My 3-ingredient Lifesaver Is Called Minimalist Chile Crisp

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Something to cook

In a kitchen without my usual spice brigade, I’ve adapted to my biological need for chile crisp with what I call Minimalist Chile Crisp. I stole it from this steak recipe by Andy Baraghani. Three ingredients: Fry sliced or chopped garlic in whatever oil over low-ish heat until it’s browned and crispy, pour it all into a little bowl where a tablespoon of red chile flakes is waiting. This condiment has saved a boring batch of lentils, all my scrambled eggs, and maybe even my marriage. Just kidding, I’m not married. But I bet it WOULD!

Spice things up: Steak Short Ribs with Crispy Garlic and Chile Oil

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Photo by Laura Murray

Food media gains

A literary magazine centered around Taco Bell but not officially authorized by the chain came to my attention this week. As a lover of the literary and nacho arts, I am tempted to submit my own poem to Taco Bell Quarterly:

There once was a girl from Houston.
Who couldn’t hold her Taco Bell toots in.
She leaned over quick,
And cried out with an “ick!”
Then realized her Zoom was unmuted.

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The big bag

Ever notice how coffee beans just run out? Especially in a household full of PEOPLE? My out-laws have found an impressive solution to this recurring problem, which is to buy the motherload FIVE-POUND bag of beans from Intelligentsia. Free shipping and everything. It’s a little over a month’s supply. I felt the need to share this insider tip with you.

P.S.: Here are more places to order great coffee online.

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More insider tips

If you saw chef Ashleigh Shanti making strawberry compote to go with her lacy-delicious cornmeal pancakes from our May issue on Instagram this week, you may have thought to yourself: WOW THAT ROBE LOOKS COZY, WONDER WHERE IT’S FROM. Just me? Well all is revealed (thanks, Ashleigh): it’s Reigning Champ. Merely looking at it makes me want to take a nap in a patch of sunlight. BRB.

Get the recipe: Lacy Cornmeal Pancakes With Strawberry Compote

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Unnecessary food meme of the week

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Unnecessary food feud of the week

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KID EDITION. For staffers at home with their own kiddos or siblings, I wanted to hear about the fights over Cheddar Bunnies and whatnot. One of Julia Kramer’s sons has eaten “nothing but rice, tortillas (cold from the fridge and not warmed up), and cheese sticks for 6 weeks.” Chris Cristiano confessed that his brother “tried to ripen an avocado by putting it in the oven.” Awww, how old is your brother? I asked. “38.” Meryl Rothstein’s sweet daughter is going through a highly specific phase in which no food she’s given should be cut into kid-sized pieces. “No cut!” the tiny queen demands. Adam Rapoport sent me a list of 28 feuds he’s had with his offspring, such as, “He likes more jelly than peanut butter on his PB&J—that is a total amateur move.” Then Chris Morocco, whose two children have made a few cameos in recent BA videos, let it out:

“They want to eat applesauce on my bed. They compete to see whose banana has brown mushy spots BECAUSE THEY LIKE THE BROWN MUSHY SPOTS ON BANANAS! They will only eat orange cheddar, never white, even though they taste exactly the same. They refer to the orange cheddar as ‘blue cheese’ because Cabot’s version comes in a blue wrapper. They spat out the grilled cheese I made on camera because it had ‘too much flavor.’” Good luck out there, Chris!

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