35 Absolutely Perfect Texts From 2023 That Make Me Laugh Uncontrollably No Matter How Many Times I've Seen Them

1.The Italian text:

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2.The partying text:

Twitter: @PicturesFoIder

3.The Timmy text:

"Are u TIm?" Response: a frog pic and "Tim I am not, frog I have got, happy I be, frog unto thee; frog has been shared, none shall be spared"; "Your no. and Tim's differ by only one"; "Tell me of Tim, his no. append, and to his phone a frog I shall send"
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4.The Uncle George text:

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u/witzmaster / Via reddit.com

5.The rock text:

Twitter: @MusicalChaotic

6.The smoothest text:

Twitter: @weirddalle

7.The milk text:

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8.The John text:

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9.The popular-singer text:

"Who is that singer I like, Fella pupa"; "??? Dua Lipa" "Yes"
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10.The furry text:

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11.The big fellah text:

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u/GeeseAreExcellent

12.The extremely bad-timing text:

Person sends a series of texts about how hurt they are that the person doesn't return their feelings, and response is, "Is your ice cream machine working can I have a small Oreo Mcflurry" and "Oh my god I didn't mean to send that I was driving"
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13.The most profound text:

"Is it slow?" "Dead, and they had me open an hour earlier" "Egg Wtf*" "Egg"
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14.The "Do Not Disturb" text:

"I'm driving with Do Not Disturb While Driving turned on; I'll see your message when I get when I'm going" "(I'm not receiving notifications; if this is urgent, reply 'urgent' to send a notification through with your original message)"
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15.The sunflower seed text:

"Me lookin at the 7-11 cashier yell 'Get the fuck out' knowing damn well I'm about to rapid fire sunflower seeds in his face" with photo of someone looking like they're about to explode
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16.The deal-of-a-lifetime text:

Person wants to pay for a $40 dresser with "$40 worth of apples"
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17.The Scraggly text:

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u/basically_benny / Via reddit.com

18.The "Happy New Year" text:

"Happy 2023 everyone"; response: photo of a hamster/gerbil drinking from a bottle with 'cement' caption"; "What is this Pat?" "Cement"
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19.The random number text:

Twitter: @a1_cesarpena

20.The animal-brawl text:

"If you ever want to kill an hour with a guy ask him what animals he thinks he could take in a fight": "What animal do you think you could take in a fight?" "Maybe a horse, do I get prep time?" "Yeah, but the horse gets it too"; "Then no"

21.The "quick word from our sponsors" text:

How are you? "I'm good but I'd be better if I had you in my arms"; "Moood, also smooth"; "You know what else is smooth? The transition to today's sponsor 'glass wire'": "Monitor your network activity and protect yourself from harmful sites"
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22.The delibery text:

"delibery ready" "8-minute timer started" "Can you please leave it by the door of apt2" "delibery"
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23.The mower text:

Person trying to trade a $19,000 car for a riding lawn mower that the seller will have to pick up
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24.The salad text:

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25.The Murf text:

Photo of an animated cartoon character with text "Kinda looks like my grandpa" and response is "Murf"
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26.The Arkansas text:

Person tells someone they got hacked, and when they say they did, person says "People are some weirdos" and gets "Arkansas" in response
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27.The receptionist text:

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28.The true love text:

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29.The what happened text:

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u/MyTerritory / Via reddit.com

30.The whale text:

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31.The mayo text:

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32.The wonderfully named text:

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33.The break-up text:

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34.The fine art text:

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u/iamquiteanidiot / Via reddit.com

35.And the grandma text:

Grandma texts "I am Grandma"

POWERFUL.

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Did you enjoy all those wacky pictures but really wish you could've been listening to some cool tunes while reading them? You're in luck, my friend. Check out this playlist of my favorite songs I listened to in 2023. Bless!