35 Hilariously Unlucky Parents Who Deserve A Break But Ain't Getting It
1.The parents of this kid who somehow got her hand stuck — like STUCK, STUCK — in a toilet:
2.The parent of this kid who casually said, "I think something bit my ear":
3.And the dad who play fought with his kid, then tripped and knocked over the grill:
4.The parent who — after falling asleep on the couch — had their sneaky kid use their finger to sign up for THIS app:
5.The parent whose kid swung on the gate ONE TIME:
6.And the dad who fell while carrying his baby and scraped his leg...which then got INFECTED:
7.The parent who thought it'd be fun to take their kid to see their childhood home, and then drove up to see this:
8.The mom whose kid flew their drone into her hair:
9. And the parent who THOUGHT they'd completed everything they needed to for an overseas trip until...:
If you were my 2-year-old, where would you hide your brother's brand new passport?
— Amy Liptrot (@amy_may) January 31, 2023
10.The parent who — gag — found their daughter's hairbrush hanging in the shower looking like this:
11.The parents who have to burn the whole house down like Michael Myers is trapped inside:
12.And the parents who — after heavy rain — discovered their chimney's coal dust leaking all over their home and kid's toys:
13.The parent who ordered their kid new shoes and — big sigh — they came like this:
14.The mortified parent of a toddler who ran in front of this cart, forcing the supermarket worker to hit the brakes and send all of these expensive eggs crashing to the floor:
15.And the parent who was excited to take their daughter fishing, but had it end after 15 minutes when...:
16.The parent who was looking forward to enjoying this ice cream, then discovered their kid had eaten it, filled the carton with water, and froze it as a prank:
17.The parent who tried to make their kid a can of Chef Boyardee...which inexplicably came with no beef:
18.And the parents whose front yard was destroyed by wild boars...and I guess I have a new thing to worry about:
19. The mom whose kid was a little too enthusiastic about the prospect of her kicking the bucket:
My kids know that I’m asthmatic and very allergic to cats.Older daughter: “I don’t like cats because mommy’s allergic to them.”Younger daughter: “When mommy dies, I’m getting a cat!”
— Meena Harris (@meena) March 2, 2023
20.The mom who broke her tooth on a rogue bone in this sandwich:
21.And the parent who bought a bag of churros to surprise their kids with...and then had this happen:
22.The dad of this very large family whose sink just couldn't take it anymore:
23.The parent whose kid read 50 books for their elementary school's reading challenge, and then received this "reward":
24.And the (doggie) parent who came upon this scene:
25.The dad of a little one who said "Here Papa” and put these in his pocket...leaving one of their furniture pieces dangerously unstable:
26.The parent whose kids gifted them this jumbo container of pretzels for their birthday, and then — before they'd even eaten a single pretzel — found it like this:
27. And the dad who thought his kids were complimenting his cooking, and then found out he was very wrong:
last night 8 and 9 rated my dinner a 9. i felt great until i realized the scale they were using was 1 through 2,000. that's a bullshit range.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) March 2, 2023