37 Tweets About Food That Went Viral Because They're That Funny
1.Behold, the most relatable tweet on the internet:
me: i’ll make omelette *flips the omelette*me: i’ll make scrambled egg
2.This one is pretty damn relatable too:
What should I eat tonight ……. The groceries i spent $100 on or order in pad thai for the 5th time this week?
3.Don't you hate (er, love) it when this happens?
Darn it! I was trying to fix a salad and it came out as a peach cobbler again!
4."Have kids," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...:
asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla
5.Here's hoping he didn't order a wet burrito:
not sure i want this burrito anymore
6.That must've been one helluva a burrito:
I ate that burrito so fast I'm worried it's just gonna come out whole.
7.I want to know the answer to this too:
What is the psychology behind folks desire to leave the tails on shrimp in pasta ? 😭
8.Having lived through the '80s, I can confirm this:
For about three straight years in the late 1980s, the only dinner eaten in America was spaghetti and meatballs, supermarket garlic bread, and an iceberg lettuce salad.
9.I love sushi so I'm just gonna nod along to this one:
doesn’t sushi technically get cooked in ur stomach acid
10.Hummus...we thank you:
the way hummus is singlehandedly carrying all us through our 20s... i know she tired
11.Dreams do come true, folks:
I just made a triple stack quesadilla. Just wanted you all to know. Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
12.Bold food opinion #1:
ppl who eat sweet potato fries are doing it for attention
13.Bold food opinion #2:
If the chocolate chip cookie doesn’t look like it might give me salmonella I don’t want it
14.Bold food opinion #3
grilled cheese is a lie, the bread is grilled. grill the cheese, coward.
15.And bold food opinion #4:
Fajitas are just tacos for people who crave attention
16.I once saw a vending machine in Texas that dispensed nothing but full-sized pecan pies, but this is just as unforgettable:
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the 24-hour cheese vending machine, for all your fondue and raclette needs. People of Switzerland, please come up to the stage and take a bow.
17.LOL, it was a different time:
Sliced bread was invented in 1928.People in 1927:
18.Can we get this idea onto a ballot somewhere and passed into law?
they should give you bread before stuff everywhere, not just at restaurants
19.Speaking of premeal bread:
@sIicksista Me at the table waiting for them to bring my bread:
20.Well played, genie:
genie: you get 3 wishesme: i want a swimming pool filled with guacamolegenie: done. you have 1 wish leftme: wait i thought i had 2genie: guac is extra
21.Sometimes, mistakes are made in the kitchen, exhibit A:
I forgot to put water in my ramen
22.Exhibit B:
six year anniversary of me falling asleep with a frozen pizza in the oven and waking up to this
23.And exhibit C:
throwback to the time i thought the pakora batter in the fridge was waffle batter so i ended up having a pakora waffle
24.It's sort of like when 5-year-olds ask for "peanuts":
Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna.
25.I'm team tomato, but...:
H0W TO EAT A BURGERStep 1: Open bun and remove tomatoe slice
26.I'm also team pineapple:
"Pineapples dont belong on" is that a mf cheeseburger ?!
27.OK, yuck it up, but have you melted it on a burger?
calling this "american cheese" is such a self-own
28.If you eat your steak well done, you might want to skip this one:
I’m not going to dinner with people who eat well done steak no more. Y’all be shaking the whole fucking table tryna cut a hockey puck 😒
29.Now there is an idea:
Mike's Hard Chicken Noodle Soup
30.No lies detected:
A Caesar salad gon do what needs to be done everytime
31.They're definitely not ok:
U ok baby? You’ve barely touched your frog sushi
32.Sorry, dad:
Lmfao my dad just cussed me clean out cause i said i was making pancakes and put this on his plate. 😭
33.There is too much truth in this one:
Grilled cheese is made by burning one side and then nervously undercooking the other.
34.In fairness, these are never easy to fit in the fridge:
“Honey, put the pizza in the fridge before you go to bed.”
35.Reporting for duty, sir:
I would go to war for chicken tikka masala with a side of garlic naan. Do not test me on this
36.Enough has definitely been said, Lana:
Here’s the thing: I could absolutely go and work out... OR I could eat the quiche in my fridge and lay down... I feel like enough has been said?
37.And lastly, I agree with this tweet 100,000,000%:
This how you supposed to eat your waffles
