41 Observations People Made About Boomers In 2021 That Are Brutal But Hilariously True
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Today we will be doing a yearly recap of tweets about Boomers that are equal parts brutal, funny, and true.
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Like, this is no offense to Boomers, but I just need you guys to stay out of the self checkout line!
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Anyway, enjoy.
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Boomers love to take full grocery carts through the self checkout and pay with cash
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Boomers love using their index finger instead of their thumbs on their smartphones.
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boomers LOVE double clicking on things on the computer that only need one click. this shit kills me inside.
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boomers love to lick their fingers to grip paper better 🤢
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Boomers love commenting “who” on any article about a recently famous celebrity
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boomers love walking into cafés that aren't your basic starbucks and looking around like they don't know what the hell they just walked into
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Boomers love to say “you’re going to jail buddy”
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Boomers love their electric knives on Thanksgiving
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Boomers love leaving notes on vending machines.
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Baby Boomers love having an Instagram account with 0 posts and 16 followers
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Boomers love home phones but hate when they ring
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Boomers love paying in cash and being proud of it
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Boomers love to just randomly sprinkle "..." in their written communication for no reason
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Boomers love to stand in front of the chicken at grocery stores and finger all the packaging only to walk away without getting anything
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Boomers love putting a phone call on speaker and then holding it directly to their ear anyway
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boomers love being proud of random shit like eating paint chips and being traumatized
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why do boomers love columbus day so much
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Boomers love using the same profile picture for 7 years and just changing the vignette to suit each holiday season.
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Boomers love songs where they list things that happened in the 60s
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Boomers love a joke about Siri
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Boomers love to solve math problems on Facebook
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Boomers love bragging about how many cups of coffee they drink in a day but if you’re under 30 and yawn once they’re all “yOu’Re ToO yOuNg to be TIRED”
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Boomers love to remind you to close the door because the air is on
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boomers love JCPenney’s
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Boomers love filling the whole kettle and waiting 30 minutes for it to boil
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boomers LOVE a good "getting your steps in" joke
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boomers love to say "in all my years"
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Boomers love asking “how was the traffic?” after you’ve arrived perfectly on time. Obviously it was fuckin fine
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Boomers love texting “please call me”
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Boomers love to comment, “WHO CARES” on news articles.
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boomers love calling it “panera’s”
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boomers love saying “phone tag”
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Boomers love to leave for the airport 6 hours before their flight boards
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Boomers love saying “it’s like something out of a Saturday Night Live skit!!!🤣” to describe something as funny
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Baby boomers love sharing memes about being dangerous and moody before they had their coffee.
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Boomers love saying “the” covid
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Boomers love backing into parking spots.
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Boomers LOVE calling people "young man/lady" sir I'm damn near 40 but thanks for the compliment. 😭🤣
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Boomers love to tell you that that first step is a doozy
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Why do boomers love decorative pillows with corny phrases on them
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Boomers love writing reviews for places like "This place is amazing! I have no complaints!" and then give it 3/5 stars.
