The 53 Funniest ‘The Last Dance’ Memes
With sports all-but-completely-cancelled in light of the COVID-19 pandemic, it's been a rough run for the usual ESPN faithful—with one bright spot. For 5 weeks (and a total of 10 hours), sports fans rallied around ESPN's documentary series The Last Dance, which focuses on Michael Jordan, his Chicago Bulls teammates, and their 1997-1998 quest for a sixth championship (spoiler: they won). The docuseries, which features exclusive all-access footage of that season, along with countless new interviews from the people involved, is just as funny as it is dramatic—which makes for quite a lot of content for the internet to make memes with.
As you might recall, Michael Jordan's crying face has been an internet meme ever since, well, he cried at his Basketball Hall of Fame induction in 2009. Now, with MJ on TV for two hours a week, internet meme content was created at an all-time pace (the NBA G.O.A.T. might hold that same distinction for memes). In particular, moments where Jordan reacts to his peers via tablet playback—Dennis Rodman talking about a trip to Vegas, Isiah Thomas talking about his 1992 Dream Team snub, and Gary Payton saying that he thought he got under Michael Jordan's skin defensively during the 1996 finals—have made for excellent fodder.
In the last couple episodes, people have begun to really notice a pattern: MJ creating motivation for himself at any cost. Did you say something to him? He's coming for you. Did you not say anything to him? He's coming for you. The man is a walking Catch-22 of basketball vengeance, and it's just spectacular.
Below, take a look at some of the funniest memes to come out of ESPN's The Last Dance. Hopefully you laugh as much at these as Michael Jordan did at the thought of Gary Payton slowing him down.
Perhaps the biggest revelation to come from the final two hours of The Last Dance was the epiphany that Jordan's legendary "Flu Game"—when he scored 38 points in game 5 of the 1997 finals while visibly ill—was actually not the flu at all. Rather, he and his trainer Tim Grover believed that he was sick from food poisoning, after a pizza was delivered by five guys (?), and MJ was the only one to eat it (and apparently ate all of it).
This revelation was a big one for the memes.
"You ordered pizza." pic.twitter.com/OpTYuqtDY1
— Tony Gerdeman (@TonyGerdeman) May 18, 2020
MJ was in Utah like pic.twitter.com/mjZea93QH6
— Josiah Johnson (@KingJosiah54) May 18, 2020
everyone's asking why MJ would order a pizza late at night when five sketchy guys hand delivered it to his hotel room...like have you not been watching the doc?? the dude LOVED to gamble
— Jessica Smetana (@jessica_smetana) May 18, 2020
“After eating cheese, it became personal with me and pizza.” — Michael Jordan probably https://t.co/SJjfRV3uza
— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) May 18, 2020
Not everyone's believing this pizza story, though.
best mj last dance lies ranked
1) every bull except me was doing drugs and hanging out w women in a hotel room
2) I didn’t push off (while video of him pushing off plays)
3) I ordered pizza in Utah during the finals under my own name and it was poisoned— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) May 18, 2020
And, well, whether it was food poisoning or the flu, MJ came out on top—as usual.
MJ crossing the flu off his list pic.twitter.com/8wupcL4C9b
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) May 18, 2020
There was also a 1998 Leonardo DiCaprio locker room appearance.
— Charlotte Wilder (@TheWilderThings) May 18, 2020
— Karen Howell (@karenehowell) May 18, 2020
Obviously the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood meme was rampant.
when Leonardo DiCaprio shows up in #TheLastDance pic.twitter.com/DETtIjvoeV
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) May 18, 2020
MJ's competitive streak was once again front and center. In fact, some could compare his shit-talking to everyday chatter that we all can see ourselves having.
Me greeting every single person at the bars once quarantine is over pic.twitter.com/SYuAdPSrAd
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) May 18, 2020
And, we know this man is always finding a way to get motivated.
Jordan's list of personal grievances pic.twitter.com/iHr2tXlZj1
— Jason Kirk 🤠😇 (@thejasonkirk) May 18, 2020
me to a spider when i let it walk away pic.twitter.com/UkM6hsvQ5k
— Nitz Bluv (@nitzbluv) May 18, 2020
The documentary also got into the backstory of former Jordan-teammate and current Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr; we saw him hit huge shots, and we saw him give fun/joking speeches in the aftermath of the Bulls' sixth title. We also saw him rock a mean Dad BBQ outfit.
“okay kids, who wants a hotdog and who wants a hamburger?” pic.twitter.com/6w52MtsbAA
— Andy Bowers ✪ (@andybowers_) May 18, 2020
One new sensation? A cheering Pacers fan being known only as "Pacers Karen"
When you have to wait more than 7 minutes for help at the Apple Store pic.twitter.com/Cy4zZZqfHr
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) May 18, 2020
When you’re tired of social distancing pic.twitter.com/paBYGsDVqD
— Andrew Hammond (@ahammTNT) May 18, 2020
Our next caller is Karen from Indiana... pic.twitter.com/lYqoUzjrbu
— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) May 18, 2020
I have never loved anyone as much as I love this woman. pic.twitter.com/ln5BTFB66W
— Nicole Auerbach (@NicoleAuerbach) May 18, 2020
Additionally, the final episode, again, honed in on Dennis Rodman. While The Worm was still a monster on the boards, the episode saw him briefly go AWOL in the midst of a pivotal Finals series; it turns out he was teaming up with Hulk Hogan to make an appearance on the nWo wrestling show.
in a 48-hour span: Dennis Rodman played hooky to no consequence, whooped DDP’s ass on Nitro, made the game-clinching free throws in a Finals game, and then went home with Carmen Electra.
this hot streak may never be conquered.— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) May 18, 2020
This man left after game 3 of the NBA FINALS to go to the WWE so he could wrestle and be part of the NWO 😂😂 I cannot believe it.
Dennis Rodman was MAD #LastDance pic.twitter.com/WCCCs4JrkF— ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ᴅɪʟʟᴇʀsᴏɴ (@JUANMUCH_69) May 18, 2020
Dennis Rodman is the pioneer of keeping your job and personal life separate. When he’s off the clock he is OFF the clock
— Sanch (@jsanchezcomedy) May 18, 2020
He was doing OK after the Bulls won the title, though.
There's being on top of the world and then there's this pic.twitter.com/eJTo6y5sYm
— Luggage Guy Trent (@BarstoolTrent) May 18, 2020
As always, MJ's style remains unparalleled. Jim Carrey and Lil Dicky would both approve of this choice.
The Mask(1994) pic.twitter.com/2qC8vT58oO
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) May 18, 2020
Many have begun noticing the pattern of MJ's self motivation. Seems like there's no real way around, to be honest.
Opponent: Hi
Michael Jordan: "That was all the motivation I needed."
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Opponent:
Michael Jordan: "And that was all the motivation I needed."— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) May 11, 2020
Michael Jordan’s motivational tactics get more and more ridiculous with each episode: “I was getting coffee in Seattle. The barista gave me a medium. I wanted a large. I was like, you think I’m a medium? Me? A medium? That was all I needed to burn that city to the ground.”
— DL (@davelozo) May 11, 2020
"he said good game to me."
*Michael Jordan pledges to obliterate him*
"he walked past me without saying a word."
*Michael Jordan pledges to obliterate him*
i'm sensing a trend.— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) May 11, 2020
The whole Last Dance documentary is just someone going “He said that to Michael Jordan.......he should’ve never said that”
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) May 11, 2020
#LastDance
Opposing player:
Literally just breathes the wrong way
Jordan: pic.twitter.com/EalfbeR4gb— Jay Coben (@ClassyCoben) May 11, 2020
someone tell Michael Jordan the coronavirus said it was better than him
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) May 11, 2020
Not to play Freud, but...
If Michael Jordan would have gotten therapy he would have averaged 4 points a game.
— stilo (@yungestilos) May 11, 2020
Seriously. There was no way around this man's basketball wrath.
some things we've learned about Michael Jordan
—don't taunt him, he will remember it forever and it will motivate him to destroy you
—don't *not* taunt him, it will allow him to create fictional taunts from you which will be even more effective at motivating him to destroy you— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) May 11, 2020
Michael Jordan when literally anyone high fives within 50 feet of him pic.twitter.com/duu2xAuX9g
— Jason Gallagher (@jga41agher) May 11, 2020
Gary Payton really thought he "took a toll" on Michael. Michael did not agree. "The Glove," he said after laughing quite a bit. "I had no problem with the glove. I had no problem with Gary Payton. I had a lot of other things on my mind." That last line, particularly, is incredible, directly after hearing how impassioned Payton sounded just a moment before. You cannot write comedy like this.
I could watch Michael Jordan reacting to iPad videos all day long #TheLastDance pic.twitter.com/gPdveIXv6D
— Matt Sullivan (@msully_94) May 11, 2020
"I had no problem with The Glove."#TheLastDance pic.twitter.com/kSEpx7MQZ2
— The Ringer (@ringer) May 11, 2020
A lot of fun was had with this moment.
Michael Jordan watching Gary Payton talking about how tough he played MJ is my new favorite thing ever. pic.twitter.com/g309YxiUjC
— Rachel Nichols (@Rachel__Nichols) May 11, 2020
When Michael heard Gary Payton say he tired him out pic.twitter.com/FI6QQA54H5
— Stephen A. Smith Burner (@SASBurnerAcct) May 11, 2020
Me reading back my own tweets before they go on to get 2 likes #TheLastDance pic.twitter.com/sFejVWtbVT
— BROTHER (@BrotherHQ) May 11, 2020
We'll definitely see the NFL start on time in September! pic.twitter.com/8ecsRJXgWy
— Ken Fang (@fangsbites) May 11, 2020
Gary Payton: To guard MJ all i had to do was tire him out
Michael Jordan: pic.twitter.com/UojKMsQinV— ChiseledAdonis (@chiseledadonis) May 11, 2020
Steph Curry's Warriors were better than the Bulls#thelastdance pic.twitter.com/9jjJCqNpjt
— FanDuel (@FanDuel) May 11, 2020
me when i realized Michael Jordan only agreed to be interviewed for this film so that we'd meme him doing other things than crying pic.twitter.com/wSPZnfulbi
— Jessica Smetana (@jessica_smetana) May 11, 2020
This man Michael Jordan is a walking meme😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Tt8VDfGTeO
— Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) May 11, 2020
Even other sports got in on it.
*Mitchell Trubisky drops back to pass*
NFL Defenses: pic.twitter.com/5ekAtkW2o8— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) May 11, 2020
The latest episode also touched on Jordan's offseason workout before his first full season back (after his brief run playing baseball): filming Space Jam.
The Last Dance just keeps getting better pic.twitter.com/557bGh13bu
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) May 10, 2020
“Make this free throw, ho.” — Michael Jordan to Bugs Bunny, Space Jam outtake
— Candace Buckner (@CandaceDBuckner) May 11, 2020
Me waiting for Bugs Bunny to talk about how Michael Jordan was an asshole on the set of Space Jam #TheLastDance pic.twitter.com/lSehGDJVbR
— Fire Lord Griffey (@oso_n3gro) May 11, 2020
Space Jam wasn't the only movie that got brought into this. ESPN's official SportsCenter account saw a late episode appearance by Reggie Miller (who said he wanted to be the one to take MJ down) and connected it to a movie about another gambler: Uncut Gems.
Reggie Miller: “This is it, I’m going to retire Michael Jordan.”
MJ:#TheLastDance pic.twitter.com/zuo3MnsxO4— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) May 11, 2020
We even got a Major League shout out!
Michael Jordan. Pedro Cerrano. Two guys who loved cigars & hated breaking balls. #TheLastDance pic.twitter.com/vBBdAfMvzC
— Stephen Nelson (@StephenNelson) May 11, 2020
In an earlier episode, Jordan watched footage of Detroit Pistons legend Isiah Thomas talking about his own exclusion from the 1992 Olympics "Dream Team." Thomas is believed to have been excluded from this team—which also included the likes of Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, and more—because of his bad relationship with Jordan.
I don’t know what went into that process. I met the criteria to be selected, but I wasn’t. Isiah Thomas on #TheLastDance/The Last Dance reaction video meme pic.twitter.com/svl8RX4Jtf
— all reaction videos (@allreactionvidz) May 5, 2020
Give credit to Isiah Thomas for doing the Last Dance interview even though he knew Jordan had homecourt advantage. We got the most meme-able moment of the documentary thanks to Isiah. pic.twitter.com/foOWxP5Prj
— J.A. Adande (@jadande) April 28, 2020
Is MJ the most memeable man alive? He just might be, folks. He just might be.
When people start beefing in the group chat pic.twitter.com/A1KxLkyEse
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) April 27, 2020
Me reading my drunk texts the next morning #TheLastDance pic.twitter.com/YP3Jo21Ij4
— meg (@meghan_cullen) April 27, 2020
When Jordan sees the Jordan crying meme getting replace by this new meme #LastDance pic.twitter.com/3mpgmrjsuM
— bonan the targaryen (@Jlrusang) April 27, 2020
The man is truly one of a kind. If you've ever been a basketball fan, or sports fan in general, I dare you to watch this clip and not get chills.
The end of Episode 7 ... WOW.#TheLastDance pic.twitter.com/N3c5lN0mLI
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) May 11, 2020
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