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There Are 30 Weird Things Pretty Much Every Runner Does

Women's Health

June 30, 2021 at 12:50 PM

There Are 30 Weird Things Pretty Much Every Runner Does

1.Tape their nipples

2.Know where all the local bathrooms are

3.Plan vacations around races

4. Block off weekend mornings for running

5.Own way too many shoes

6.Eat too many carbs

7.Carry around toilet paper

8.Wear finisher medals to brunch

9.Budget for a race expo

10.Display bibs and medals

11.Have an incredible knowledge of local geography

12.Go on runs with friends instead of grabbing coffee

13.Have intense feelings about sole thickness on shoes

14.Go for a run when you need energy

15.Spend time developing coffee/bathroom strategies

16.Become keenly aware of hills

17.Half your wardrobe is race shirts

18.Don’t have toenails

19.Swap injury stories

20.Spend way too much time foam rolling

21.Check Strava more than Facebook

22.Run virtual races

23.Propose at race finish lines

24.Enjoy being uncomfortable

25.Make playlists with the same tempo

26.Download long audiobooks

27. Get running themed tattoos

28.Buy too many water bottles

29.Run an extra lap to hit Garmin mileage

30.Hide your belongs in a bush while on a run

Yes, we know where every public bathroom and porta-potty is located within our community.

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