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70 Fall Quotes That Make the Perfect Instagram Caption

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The autumn season gives us so much to smile about: pumpkin picking, apple picking, beautiful foliage and, of course, pumpkin spice everything. But if you need a little more fun during the fall, look no further than these hilarious fall puns and jokes that really bring out the best of the season. We've got quips around leaves, pumpkins and apples that will make you laugh out loud. Plus, there are a few on here that would make the perfect fall Instagram caption for all of your posts. Don't be-leaf us? Just take a look for yourself!

And while you're at it, be sure to check out our best jokes for kids, Halloween pun list and funny Thanksgiving jokes that should be shared with everyone you know.

Funny Fall Puns

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Photo credit: Getty Images
  • Fall is a-maize-ing.

  • After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.

  • Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.

  • I'm acorn-y person.

  • Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!

  • Hay there!

  • Don't even chai.

  • Donut know what I ever did without my PSL.

  • Orange you glad it's fall?

  • Trick or treat yo' self.

  • Resting witch face

  • Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.

  • I like you a latte.

  • You autumn know...

  • What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!

  • Hay girl, hay!

  • Fall-elujah

  • Blessed and pumpkin spice obsessed!

  • Witch fall flavor is your favorite?

  • It feels like scarecrows are stalking us.

  • Pumpkin spice and everything nice

  • You're nuttier than a fruitcake!

  • Pumpkin spice up your life!

  • You truly a-maize me!

  • Witches get stitches.

  • New pinecone, who dis?

  • Witchy-washy

  • This maze is going to be a piece of spice cake.

Fall Jokes

  • What month does every tree dread? Sept-timberrrrrrr!

  • How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

  • What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

  • What is the cutest season of the year? Awwwtumn.

  • What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.

  • What does one leaf say when he is angry? Leaf me alone!

  • What does autumn do when winter comes? Autumn leaves.

Pumpkin Puns

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Photo credit: Natalia Ganelin - Getty Images
  • Gourd of the Rings

  • Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern

  • Hey pumpkin, you're looking boo-tiful.

  • Go big or gourd home.

  • Have a gourd time!

  • With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.

  • Squash goals

  • Carving out some time for fun

  • Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about

  • Hello, gourdgeous.

  • Looking for puns? I'm a pun-king.

  • Smashing pumpkins

  • Easy as pumpkin pie

  • Oh my gourd!

  • You're my lil' chunk of pumpkin!

  • Snack-o-lantern

  • Pumpkin spice and chill

Apple Puns

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Photo credit: Anne Hawken - Getty Images
  • Apple-y ever after

  • I’ve got my eyes on the pies

  • You're the candy apple of my eye

  • I apple-laud your efforts

  • You're so a-peel-ing

Leaf Puns

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Photo credit: Wes Thompson - Getty Images
  • Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.

  • Don’t stop be-leafing

  • Don't leaf me hanging

  • What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.

  • You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.

  • You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.

  • We'll make you a be-leaf-er!

  • I can't be-leaf it!

  • Seeing is be-leaf-ing!

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