Attention, Corny Joke Fans: These Easter Jokes Will "Crack" You Up

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1) What do rabbits say before they eat?
“Lettuce pray.”
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2) What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A new dye-job.
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3) Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?
They have hare conditioning.
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4) How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
Because then it would be a foot!
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5) Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Because they wanted better celery.
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6) Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?
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7) Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn’t have the hare fare.
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8) What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
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9) What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
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10) Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
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11) Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket!
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12) How can you make Easter preparations go faster?
Use the eggs-press lane.
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13) What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial!
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14) Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
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15) How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
Look for the gray hares.
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16) How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?
He’s hoppy.
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17) What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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18) What do you call a transformer bunny?
Hop-timus Prime.
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19) How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
He gets hopping mad.
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20) Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get all the Easter eggs?
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21) What do you call a forgetful rabbit?
A hare-brain.
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22) Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he is a party pooper.
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23) What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
Jellybeans.
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24) Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?
Because an egg beater!
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25) What do you call a zen egg?
An ommmmmmlet.
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26) Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro
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27) Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?
The outside.
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28) How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
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29) How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so nice?
He uses hare spray!
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30) Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get all the Easter eggs?
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31) What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?
They're both famous for stuffing baskets.
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32) Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
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33) How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs?
He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off-season.
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34) What do you get when you pour boiling water into a rabbit hole?
Hot, cross bunnies!
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35) Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet!
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36) What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A runny bunny.
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37) Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi the eggs all around the backyard!
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38) Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher eggs in the basket!
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39) What's the best way to make Easter easier?
Put an "i" where the "t" is.
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40) Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
The bunny hill.
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41) How does every Easter end?
With an "r!"
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42) What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
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43) How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.
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44) Where does Christmas come before Easter?
The dictionary!
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45) What did one Easter egg say to the other?
“Heard any good yolks today?”
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46) Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
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47) Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
IHOP.
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48) What kind of stories do Easter eggs like to tell their children?
Yolk tales.
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49) Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter egg hunt gonna start?
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50) What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-day!
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51) What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
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52) Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny’s been hiding my Easter eggs!
RELATED: Creative Easter Gifts for Kids That Are Just Too Cute
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53) Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.
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54) What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
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55) What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
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56) What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.
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57) How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Eggs-ercise!
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58) Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
Because he is too young to drive!
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59) Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew?
She said there was a hare in her soup.
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60) What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker.
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61) I was going to tell you a joke about an egg …
… but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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62) What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
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63) What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?
A receding hare-line.
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64) Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store!
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65) What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggspelled!
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66) How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?
With a hare brush!
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67) What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
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68) What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?
The bunny hop!
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69) Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!
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70) Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his eggs!
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71) It’s true that bunnies have have good eyesight …
… You never see a bunny wearing glasses, after all!
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72) Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?
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73) What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?
It was eggs-cellent!
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74) What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!
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75) Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
It's a tender tail!
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76) Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
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77) Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From an eggplant!
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78) What do you call a rabbit who makes good jokes?
A funny bunny!
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79) What kind of stories do Easter bunnies like best?
Ones with hoppy endings!
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80) Why was the Easter Bunny upset?
He was having a bad hare day.
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<p>Because they wanted better celery.</p>

<p>Who's there? <br>Arthur.<br>Arthur who? <br>Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?<br></p>

<p>Who’s there?</p><p>Howie.</p><p>Howie who?</p><p>Howie gonna get all the Easter eggs?</p>

<p>They're both famous for stuffing baskets.</p>

<p>Because he kept quacking the eggs!</p>

<p>He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off-season.</p>

<p>Because he has four rabbits' feet!</p>

<p><em>Who’s there?</em><br>Heidi.<em><br>Heidi who?</em><br>Heidi the eggs all around the backyard!</p>

<p><em>Who's there?</em><br>Butcher.<em><br>Butcher who?</em><br>Butcher eggs in the basket!</p>

<p><em>Who's there?</em><br>Wendy. <em><br>Wendy who?</em><br>Wendy Easter egg hunt gonna start?</p>

<p><em>Who's there?</em><br>Some bunny.<em><br>Some bunny who?</em><br>Some bunny’s been hiding my Easter eggs!</p><p><strong>RELATED:</strong> <a href="https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/easter-ideas/g1027/10-easter-baskets-and-fillers/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Creative Easter Gifts for Kids That Are Just Too Cute;elm:context_link;itc:0" class="link ">Creative Easter Gifts for Kids That Are Just Too Cute</a></p>

<p><em>Who’s there?</em><br>Police.<em><br>Police who? </em><br>Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.</p>

<p>Because he is too young to drive!</p>

<p>She said there was a hare in her soup.</p>

<p>… but it's not all it's cracked up to be.</p>

<p>She had to call an eggs-terminator!</p>

<p>Because the chicken had his eggs!</p>

<p>… You never see a bunny wearing glasses, after all!</p>

<p><em>Who's there?</em><br>Alma.<em><br>Alma who?</em><br>Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?</p>

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February 28, 2023, 5:43 PM

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1) What do rabbits say before they eat?

2) What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

3) Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?

4) How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?

5) Why did the bunnies go on strike?

6) Knock, knock!

7) Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?

8) What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

9) What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

10) Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

11) Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?

12) How can you make Easter preparations go faster?

13) What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

14) Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?

15) How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?

16) How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?

17) What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished?

18) What do you call a transformer bunny?

19) How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?

20) Knock, knock!

21) What do you call a forgetful rabbit?

22) Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?

23) What kind of beans never grow in a garden?

24) Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?

25) What do you call a zen egg?

26) Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?

27) Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?

28) How do rabbits travel?

29) How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so nice?

30) Knock, knock!

31) What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?

32) Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

33) How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs?

34) What do you get when you pour boiling water into a rabbit hole?

35) Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

36) What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?

37) Knock, knock!

38) Knock, knock!

39) What's the best way to make Easter easier?

40) Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?

41) How does every Easter end?

42) What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

43) How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

44) Where does Christmas come before Easter?

45) What did one Easter egg say to the other?

46) Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

47) Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?

48) What kind of stories do Easter eggs like to tell their children?

49) Knock, knock!

50) What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

51) What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

52) Knock, knock!

53) Knock, knock!

54) What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?

55) What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

56) What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?

57) How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

58) Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?

59) Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew?

60) What do you call a mischievous egg?

61) I was going to tell you a joke about an egg …

62) What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?

63) What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?

64) Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

65) What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?

66) How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?

67) What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

68) What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?

69) Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?

70) Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

71) It’s true that bunnies have have good eyesight …

72) Knock, knock!

73) What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?

74) What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?

75) Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?

76) Why did the Easter egg hide?

77) Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

78) What do you call a rabbit who makes good jokes?

79) What kind of stories do Easter bunnies like best?

80) Why was the Easter Bunny upset?