35 of the Best "Friends" TV Show Quotes
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Friends premiered in the '90s and lasted for 10 years before ending in 2004. Even though it's been about 17 years since the last new episode aired, Friends is still as popular as ever and a huge part of today's pop culture. BTS' RM even said he learned English from watching the show. While the show is no longer streaming on Netflix, you can watch Friends on HBO Max. And if you’re a super fan don't forget to check out the two hour long reunion episode.
One of the best parts of Friends is the incredible and iconic one-liners from the show's cast of memorable and beloved characters. Here are 35 best Friends quotes.
Ross
"We were on a break!"
"PIVOT!"
"In Vegas. I was so drunk, I could've married Joey."
"I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat." - Ross
"Unagi."
“Brussels sprouts? That’s worse than no food.”
Joey
"How you doin’?"
"I don't need that kind of talk in my house!"
"Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."
"I'm a doctor, not a mathematician."
"Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?"
“These are just feelings. They’ll go away.”
Monica
"They don't know that we know that they know!"
"Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!"
"Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?"
"Listen, Phoebe, I could have had you if I had wanted you."
"You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha."
"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it."
Rachel
[Talking about Joey] "Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?"
"Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more "ESPN" and a little less 'E.'?"
"I don't want my baby's first words to be 'How You Doing?'"
"Everything you need to know is in that first kiss."
"Okay, no uterus, no opinion."
"He's so pretty, I want to cry."
Chandler
"I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way."
"Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children... The personal ad writes itself."
"...And yet, I never run into Beyonce."
"I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name."
"You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance."
"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"
Phoebe
"Oh, Pheebs is short for Phoebe I thought that's just what we called each other."
"Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to."
"I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it."
"God, I love how sexy I am."
"13 bathrooms in this place, I threw up in a coat closet."
"It's so exhausting, waiting for death."
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