31 Hilariously Blistering Comebacks To People Who Said Dumb Things
1. This laugh-out-loud comeback that's impossible to hate:
2. And this non-werewolf's comeback that hilariously destroyed this guy's logic:
3.This comeback that invalidated any complaint about the Cleveland Indians changing their names to the Guardians:
there are two teams named after socks. https://t.co/qjKKwSs6Vx
4.This daughter's reply that left her dad in a pile of ashes on the floor:
my daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie so I said “hey, the 90’s called” and she replied “yeah cause they couldn’t text” and godDAMMIT I’m getting really tired of my kids owning me
5.This comeback that served facts and a scalding burn to the costar of a sitcom that went off the air in 1993:
Actually, teen pregnancy & abortion peaked in the 90s, just like Kirstie Alley. https://t.co/doLBuMAH3h
6. And this comeback that landed a direct hit:
7.This funny response that'll make you go, "Actually, yeah":
@tolstoybb That’s what happens when you send the skaters that can pass a drug test.
8. This comeback that's so hilarious it feels like every moment in human history was building to it:
9.This comeback we should all save for future usage:
Was wearing a mask while pumping gas today and a 30’s something guy pulled up behind me, got out and said “Fucking Sheep”. To which I replied “Is that what you were doing before you got here?”😂🤣😷
10.This comeback that basically won Scarlett Johansson's lawsuit against Disney for her:
Disney has a theme park in Florida and it’s open. https://t.co/XB99J6nLga
11.This delightfully sarcastic comeback that'll make you go, "The power!":
One of my favorite things about pride month is celebrating the many achievements of the LGBTQ community, like when we collectively stole the rainbow from God https://t.co/qUz1zfFJli
12. And this funny comeback to an equally funny comment:
13. This retort that shows there are always two ways to look at things:
14. This comeback that deserves a place in the dad joke hall of fame:
15. And Wendy's, whose hottest chili could never burn anyone as badly as they burned Hooters:
16.This hilariously real reply:
The money you just put aside https://t.co/rAspqOLfIU
17. And this hilariously angry pedestrian's explanation of this article, so there's no need to read it:
18. This scalding comeback that David is going to be thinking about for a long while:
19. And this comeback that's just plain silly:
20. This reply from someone who Noah-s what she's talking about:
21. This brilliant response to snotty customers that, unfortunately, only works in France:
22. This reply to someone who can't even type "Garfield" LOL:
23.This comeback from an old woman with no F's to give:
male cashier cracked a joke & followed with “you should smile more” & before i could say anything the older african american woman behind me goes “PFFT hunny contrary to popular belief you don’t gotta smile for a fucking clown” & i hope her life has nothing but happiness & peace
24. And this person who turned getting called out for liking an old photo into comeback gold:
25. This comeback that'll make you respect the honesty:
26.Patton Oswalt's comeback skewering this ridiculous NRA tweet:
Kinda wish so many freedom seeds weren’t flying out of anger pipes into people’s thinky coconuts and organ barrels and making their loved ones leak so much boo-hoo water out of their peep orbs. https://t.co/WAbcXnuihr
27.This response you really can't argue with:
BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS BEST. https://t.co/ECQXqbo7rz
28.This comeback that's hilariously honest and on point:
when guys are like “i’m not gonna be able to cum with a condom on” it’s like, ok, cool. sorry to hear that. i’m probably not gonna be able to cum at all, so i guess we’ll get through this together.
