breed choices, each with different color options, available for this custom eyeglass holder. Unless he has a very, very specific favorite breed, you'll find one that looks just like his pup.

Telescoping Back Scratcher

Now he can scratch his own back with this telescoping back scratcher kit! With three different attachments, he'll definitely get rid of that itch.

Flamingo Sleeve Shirt

Want to go funny but also get him something he'll wear? This flamingo print from Bonobos is begging to be worn poolside.

Talking Desktop Therapist

This tiny therapist comes equipped with endless time to listen to all his problems and will respond with 16 "phrases of support."

Daddysaurus Keychain

The pun on this keychain is cute, but the tiny dino is cuter.

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Swinging Monkey Tree Charm

Ceramic statues are out; tree charms are in! This swinging monkey will be an unexpected addition to his backyard oasis.

"Butts on Things" Jigsaw Puzzle

Butts are funny no matter how old he is. Seriously, just ask the dad who's giggling at his kid's poop jokes.

Fowl Language Tea Towels

What? They're just birds!

Unlock the Whiskey Escape Room

Give him a challenge with this "escape room" for whiskey. There's also one for wine if he's more of a chardonnay guy.

Funny Rooster Necktie

Amazon reviewers love this rooster tie, which they note is of suprisingly high quality despite the low price tag.

Gracula the Garlic Crusher

A garlic crusher that looks like a vampire? Hilarious. 10/10. No notes. For extra points, get the Drac N' Roll garlic peeler, too.

Shark Attack Ice Molds

There's no way to look at these ice molds and not hear the Jaws theme in your head.

"Grow Dammit!" Garden Sign

For the man who is always tending to his veggies, grab a cheeky yard sign. (Please note that it will not actually make his vegetables grow faster.)

Sandwich Coasters

If he's headed to college, just moved to a new home, or hasn't upgraded his man cave in a while, give him something to keep his tables free of rings. This company also makes sports-themed coasters, but the sandwich ones are objectively funnier.

"I'm Not Old I'm Classic" T-Shirt

Every man over the age of 50 needs one of these shirts. It's practically a requirement at this point.

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