Celebrate Christmas With These Super-Naughty Pickup Lines
When the weather outside is frightful and the fire is so delightful, turn the heat up even higher with Christmas pickup lines for the special someone you have your eye on, be it a dating app match you know will enjoy it or your partner of a million years. Christmas only comes around once a year, so now is just about the only time holiday pickup lines really make sense. Don’t let the opportunity to be a creatively flirty genius pass you by!
Pickup lines can be a little cheesy, yes, but when delivered to the right person with finesse, they can kick off a delightfully flirty chat. However, it’s important to remember that pickup lines should be used consensually, so use them only if you know they’ll be well-received. You’re trying to make them feel merry and bright, not embarrassed. If you’re eyeing a cutie IRL, make eye contact and smile first, and suss out whether you have the green light to approach. Say hello first, make small talk, and if you sense they’d appreciate a flirty pickup line, lay it on them easy—something tame, they are a stranger after all. The same can be said if you’re flirting with a dating app match. Exchange a few lines of conversation before sending them something flirty. Think about how you’d like to be approached online! And if you have an exclusive partner, consider a Christmas pickup line like a sexy stocking stuffer: a surprise treat that can make them laugh and turn up the heat.
Below, 65 sexy Christmas pickup lines that range from the very nice to the very naughty— just in time to secure yourself a New Year’s kiss (or perhaps something a bit more 😉).
If you want to make them your permanent Santa baby:
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
You’re the only reindeer for me.
If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
All I want for Christmas is you. *cue Mariah Carey singing*
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I didn’t think I was a snowman but you just made me melt.
Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you.
I’ll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Thanks to you, I never have a blue Christmas.
I don’t have a Christmas list ’cause you’re already the best gift.
You're the only thing I want under the tree this year.
Are you a lawyer? Because I think you might be looking for a Mrs. Clause.
You're at the top of my wishlist.
There's snow place like your arms this Christmas.
When you want to get naughty with your partner:
Want a gift? Because my best toys run on batteries.
Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too.
Wanna Scrooge?
I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas?
Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because we could go all the way.
How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?
Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.
We don’t need a sleigh, you can ride me instead.
Wanna see the toys the elves made for adults?
Let’s both be naughty and save Santa the trip tonight.
Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I know what gift I want to give you tonight.
I want your chestnuts roasting on my open fire.
Santa isn’t the only one coming to town.
Call me your Christmas tree, because you’re turning me on.
Come over here and let me jingle your bells.
Let’s deck the halls with each other.
The star on the tree isn't the only star on top.
Are you ornaments? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you looking to get fa-la-la-la-laid?
You're the first gift I want to unwrap on Christmas morning.
When you want them to know they sleigh:
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
There’s snow one like you.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen because I bet you look this good year-round.
Call me Rudolph because you just sleighed me.
Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
I was going to warm my hands by the fireplace but you’re much hotter.
You’re not just a gift, you’re the whole package.
You’re my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Did it just start snowing in here? You took my breath away.
You’re my top artist on this year’s Spotify Wrapped.
Do you see what I see? You’re the perfect holiday date.
Let’s get drinks ’cause I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I don’t need Christmas lights, you’re already shining so bright.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, angel?
Do you live in an igloo? Because you're pretty cool.
You're hotter than cocoa.
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