32 Wild And Hilarious Things People Actually Tweeted This Month So Far
Somehow, we're already halfway through June! Even though we have some time until the end of the month, there have already been plenty of gems on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
1.
Once your whimsy is gone, you are cooked.
— Kai (@kaiklops) June 15, 2023
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— P🎱ЯKŸ (@DavidSFV93) June 14, 2023
3.
got sent some pictures of myself from a night out which have shattered my self esteem and rattled my most fundamental perceptions of how i look pic.twitter.com/bWKz0pQrmW
— 🖱 (@ripmadeleine) June 14, 2023
4.
“do you know excel”no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.
— merrin (@wowzowee) June 15, 2023
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As a Los Angeles babysitter I have seen children’s birthday parties that would make Bernie Sanders kill himself
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) June 14, 2023
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Sending this to my friend at the function when it’s time to go https://t.co/sWR2eEA1cs
— probably cam (@camwasnthere) June 13, 2023
7.
I told my wife i wanted shoes for my birthday..... she planning surprises and hotels and dinner at ocean prime... that's at least 4 pair of shoes man pic.twitter.com/4qINXfm8wu
— KahleighComedy (@BigJunieKC) June 9, 2023
Warner Bros. / Twitter: @BigJunieKC
8.
Diet Coke… nature’s ozempic
— Маделейн . (@normalmadeline) June 9, 2023
9.
Haven't said "Wowzers" for a long time, probably due to grief.
— Unknown Shrew (@shrewtape) April 21, 2023
10.
seeing people wearing apple watches is so funny like go off ben 10
— hatsune shitski (@zephanijong) June 7, 2023
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She was horrified my STOMACHSNFS she was sick, had to shut it down immediately pic.twitter.com/ddb5JyZUYl
— ♤ (@haworthes) June 6, 2023
The Hollywood Reporter / Twitter: @haworthes
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— ম (@MON0MAMI) June 5, 2023
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Goodnight. pic.twitter.com/PDiEERGRXW
— Le𝕄ikey✪ (@L3Mik3y) June 3, 2023
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— aileen (@coolawsum) June 3, 2023
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got a little too high and now i can’t watch my movie because i know they’re all just pretending pic.twitter.com/3BzJNGtlh1
— 🧚🏾♀️ (@romanroyco) June 3, 2023
Searchlight Pictures / Twitter: @romanroyco
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me when i’m having a normal Sunday and then it hits 6pm pic.twitter.com/dEa0UCf2VT
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) June 2, 2023
17.
Knowing how to right click on a MacBook requires at least a master’s degree.
— Michael B. Jordana Brewster (@Kyla_Lacey) June 2, 2023
18.
Rest up little one we’ve got a long month ahead pic.twitter.com/LpgxfjmBbm
— ALEXANDER ROTH (@alexanderdroth) June 1, 2023
19.
the week leading up to your period they should have a guy come kill you
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) June 13, 2023
20.
As gay people, it is our right to lie to straight coworkers when they ask what we did over the weekend.
— Kiki (@ettapuss) June 12, 2023
21.
i wish they sold off-brand cars ill get me a damn Honder
— mia (@_demiaa) June 13, 2023
22.
me n my bestie pic.twitter.com/b7PxRGYcgO
— ✧ (@northstardoll) June 11, 2023
23.
Allot of y’all gone reach 25 and realize you haven’t done nothing with your life but get pregnant & fight. THE LIFE OF A PITBULL
— , (@sgrate_) June 10, 2023
24.
“queer joy” “queer heartbreak” “queer sociality” how about getting a queer job so you can make some queer money
— cornel east (@yourhammergirl) June 10, 2023
25.
he’s growing pic.twitter.com/Mx5UT94fah
— ༻❁༺ (@irisdelany) June 7, 2023
26.
“Go piss girl” has done irrevocable damage to my psyche
— jax (@jaxajueny) June 6, 2023
27.
Bae why didn’t you tell me about ur brockhampton phase? :/
— chris udalla (@Cudalla) June 5, 2023
28.
Ill come but is it ok if i wear my default outfit
— danlet (@evildanevil) June 4, 2023
29.
This isn’t the work of alcohol https://t.co/f1FxQdgCFN
— Alaye (@DeeGBP) June 2, 2023
30.
Happy Pride from my cleaning lady. pic.twitter.com/7vgbfG5rrY
— Justin (@justinweho) June 2, 2023
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pride monthhhhhh pic.twitter.com/mSXTKgeOyD
— VEIN 🔪 🩸 (@SO0u0o) June 1, 2023
32.
black mirror episode where a girl takes a selfy and shes like what the fuckkkk
— ivy ✡︎ (@wolktress) June 1, 2023
