41 Dirty Santa Gifts That You'll Want to Keep for Yourself

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There's something about a Dirty Santa gift swap that can get the blood pumping. The rules for this holiday gift-giving game (also known as White Elephant or a Yankee Swap) are simple: Set a dollar limit (or don't, because who said you had to follow the rules), bring the coolest gift, swap presents all around, and end up with the most lusted-after item. Plain and simple.

Here's the catch—finding the right present for these kinds of things isn't easy. First, who is your audience? Is it your buttoned-up colleagues or your closest friends? Are they tech-y? Or are you dealing with a bunch of movie nerds?

Only you know the vibe, so the final decision is yours. But to help you out, we rounded up our 41 favorite Dirty Santa gifts. From joke buys to legit home decor, this is what we'd get for everyone's favorite holiday game.

Stay Chill Slim Can Parka

They can now crack open a cold one without the fear of it getting warm thanks to these handy sleeves. Cold drinks, warm hands. It's a win-win.

Golf Ball Finder Glasses

It's a fact: Every golfer needs these. These sweet specs have special tinted lenses that filter out foliage and grass to highlight balls that were lost in the rough.

Cheese Shaped Scented Candle

Perfect for a charcuterie board. (It actually has a pleasant fresh and clean smell.)

FreeSip

It's the best water bottle of all time, of course people are going to fight over it.

Joint Carry Case Keychain

An airtight keychain that holds one, single marijuana cigarette—joint, blunt, or pre-roll.

2 Bottle Insulated Wine Tote

Buy two: one for the exchange, one for you. That way you'll avoid the heartbreak when it's inevitably stolen.

Dachshund Silicone Ice Tray

Someone might get killed over the dachshund ice tray.

Original - Ice Cream

A throwback gift that everyone's going to go crazy for.

Personal Water Filter

For some, this is a dud gift. For others, it's a holy grail.

Wearable Blanket

There's been a lot of copies over the years, but the original snuggie is tough to beat in a game of Dirty Santa.

Eve Coupe Cocktail Glass

There's a lot of cheap and ugly stuff changing hands during Dirty Santa. Buck the trend with some affordable yet beautiful coupe glasses.

Mesa

A mini table top smokeless fire pit could be the night's surprise winner.

Multi-Tool Card

This credit-card-size tool has 18 different functions, including being a screwdriver, bottle opener, box opener, phone stand, and (randomly) a fruit peeler, among other things.

Bluetooth Silicone Shower Speaker

Tunes in the shower? Turn 'em up.

Hot Dog and Bun Toaster

Who's hungry? This efficient toaster can make two dogs and two buns at the same time. The more the merrier.

LightSaber Light-Up Chopsticks

Yeah, no, this is the only way to eat sushi.

Sloping Ski Glasses

Beer? Milk? Tap water? Drinking anything will be much more exciting in these creative cups. Trust us.

Original Stormtrooper Decanter

Stormtroopers serve the Empire. Now they also serve great libations.

Mini Karaoke Microphone

Tiny but mighty, this little microphone is equipped with an aux cord so they can perform anytime, anywhere.

Eyezone Massager

You know how good temple massages feel, so why not give them the gift of endless ones? This eye mask is soothing, comfortable, and can even combat headaches.

Cuddly Form Body Pillow

They can think of this as their body pillow with benefits.

Grow It Bonsai Tree Kit

If they've ever wanted to grow a bonsai tree at home (or even if they haven't), now they can with this kit that contains starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds, and a booklet with growing tips.

Create Your Own Video Game Set

This handheld game is the equivalent to a make-you-own-adventure book. The power is in their hands.

Unbreakable Stemless Plastic Wine Glasses

These were literally made not to break, so even the clumsiest person won't have to deal with shattered glass.

Make Your Own Churros Kit

They can make 40 churros with this kit. Read that again: 40 churros.

Adult Party Game

They can ramble on about anything they please during this extremely entertaining game, so buckle up.

Pot Noodle Mug & Spinning Fork Set

Instant ramen gets an upgrade with this handy set. It comes with a ceramic noodle mug, spinning fork, and even a pack of chicken and mushroom noodles, so they can hit the ground running.

M35 35mm Camera

Classic, old school, and easy to use. What more could they need?

Mini Waffle Maker

Sorry, Eggos, but this mini waffle maker is a whole lot better. According to the brand, it can make "waffled hash browns, cookies and even biscuit pizzas," whatever biscuit pizzas are.

Corduroy Trucker Hat

The design on this is pretty sick, which makes it absolutely worth fighting over.

Wireless Mini Turntable Speaker

OK, this tiny turnable is wireless and rechargeable and it has speakers that can stream playlists, podcasts, and more.

Hi-Print 2x3 Pocket Printer

This rechargeable Bluetooth-powered photo deceive cranks out small photos that they can take anywhere.

Pizza Scissors

Trust us, this are easier than using that old knife you have in the kitchen drawer.

Wireless Charging Station

If they can't get enough of their gadgets, they need this wireless three-in-one device. It can charge an iPhone, iWatch, and set of AirPods all at once.

Shower Beer & Bath Wine Holder

They'll never have to be without their drink again when they have this very useful device. Cheers!

Tipsy Tower Drinking Game

They can turn up the heat at any party with this spicy game. Drinks not required, but definitely encouraged.

Beer Chilling Coasters

These rock-solid coasters will keep brews ice cold. Cheers to that.

Wine & Beverage Bottle Stopper

If they're drinking good wine, they better be using protection.

Cocktail-Infused Ice Cubes

OK, these ice cubes are seriously good. They'll instantly elevate a drink, adding the perfect complement of flavors to any beverage. We'll drink to that.

New England IPA Soap

Infused with orange, grapefruit, fir needle, cedar wood, and beer (!), this soap will make them fresh, clean, and ready to drink.

Shirt-Folding Board

It's almost too easy to fold clothes with this insane device. They'll definitely thank you later.

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