70 Bewitching Witch Instagram Captions and Quotes

It's that time of year again, witches. Spooky season is in full effect. Get ready to pull out all the stops and celebrate all things dark and scary all season long. You can binge family-friendly flicks on Freeform or fill up your playlist with frightful songs that'll get your costume party started. You can even test out tons of DIY makeup looks that'll set your social media content apart this Halloween. When it comes to iconic Halloween costumes, there's no denying the impact of a pointy hat-wearing, broomstick-bearing witch. If you've decided to conjure up magical potions as a witch this Halloween, then you'll need to take a peek at this haunting list of witch captions and quotes.

With the flick of a magic wand or twitch of the nose, you can tap into whatever bewitching style you vibe with the most. Grab two of your besties and reenact your favorite quotes after the Black Flame Candle revives the Sanderson sisters from Hocus Pocus and causes them to wreak havoc on Salem. Get ready to sing the night away when you choose between Glinda the Good and the most Wicked witch of them all. No matter if you opt for a classic look that everyone will recognize or a personalized costume that'll raise eyebrows, there are magical, dark, and spooky witch captions to get your point across this Halloween.

Make your supernatural selfies go viral with the best witch Instagram captions and quotes that will cast a cunning spell over your followers.

🧙♀️ Funny Witch Captions

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  • Can't talk right now, I 'm doing witchy girl sh*t

  • It's giving magic

  • Witch black outfit should I wear tonight?

  • Alexa, play "Willow - dancing witch version" by Taylor Swift

  • My cauldron is just full of pumpkin spice latte

  • Where can I park my broom?

  • Sorry I didn't text you back, I was too busy casting spells

  • BWE: Big Witch Energy

  • Yes, I drive stick

  • Halloweentown taught me everything I need to know

  • * "Defying Gravity" plays in the background*

  • I 'm here for a spooky time, not a long time

  • I 'm ready for my Wicked audition

  • Bow down, witches.

  • I 'm just a basic witch.

  • This is my resting witch face.

  • Can't wait until I 'm witch and famous.

  • You say witch like it's a bad thing.

  • Witch, please.

  • Head witch in charge.

  • Yes, I drive (broom) stick.

  • You better work, witch.

  • Swish swish, witch.

  • Witch better have my candy.

  • You know what they say — payback’s a witch.

  • If the broom fits, ride it.

  • I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.

🧙♀️ Cute and Short Witch Captions

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  • Magic is not necessary for how good I look

  • Black cats and pointy hats

  • 🔮🕯🖤✨

  • Perfectly wicked

  • Do the universe a favor, and don't hide your magic

  • I put a spell on you, and now you're mine 🖤

  • I only wanna be witch you.

  • Witch way to the tricks and treats?

  • A witch’s brew for two.

  • Witch way to the party?

  • Witching you a happy Halloween.

  • Everything I brew, I brew for you.

  • Always having a witchin’ good time.

  • So happy to have these brew-tiful witches in my coven.

  • Just witchful thinking.

  • Happy Halloween, witches!

  • Witch way to the candy?

  • If you think I 'm a witch, you should meet my sister.

  • Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

  • Witch you were here.

  • I definitely have the best broommates in the world.

  • So thankful that all these witches have coven-to my life.

🧙♀️ Magical Witch Quotes and Song Lyrics

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  • "She is like a cat in the dark, and then she is the darkness." — Fleetwood Mac, "Rhiannon"

  • "The day he left me was the day I died. But then I was reborn as a witch." — The Love Witch

  • "There's a little witch in all of us." — Practical Magic

  • "I 'm kinda glad to be bewitched." — Bewitched Theme Song

  • "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." — Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • "We must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise." — Hocus Pocus

  • "I 'm melting!" — The Wizard of Oz

  • "I can choose to be afraid of my powers, or I can use them." — Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

  • "Raven hair and ruby lips, sparks fly from her fingertips." — The Eagles, "Witchy Woman"

  • "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." — Halloweentown

  • "Something wicked this way comes." — William Shakespeare, Macbeth

  • "Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn, and cauldron bubble." — William Shakespeare, Macbeth

  • "I put a spell on you. Because you're mine." — Screamin' Jay Hawkins, "I Put A Spell On You"

  • "Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat. Call in the spirits, wherever they’re at!" — Madame Leota, Haunted Mansion

  • "It's such an ancient pitch, but one I wouldn't switch, 'cause there's no nicer witch than you." — Frank Sinatra, "Witchcraft"

  • “I think that all women are witches, in the sense that a witch is a magical being.” — Yoko Ono

  • “For all you know, a witch may be living next door to you right now.” — Roald Dahl, The Witches

  • "When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers 'tis near Halloween." — Unknown

  • "Woo hoo, witchy woman, she got the moon in her eye." —The Eagles, "Witchy Woman"

  • "Must be the season of the witch." —Donovan, "Season of the Witch"

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