Literally, Just 37 Hilarious Tweets By Chronically Online People From This Month So Far
Somehow, we're already halfway through July! Even though we have some time until the end of the month, there have already been plenty of gems on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
1.
dating a gay man is the bravest thing a girl can do
— soap (@soapyhadid) July 13, 2023
2.
in 18 years we've had 2 federal minimum wage increases and 3 willy wonkas
— Zack Vile (@zackvee) July 12, 2023
3.
*spoiler alert* https://t.co/2kyGjfEfL7 pic.twitter.com/ciNtVpmDo2
— Xanny Leibovitz (@ph0t0j0j0) July 12, 2023
Lionsgate / Twitter: @ph0t0j0j0
4.
i need to smoke a blunt w her pic.twitter.com/WTT2QtxHPH
— firecracker (@badvvvibes) July 13, 2023
ABC / Twitter: @badvvvibes
5.
ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET!!!! pic.twitter.com/xjNfGOjZuX
— solo show July 14 & 15 (@mashapotatohead) July 12, 2023
Max / Alamy / Twitter: @mashapotatohead
6.
girl dinner 🥰🥰🥰 pic.twitter.com/B4DJo1uUKJ
— sarah rose etter (@sarahroseetter) July 11, 2023
7.
hug addicts be like just one more minute of your warm embrace till we part to meet the cold cruel world
— yani (@nahihopaaraha) July 9, 2023
8.
landlord still not responding to my texts pic.twitter.com/X0eLc8sZ2c
— jonny (@suitejonny) July 10, 2023
9.
nothing will prepare you for what he is about to saypic.twitter.com/wfjbotbqWG
— Real Bravoholic (@RealBravoholic) July 10, 2023
Bravo /Twitter: @RealBravoholic
10.
the barbie and ken of tv commercials if you REALLY think about it https://t.co/lFCzeUvilG
— kamani ☆ (@TEXASTITTIE) July 10, 2023
11.
LOOOOOOOL pic.twitter.com/QOaVlybz1X
— Josef Cookz (@JosefCookz) July 9, 2023
BBC Radio 1/ Twitter: @JosefCookz
12.
— M (@venxcebit) July 9, 2023
13.
“my man, my man, my man” is the same thing as chanting bloody mary or candy man
— s. 🫧 (@shytoosaucy) July 8, 2023
14.
the flight attendant when your bag is too big to be a carry on pic.twitter.com/121nIKLVA1
— 🏋️♀️🦛 (@himbopottomus) July 9, 2023
Bravo / Twitter: @himbopottomus
15.
Gays love to be like “last night was a movie” but all they did was kiss two guys named Ryan
— andy (@andyrockcandy) July 8, 2023
16.
california mfs always so secretive about the time. they're like it's 4pm... pst
— prezoh (@prezoh) July 7, 2023
17.
The only reason I put beads on my daughters hair is to alert myself on when she’s coming so I can hide my snacks 😭
— Mfonabasi (@fonabasi) July 7, 2023
18.
just remembered alzheimers runs in my family which means ill be able to listen to speak now tv for the first time again pic.twitter.com/QcuBfwlpTt
— 💜 (@nejifolklore) July 7, 2023
19.
— Raf (@GearlessRaf) July 6, 2023
20.
[touching his protein powder] promise you'll stop .. for me
— mariana (@pastapilled) July 4, 2023
21.
Well yes…. But you would be pissed off if i said that so.. https://t.co/nW5KAe8fJv
— BajanBattiBoi 🧚🏾 (@BelovedBaje) July 5, 2023
22.
hiya is killing me pic.twitter.com/7hL3kmOQ3h
— noah 🫶🏻 (@blightedminaj) July 4, 2023
23.
situationship is such an ugly way to say you’ve taken a lover.
— bonton (@bontoncoup) July 3, 2023
24.
I went to Hollywood thinking it was gonna be all beautiful & amazing. Bitch it was 42nd street with stars on the ground 😭😭
— Ichigo Niggasake (@SomaKazima) July 1, 2023
25.
Dawg I applied to JP Morgan last night and they sent me a rejection letter first thing in the AM. HR working overnight or sumn ???? Damn
— Joe. (@Fly_Air_Walker) July 12, 2023
26.
Every time the millennials wanna have a little nostalgic ki, drive-thru graduation Twitter wanna come call us grannies 😂Go to hell, Nevaeh. I am 29 years old lmao. pic.twitter.com/RIwV4cLJpP
— Mel (@TheBaddestMitch) July 14, 2023
Sabrina Brier / Twitter: @TheBaddestMitch
27.
Women be 27 talking about “I don’t have time for games” yes you do
— sultan (@sultangelo) July 13, 2023
28.
missy elliot when she works it pic.twitter.com/uEx2HRgShM
— em 🍓 (@uhhmmily) July 12, 2023
Warner Bros / Twitter: @uhhmmily
29.
one time i had to take a drug test for work and they called me and were like so you tested positive for amphetamine and cocaine and i was like oh its ok im prescribed adderall and they were like yea….but the cocaine….. anyways i did not get the job 🙏
— feral rat k-hole girl (@legallyisisane) July 12, 2023
30.
Why yo freaky ass open the flap like that https://t.co/61loQ1GMZb
— big money jared🇺🇲 (@sippyycupjared) July 8, 2023
31.
took the "don't be the smartest person in a room" advice too far & now i'm the dumbest person in every room. help
— Rona Wang (@ronawang) July 7, 2023
32.
“i’d fix him” i wouldn’t. i’d put him in a small cardboard box n shake it very hard
— del!lah ☆ (@phemceI) July 6, 2023
33.
Made a threads account and everyone from HS and work automatically followed pic.twitter.com/sPHcJ3toEc
— iamhunkydory (@itschergurl) July 6, 2023
UPN / Twitter: @itschergurl
34.
U can tell the economy is fucked up cuz it used to be that if u dated a white person u had a pretty good chance of going boating, now the average white person is 2 or even in some cases 3 ppl removed from a boat. Something is not right.....
— Emo Juke Princess ⚜️ (@TianaHRR) July 5, 2023
35.
i hated u bitches in middle school “are you gay, don’t lie” bitch it’s 7am gtf out my face
— KC⭐️ (@keescrawford) July 4, 2023
36.
oh no coke for me thanks i just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with you
— Kat 𓍊☽𓋼𓍊 (@kittysostoned) May 31, 2023
37.
when im in a opening my own mail contest and the competition is my mom pic.twitter.com/tb7hAN4AaY
— megan (@chismosavirus) July 2, 2023
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @chismosavirus
