140 Funny and Spooky Halloween Instagram Captions That Will Have Everyone Double Tapping

140 Funny and Spooky Halloween Instagram Captions That Will Have Everyone Double Tapping

Halloween isn't just a day, it's a season that's filled with picture-perfect activities like: apple picking, pumpkin picking, painting pumpkins and of course, dressing up in the very best costume for you or your family. You may even have multiple clever Halloween costumes planned this year. Or, perhaps you're just going to hang low, watch some scary movies and feast on some festive desserts. Whatever is on your list this October, you're likely going to be snapping a ton of photos, and we just know they are going to be good. So you'll need the perfect Halloween Instagram caption to go with 'em, and that's where we come in.

We've rounded up some of the cutest and funniest caption ideas for any single pic or photo dump. We're talking ones that are short and spooky, and ideas that work for friends or couples. We've also included some quotes from classic Halloween movies and iconic songs to perfectly capture your moment of fun this Halloween.

Now all that's left to do is grab your ghosts and ghouls, hop on your broomstick and have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!

Cute Halloween Captions

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  • What's up, pumpkin?

  • Ghouls just wanna have fun!

  • This witch can be bribed with chocolate.

  • No tricks, just treats!

  • Keep calm and scare on.

  • Something wicked this way comes.

  • Cutest pumpkin in the patch.

  • Eat, drink, and be scary.

  • Too cute to spook.

  • Boo from the crew.

  • Everything’s better with a little magic.

  • Witchful thinking.

  • Happy Howl-oween.

  • Creature feature.

  • A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.

  • Too ghoul for school.

  • Bad to the bone.

  • Bugs and hisses.

  • Having a boo-tiful night.

  • This is where the magic happens.

  • You’ve got me under your spell.

  • Brrr … it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!

  • Keep calm and carry a wand.

  • Mischief managed.

  • Ready, set, ghoul!

  • Absolutely fa-boo-lous.

  • Ghouls just wanna have fun.

  • My broomstick runs on scares.

  • #HotGhoulFall

  • HalloQueen

  • Mummy of the year.

  • Keep calm and carry a wand.

  • Have a fang-tastic Halloween.

  • A better costume than me? That's just witch-ful thinking.

  • Witch-ing you a very Happy Halloween!

  • Have a Scary Halloween and Happy Boo Year!

Funny Halloween Captions

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  • Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.

  • Resting witch face.

  • You better work, witch.

  • Creep it real.

  • Trick or treat yo’ self.

  • Here for the boos.

  • Witch better have my candy.

  • Who run the world? Ghouls.

  • I can't be held responsible for stolen candy.

  • #SquadGhouls.

  • Swish swish, witch.

  • What’s up, witches?

  • Ghostest with the mostest.

  • Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!

  • Demons are a ghouls best friend.

  • You look better with the mask on.

  • Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

  • Had a bloody good Halloween.

  • Life is gourd.

  • Basic witch.

  • We had a fang-tastic time!

  • Have a spooktacular night

  • Fangs for the memories.

  • Oh! I’m so sorry – I thought that was your costume.

  • Bow down, witches.

  • If the broom fits, fly it.

  • Shake your BOOty.

  • Not every witch lives in Salem.

  • Never fully dressed without a wand.

  • Trick or tequila.

  • Feeling gourd, like I should.

  • Catch treats, not tricks.

  • Too gourd to be true.

  • I'm feeling super fang-cy.

  • Haunt mess alert!

  • Goblin candy all night!

  • Hot ghoul Halloween!

Halloween Captions for Couples

  • I'm happy you didn't ghost me,

  • I love you so much it’s scary!

  • Thanks for always creepin' it real with me.

  • Always a bloody good time with you.

  • Hey Boo-tiful.

  • I’d bone you.

  • I love your guts.

  • You make me batty.

  • I’m batty about you.

  • You’re a zombabe.

  • We're all boo'd up.

  • Dancing with the devil.

  • I only have pumpkin pies for you.

  • You're the treat to my trick.

  • I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.

  • The only person I want to go to Halloweentown with.

  • Just call us the HalloQueen and PumKing.

  • The Jack to my Sally.

Halloween Captions Inspired by Movies

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  • "It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!" —Hocus Pocus

  • "By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." —Macbeth

  • "It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." —Halloween

  • "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." —Halloweentown

  • "Get in, loser. We're going haunting." —A play on Regina George's iconic line in Mean Girls

  • "Being normal is vastly overrated." —Halloweentown

  • “Never trust the living.” —Beetlejuice

  • “Be afraid, be very afraid.” —The Fly

  • "I see dead people." —The Sixth Sense

  • "I am the pumpkin king!" —The Nightmare Before Christmas

  • "I'm a ghost with the most, babe." —Beetlejuice

  • "There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!"The Nightmare Before Christmas

  • "Where my ghouls at?" —Monster High

  • “I’m a mouse, duh.” —Mean Girls

  • “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.”Rocky Horror Picture Show

  • "Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep." —A Nightmare On Elm Street

  • "Hi! I'm Chucky. Wanna play?" —Child's Play

  • "Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!" —Hocus Pocus

  • “It's alive!” Frankenstein

  • “Find the thing that must be read, lest your heart be filled with dread.” —The Hanted Mansion

  • "Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere." —It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

  • "I'm the ghost with the most, babe."—Beetlejuice

Halloween Captions Inspired by Songs

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  • "I put a spell on you because you're mine." —Screamin’ Jay Hawkins

  • "It's close to midnight, something evil's lurking from the dark." —Michael Jackson

  • "This is Halloween, everybody make a scene." —Marilyn Manson

  • "What's in your head?" —The Cranberries

  • "I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed." —Rihanna

  • "Who you gonna call?" —Ray Parker Jr.

  • "They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious, and spooky." —Andrew Gold

  • “Scary monsters, super creeps keep me running, running scared.” —David Bowie

  • “Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you.” —Dusty Springfield

  • “She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness." —Stevie Nicks

  • "Must be the season of the witch." —Donovan

  • "I always feel like somebody's watching me." —Rockwell

  • "Heads will roll ... on the floor." —Yeah Yeah Yeahs

  • "When we all fall asleep, where do we go?" —Billie Eilish

  • "Baby, I'm howlin' for you." —The Black Keys

  • "I'm sweet but I'm psycho" —Ava Max

Halloween Captions Inspired by Quotes

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  • "Double, double toil, and trouble.” —William Shakespeare

  • “If you've got it, haunt it.” —Rose Pressey

  • "Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us." —Tim Burton

  • "Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street." —Unknown

  • "On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be." —Ava Dellaria

  • "Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!" —Rusty Fischer

  • "Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween's upon us now." —Richelle E. Goodrich

  • "Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story." —Mason Cooley

  • "When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween." —Unknown

  • "Nothing on earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." —Steve Almond

  • “Beware what dare crawls up your sleeve, For ’tis the night called Hallows Eve.” — Richelle E. Goodrich.

  • “Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallows Eve will the spirits come to play, and only the fruit of thy womb will satisfy their endless roaming.” — Solange Nicole

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