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Attention, Corny Joke Fans: These Easter Jokes Will "Crack" You Up

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April 4, 2023 at 3:07 PM

1) What do rabbits say before they eat?

2) What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

3) Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?

4) How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?

5) Why did the bunnies go on strike?

6) Knock, knock!

7) Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?

8) What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

9) What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

10) Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

11) Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?

12) How can you make Easter preparations go faster?

13) What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

14) Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?

15) How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?

16) How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?

17) What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished?

18) What do you call a transformer bunny?

19) How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?

20) Knock, knock!

21) What do you call a forgetful rabbit?

22) Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?

23) What kind of beans never grow in a garden?

24) Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?

25) What do you call a zen egg?

26) Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?

27) Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?

28) How do rabbits travel?

29) How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so nice?

30) Knock, knock!

31) What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?

32) Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

33) How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs?

34) What do you get when you pour boiling water into a rabbit hole?

35) Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

36) What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?

37) Knock, knock!

38) Knock, knock!

39) What's the best way to make Easter easier?

40) Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?

41) How does every Easter end?

42) What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

43) How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

44) Where does Christmas come before Easter?

45) What did one Easter egg say to the other?

46) Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

47) Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?

48) What kind of stories do Easter eggs like to tell their children?

49) Knock, knock!

50) What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

51) What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

52) Knock, knock!

53) Knock, knock!

54) What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?

55) What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

56) What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?

57) How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

58) Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?

59) Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew?

60) What do you call a mischievous egg?

61) I was going to tell you a joke about an egg …

62) What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?

63) What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?

64) Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

65) What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?

66) How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?

67) What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

68) What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?

69) Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?

70) Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

71) It’s true that bunnies have have good eyesight …

72) Knock, knock!

73) What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?

74) What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?

75) Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?

76) Why did the Easter egg hide?

77) Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

78) What do you call a rabbit who makes good jokes?

79) What kind of stories do Easter bunnies like best?

80) Why was the Easter Bunny upset?

Celebrate the holiday with these best Easter jokes for kids, including punny one-liners, knock-knock jokes and "hare"-raising gags.

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