125 Christmas Instagram Captions Even Scrooge Would Love

125 Christmas Instagram Captions Even Scrooge Would Love

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Yep, Christmas is quickly approaching. The holiday season serves as the perfect opportunity to flood your Insta TL and TikTok FYP with holiday cheer. Of course when you're ready to share heartwarming holiday moments with your followers, you'll need the perfect Christmas Instagram caption.

Captions are the perfect way to showcase your excitement for the holiday. Can't wait to show off the cookies you baked for Santa in a Friendmas party dump? We've got a list of cute captions that will do all the talking for you. Did you snag the cutest matching pajama selfie with your boo underneath the mistletoe? Add a flirty caption to make your entire TL swoon. Try using a song lyric as the caption to the Instagram Story of your annual Christmas movie marathon.

Since the holidays are all about spending time with the people you love, you should be having fun, not stressing over the perfect caption. No worries, we've got you covered with a helpful list of Christmas Instagram captions that would make the meanest Scrooge have a sudden change of heart.

Cute Captions

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  • "Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy winter night."

  • "Unique like a snowflake."

  • "Just chillin'."

  • "The feeling of Christmas is in the air."

  • "Snow, coming to a street near you."

  • "Hibernation mode: On."

  • "Gotta find my fuzzy socks."

  • "More peppermint, please."

  • "Kindness is free, sprinkle that stuff everywhere."

  • "All roads lead home for the holidays."

  • "#Sleigh"

  • "Make it a December to remember."

  • "My favorite color is Christmas lights."

  • "I think as you grow older, your Christmas list gets shorter because the things you want can't be bought."

  • "Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever."

  • "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..."

  • "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."

  • "When life gives you snow, make snow angels."

  • "Keep calm and have a merry Christmas."

  • "Sparkly bows and mistletoe."

Winter Captions

  • "It's a winterful life."

  • "Hot chocolate. Warm blankets. Cold Nights."

  • "Cold as ice."

  • "I've got snowflakes on the brain."

  • "Flakes, flurries, swirls, crystals."

  • "Paradise doesn't have to be tropical."

  • "Everything is icy and blue."

  • "It's never too cold for iced coffee."

  • "The best thing about being in the snow is going back inside."

  • "Every day I'm shovelin'."

  • "It's a winter wonderland."

  • "We're all like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way."

  • "A snowflake is a winter butterfly."

  • "Happiness is the first track on fresh snow."

  • "Every snowflake is a kiss on your sweet, cold nose."

  • "The snow is sparkling like a million little suns."

  • "When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels."

  • "A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship."

  • "For people who had warm memories, winter is never cold to them."

  • "Have an ice day!"

  • "Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside."

  • "Feelin' frosty."

  • "The world changes when it snows."

  • "Resting Grinch face."

  • "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle."

Funny Captions

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  • "Your honor, I'm sleigh-ing."

  • "Single and ready to jingle."

  • "All I want for Christmas is food."

  • "You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy hot chocolate, and that’s kind of the same thing."

  • "I'm the only gift you need."

  • "Here's why I didn't make this year's nice list..."

  • "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle."

  • "Christmas is coming."

  • "All the jingle ladies."

  • "Sleigh my name, sleigh my name."

  • "Sleigh-in it."

  • "Believe in your elf."

  • "Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh."

  • "But first, let me take an elfie."

  • "Dear Santa...I can explain."

  • "All spruced up."

  • "Tis the season to sparkle."

  • "The elf did it."

  • "There's snow place like home."

  • "Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!"

  • "Dear Santa, define 'nice.'"

  • "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."

  • "Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?"

  • "I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list."

  • "Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Nevermind, I'll buy my own stuff."

  • "Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas."

  • "Feast mode."

  • "All I want for Christmas is you food."

  • "Forget the figgy pudding, I want cookies!"

  • "One more cookie and I swear I'll fit in the Santa costume."

  • "Current status: ready for a long winter's nap."

  • “Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.”

  • *Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star*

  • "Single bells, single bells, single all the way."

Flirty Captions

  • "The best part of cuffing season."

  • "The season just isn't the same without you."

  • "Love at frost sight."

  • "I love you snow much."

  • "Cuddle season ready."

  • "My favorite kind of snow angel."

  • "You're sweeter than hot chocolate."

  • "What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe."

  • "Sweater weather is better together."

  • "It's s'more than a feeling."

  • "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."

  • "Happy holi-bae."

  • "Meet me under the mistletoe."

  • "Smitten like a pair of mittens."

  • "You're the whole package."

  • "You rock my Christmas socks."

  • "Snuggled up together, like two birds of a feather would be ..."

Movie Captions

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  • "It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive." —The Holiday

  • "Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings." — It's a Wonderful Life

  • "I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year." — A Christmas Carol

  • "Some people are worth melting for." —Frozen

  • "Merry Christmas you filthy animals!" —Home Alone

  • "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." —Elf

  • "Do you want to build a snowman?" —Frozen

  • "Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store…maybe Christmas means a little bit more" —The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

  • "There’s children throwing snowballs, instead of throwing heads. They’re busy building toys and absolutely no one’s dead!" —The Nightmare Before Christmas

  • "First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle." —Elf

  • “I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.”Elf

  • "It's all humbug, I tell you. Humbug!" —Scrooge

  • “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.” —Elf

  • "Oh, Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.” —Miracle On 34th Street

  • "Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see." —The Polar Express

  • "Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?" —A Charlie Brown Christmas

Song Captions

  • "'Cause there's nothing more I need than you here with me, no gift would be better." —Jhené Aiko

  • "I should be playing in the winter snow, but I'ma be under the mistletoe." —Justin Bieber

  • "Kiss me on this cold December night.” —Michael Bublé

  • "Feeling Christmas all around, and I'm trying to play it cool." Ariana Grande

  • "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!" —Johnny Mathis

  • "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas." —Bing Crosby

  • "All I want for Christmas is you." —Mariah Carey

  • "We can hardly stand the wait. Please Christmas, don't be late." —Alvin & The Chipmunks

  • "Have yourself a merry little Christmas." —Frank Sinatra

  • "Silver bells, silver bells. It's Christmas time in the city." —Bing Crosby

  • "Deck the halls with boughs of holly." —Thomas Olliphant

  • "Although it’s been said, many times, many ways... Merry Christmas to you." —Mel Tormé

  • "You better watch out/ You better not cry/ You better not pout/ I'm telling you why/ Santa Claus is coming to town."

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