35 Toxic Jobs That Prove It's A Truly Dystopian Time For Workers

1.This workplace had no windows, so it added in this fake skylight.

A fake skylight on the ceiling

2.This workplace charged people to use the microwave in the break room.

"Microwave $2.00"

3.And this workplace charged employees for coffee.

"Coffee $1.00 per cup"

4.This workplace legit just took away water and coffee cups.

Screenshot of a tweet

5.This workplace takes screenshots every 10 minutes and counts mouse clicks to make sure you're working all day.

A computer screen

6.This workplace literally wouldn't let you poop in the bathroom.

"This toilet is to be used for PEEING only"

7.This job seemed to offer perks for good work...then clarified that actually, the items were going back on the shelves and were just there for display purposes.

An item display

8.This workplace tried to charge their employee for not giving a full two-week notice.

A bill for an employee

9.This workplace asked other employees to donate PTO to a hospitalized worker instead of just giving them more PTO.

"If there is anyone who would like to donate one or more days of their PTO, please let..."

10.This workplace asked workers injured on the job *not* to go to the hospital, which is definitely illegal.

A notice for employees asking them not to go to the ER if they get injured at the job site

11.This job straight-up tried to keep their employee from quitting, which is also definitely illegal.

An email from an employer to an employee

12.This workplace asked for tips for their nurses from patients instead of paying them more.

Venmo info to tip nurses

13.This workplace put up this infuriating poster — and to make things worse, they added a minion meme.

"Work is not your daycare Truth"

14.This workplace texted an employee who was in the hospital facing surgery telling them they'd have to come into work anyways, because they'd "already paid for an Airbnb in Cleveland."

"If you can't make it Thursday I'll just take Monday off!"

15.This workplace not only fired an employee, but forced them to choose which other employees were going to get fired.

"I'm being asked to dig my own grave"

16.This workplace hired people based on attractiveness — which a prospective employee realized when she saw her job application.

"fits our look when she puts on makeup"

17.This workplace's "break room" didn't even have a place to sit.

A closet as a break room

18.This workplace got their employee's name wrong on their uniform, then told the employee they'd have to pay for a new uniform if they wanted it fixed.

"Micheal"

19.This workplace wanted phones off during work, which isn't all that wild, but then they also refused to let employees charge phones at work, and said if they were caught even once looking at their phone, their pay would be docked $2/hour.

A notice to employees about cellphone usage

20.And this workplace literally has a cellphone jail that they lock all the cellphones into.

A "cellphone jail"

21.This workplace used the thinnest toilet paper I've ever seen...in a building costing $145 million.

See-through toilet paper

22.This workplace gave a pregnant person absolutely zero PTO or maternity leave when they had a child.

"My wife is returning to work with zero sick time or PTO after giving birth to our child."

23.This business expected Uber Eats drivers to tip their workers instead of just paying their workers more or having customers tip them.

"Drivers, please tip your instore coworkers. Thanks!"

24.This job fired someone for having COVID.

Screenshot of a text exchange

25.This job mailed the final check to an employee that left the company exactly six months after it was actually issued...making it void.

A voided check

26.This awful restaurant has its employees pay a "tip refund" every time a customer pays with a card.

"Tip Refund"

27.This workplace changed their schedule and put an employee on the day of the week that they said they could never do, didn't tell the employee about it, then got mad when they didn't come in.

"It's your response to check the schedule every week"

28.This job gave employees their tips via rolls of coins.

Rolls of coins

29.This job posted the most passive aggressive "help wanted" ad ever.

"Sitting in your mom and dad's basement playing video games, get off your butt and get a job!"

30.This workplace fired a worker for not coming in even though they didn't ask them to until 3:30 a.m. the morning they needed them.

"Yes I wanted you to work today"

31.This job made employees peddle their donation program (which, btw, is probably for tax purposes) and threatened disciplinary action if you didn't force people to donate.

"All cashiers must sell 25 shamrocks per shift"

32.This workplace had this sign up two weeks in a row with no insight into when the problem would be fixed, so employees just straight-up weren't getting paid.

"Paychecks are delayed"

33.This boss asked their employee to work 17 hours on the Fourth of July so that they wouldn't have to work a 12-hour shift.

"I'll end up working 33pm-830am. Thanks man."

34.This hospital made ICU workers say why they didn't receive their legally-mandated lunch break, but really only gave the option of "I chose to work" (since you can only click "manager request" if the manager actually requested it in writing, not if you were forced to keep working because a patient was dying and your manager was nowhere to be found).

"Mgr Request"

35.And finally, this workplace called an employee on an approved vacation five days in a row and begged them to come in.

A screen showing missed calls

What's the most dystopian thing your job has tried to pull? Let us know in the comments.