35 Tweets From This Month That Made Me Quite Literally Laugh Out Loud
Time isn't real and 2023 is weirdly just around the corner😵💫. There have been so many hilarious jokes on Twitter this month, and I'll still be giggling about some of these well into next year. Take a look for yourself!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter feed is that much better!
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Thank you for your payment. Me:
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It sucks White Lotus is over because I just learned everyone’s names.
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The first person to ever boo had so much hate in their heart. I could only wish to be that hateful one day
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dating a skinny guy cool until you roll down the window on the freeway and he fly out like a mcdonald's napkin😭😭
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Hey man do you mind if I have a bite of your skittle
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daughters at any holiday family gathering:
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12 year old me at an all-boys laser tag birthday party
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When I say I’m going to to get another drink but I’m actually leaving
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Tyra Banks use to have the girls like this on ANTM
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realest bitch in bikini bottom
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i remember when i was like 19 i met sza and i told her ctrl got me through a break up and then she goes “aww babe that makes me so happy. how are you now?” and i go “back with him” and she said nothing and we just sat in silence.
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what the fuck are you talking about my love
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At a funeral today. The speaker mentioned which football team the deceased supported, and someone booed
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don’t ask me to smoke when i get high i start acting like kamala harris
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Nothing was more humbling last year than telling a therapist that I had a pretty sizable Twitter following only to find out he ran a 30K+ nsfw Twitter account.
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When your straight friends see you comment on a thirst trap, “I’m just a hole sir”
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me trying hard not to zone out while someone is talking to me
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me whenever my headphones die and i’m forced to listen to the world for 15 minutes while they charge
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Just explained DJing to my mom and she was like, [incredulous] how many ppl are doing this?? & I was like 1000s in Bushwick alone.
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he got buccal fat removal
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Grindr can be your Doordash, Taskrabbit, Lyft, and dispensary, if you use it right. Trust me.
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Hannah Montana lucky I wasn’t living in her hometown. I was gon sell her secret to TMZ for 10k.
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Netflix: Are u still watching ? Me:
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ppl only say “sus” because they can’t spell suspishus
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the 100 mg edible hit right as i arrived to the movie theater yesterday. asked the concession stand if they had any recommendations
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hearing “don’t start” gives me a thrill. Makes me wanna start LMFAOO
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Uber driver pretended to pick me up (went straight past me) and then carried on driving to my destination like he was doing the trip and then I got charged a cancellation fee for stopping it
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“easy meals for when you don’t want to cook” and then they proceed to chop shit up and cook it every time
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Mary to Joseph: https://t.co/clYbYoP8mm
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Just between us… I thought Tim burton died a long time ago so imagine my surprise when I see people talking about him directing a new show
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the WHAT😭
35.
The snow is only fun for the unemployed
