I'm Still Chuckling At These 31 Funny Tweets From The Week, And You Will Too
Welcome. Thanksgiving break is over, but there are still plentyyyy of memes to enjoy. Personally, I think the period between Thanksgiving and New Year's is *peak* joke time. It's the classic end-of-the-year slump — vacations are to be had and memes are to be made. Anyway, let's get right into it!
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my aunt said she was thankful for the best family in the world and I said “when are they coming?” and it MURDERED
— Zach Zimmerman (@zzdoublezz) November 23, 2023
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i was informed that someone at a birthday party last weekend let my 4 year old try soda for the first time (it was sprite) and when he tasted it he said "wow that is really zigzaggy"
— call me Morticia 🖤🌙🦇❄️ (@MortytheRN) November 22, 2023
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Good morning my mom has pre-9/11 ground sage pic.twitter.com/ejUcao3818
— Ryan 🏳️🌈 (@ryanwmscreative) November 23, 2023
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can they sit tf down and finish my toes instead of being messy 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/S49wBEdSUE
— marii (@Mariimarie12) November 25, 2023
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Sad day. My exes credit card that was linked in my Starbucks app has finally expired. I had a good run, nearly a year of free coffee. RIP.
— Holly | Kidney Bean Queen (@HollyBiology) November 26, 2023
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bro if you don’t hurry yo ass up and get on the polar express https://t.co/e9M7d5ohLG
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) November 26, 2023
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Burgers used to be called 'plain' and 'cheese'. Now they're called 'dirty mother clucker finger blaster' and 'The Whore'
— Ross Sayers (@Sayers33) November 21, 2023
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when i play the sims 4 on my macbook pic.twitter.com/lT7OzTocZl
— i like food (@messedupfoods) November 21, 2023
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Rihanna at F1. Same energy pic.twitter.com/11W0wenkzx
— Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 (@ScrewderiaF1) November 21, 2023
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Normalize sending memes to stay in touch cuz i ain’t got shit to say pic.twitter.com/gnDBLlr4IM
— Drebae (@Drebae_) November 22, 2023
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to those people out there with 2 jobs how much does clocking into that second shift make u wish u never existed
— hubert plant emoji (@postedinthecrib) November 25, 2023
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Everyone wants a bf like Timothee chalamet until it’s time to change a tire
— Des (@dandysm0tt) November 24, 2023
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discovered a buddy from college gaslit himself into loving running by applying a nicotine patch everytime he ran, and only when he ran on his fifth marathon
— Will Manidis (@WillManidis) November 26, 2023
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my aunt said my little cousin couldn’t watch his ipad during thanksgiving dinner and he threw this pie at the floor 😭 pic.twitter.com/ANT2LM9nMv
— Alex (@hannahtheebaker) November 23, 2023
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turkey going to the renaissance tour?! https://t.co/wITYz4AoO5
— zae (@itszaeok) November 24, 2023
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podcasts where you can tell they all hate each other but can't quit because it's too successful are the best
— vo (@vanillaopinions) November 25, 2023
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They got Ice Spice omg ! https://t.co/8wcgArZuZF
— georges (@_pure_444) November 21, 2023
OnlyMaker / Via onlymaker.com
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y'all ever be laying in bed and just start doing this pic.twitter.com/e9E5tHm9Rw
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) November 22, 2023
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mom uncovered an ancient relic today: my middle school ipod that i had engraved with my name and “district 12” 😭 pic.twitter.com/FSqa0GFC6a
— lauren 🎬 (@laurenjcoates) November 25, 2023
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my roommate just sent this photo to our landlord to inform them of the ceiling leaking.... pic.twitter.com/EPeTMVyyRR
— sage (@unholyseraphim) November 22, 2023
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yum!! pic.twitter.com/jkJd1EmXdY
— The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) November 24, 2023
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Beer kills brain cells? Yes - And I am using it to prune my brain. Too many dumb thoughts, let us trim it like a bonsai. What new beautiful thoughts will sprout, will blossom after these five miller high lifes…
— Benny Feldman (@Feldfrog) November 25, 2023
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love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. like exactly girl, movie night!
— YANA 🫀 (@otgyana) November 25, 2023
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Lana Del Rey album titles: https://t.co/y3PwTZcKI5
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) November 25, 2023
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this is sooo cute i wish fathers were real https://t.co/hJxpzsISY3
— mariana (@pastapilled) November 25, 2023
@francesca.scorsese / Via instagram.com
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Elon has lost his wife, his kids, 40 billion dollars, and his space ship crashed. It’s like a genre of country music that doesn’t even exist yet
— zach reinert (@zachreinert0) November 22, 2023
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pleased to see the twitter office fridges have found a loving home pic.twitter.com/2yidlaEPC2
— Neall (@neallseth) November 26, 2023
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Having a goofy ass mama gotta be terrifying.. https://t.co/uuVPPuflIp
— Darnell (@Consistent__D) November 25, 2023
31. And lastly, you're gonna have to click into this one, but it's *wheely* worth it.
So a little while ago I put my old office chair by my garbage bins. Was surprised to come home to this note on the door. The saga of my chair is amazing. pic.twitter.com/eeVWFqg8q0
— T O R I (@OhJeeToriG) November 25, 2023
Don't forget to follow these creators for more laughs! You can find more hilarious tweets from past weeks here.
