38 Commercials That Have Haunted Every Single Millennial For Their Entire Life
If you're between the ages of 23 and 39, chances are you've seen every one of these commercials about two million times:
1.The commercial that made no sense and the most sense all at the same time:
"Berries and cream!"
2.The commercial that taught you every insult you'll ever need to know:
"Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!"
3.The commercial that's been stuck in your head for years now:
"Hello mother, hello father/Fleas, ticks, mosquitoes really bother"
4.The commercial that changed the abbreviation game forever:
"IDK, my BFF Jill."
5.The commercial that made you terrified to smoke weed:
"This is the way it's been since she started smoking pot."
6.The commercial that will never get out of your head:
"Apply directly to the forehead."
7.The commercial that permanently burned into your brain:
"ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP!"
8.The commercial that showed off the POWER of eyedrops:
"For dry, red eyes, Clear Eyes is awesome."
9.The commercial that dropped that hottest verse on the planet:
"GET CONNECTED, FOR FREE!"
10.The commercial with probably the most '90s jingle in existence:
"Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, PIZZA AT SUPPERTIME!"
11.The commercial with the most unnerving old dude to ever dance:
*Instrumental music plays*
12.The commercial that made you question whether murdering a snowman was worth it for the soup:
"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow."
13.The commercial that made you terrified of... these... things:
"WE LOVE THE SUBS!!!!!"
14.And the other commercial that taught you how to rhyme:
"F-R-EE, THAT SPELLS FREE."
15.The commercial that made iced tea look like a magical potion:
16.The commercial that showed you your future at 3 a.m.:
"Call me now!"
17.The commercial that went WAAAAY over your innocent head:
"Meet Bob!"
18.The commercial that played all day long on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network:
"Scientifically accurate illustrations!"
19.And the other commercial that seemingly played nonstop on Nick and Cartoon Network:
"Yes, that's French they're speaking."
20.The most successful cough drop commercial in history:
"RIIIIIIICOOOOOLAAAAA!"
21.The commercial that taught you yet another brand-new insult:
"Make 7-UP YOURS."
22.The commercial that showed you the perfect time and place for opera: the bus.
"877-CASH-NOW!"
23.The commercial the was sort of horrifying:
"BABY BOTTLE BOP BAAAABY BOTTLE POP!"
24.The commercial that made you NEED a magazine:
"NICKELODEON MAGAZINE... PLEASE!"
25.The commercial that was way too catchy for a soda ad:
"Wanna Fanta, dontcha wanna"
26.The commercial with the perfect combination — iced tea and claymation:
"That's Brisk, bay-bee!"
27.The commercial that showed a GD odyssey-level epic tale of a ravioli can:
"What do you want for dinner?"
28.And the commercial that blew those other two raps out of the water:
"PB&C is what I’m thinking of."
29.The commercial that taught you what the true meaning of "hot" is:
"It's so hot."
30.The commercial that showed shampoo in its natural habitat:
"Bye-bye, tears!"
31.The commercial that proved how selfish owls really are:
"Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three."
32.The commercial that made you want — no – NEED an iPod:
*That Ting Tings song plays in the background*
33.The commercial that made you really want to be a fruit:
"Fruit gushers!"
34.The commercial that made you absolutely need to get your hands on some Floam:
"WHAT'S SQISHY, STRETCHY, AND TRANSFORM ALMOST ANYTHING???"
35.The commercial that made you want to be a professional dancer:
"Darren's Dance Grooves!"
36.The commercial that perfectly captured what public transportation for humans and also cookies is like:
"Smack dab in the middle!"
37.The commercial that was always on at 2 A.M.:
"20 DEGREES COOLER!"
38.The commercial that's probably the most early-2000s commercial in existence:
"Dude, you're gettin' a Dell."
