29 Random McDonald's Items That Actually Existed And, Like, Yes, They Actually Served SOUP At One Point
1.First, the McPizza (yes, this wasn't just a fever dream):
Fun fact: You can still order a McPizza at one location in Orlando!
2.Back when apple pies were actually DEEP-FRIED:
3.The Catfish Sandwich:
4.These McDonaldland Cookies that I can still smell:
5.The Hula Burger, a short-lived '60s product that was literally just...grilled pineapple and cheese on a bun:
6.Mighty Wings, which lasted on the menu for just a year:
Not so mighty after all.
7.McSalad Shakers, because who wouldn't want to eat salad in a fun little cup?
8.McSpaghetti for when you wanted to treat your special someone to a fancy dinner:
9.McStuffins, aka the McDonald's equivalent of a hot pocket:
10.The Pasta Zoo Happy Meal, which had animal-shaped pasta, dipping sauce, and a fun toy:
11.These Fish McBites I 100% forgot were a thing:
To be fair, it was limited edition. But still, these were weird!
12.The Smarties McFlurry, which disappeared in 2015:
13.The McDLT, a classic cheeseburger served in a Styrofoam container that separated the meat from the veggies (tomatoes! lettuce!!!) and sauce:
14.The Nerds McFlurry straight from Mr. Wonka himself:
15.Those ooey-gooey, good ol' Cinnamon Melts:
16.Onion Nuggets, which were, uh, a cross between onion rings and nuggets:
17.The fancy-schmancy Chopped Beefsteak Sandwich:
18.Chicken Selects, which were sadly phased out for good in 2020:
19.These itty-bitty Chicken McBites:
20.The Chicken Fajitas, a '90s experiment that should probably stay there:
21.The McLobster, a short-lived seasonal item consisting of a lobster roll served on a hot dog bun with "lobster sauce":
This is still available at some locations in Canada!
22.The short-lived Mozzarella Sticks:
I've also seen them referred to as Dippers.
23.The mouthwatering Arch Deluxe, which they should honestly bring back:
24.The McHotDog:
You can still get one of these in Japan.
25.Szechuan Sauce:
The sauce first came out in 1998 to go with the Mulan Happy Meal toys. It was then brought back for just a single day in 2017 due to the demand of Rick and Morty fans. It was also temporarily available as an app-only exclusive back in March.
26.The Big N' Tasty, which was supposed to compete with Burger King's Whopper:
27.The Shanghai McNuggets, a 1987 item that came with fortune cookies, chopsticks, and sauces like teriyaki and sweet-and-sour:
Yeesh.
28.McSoup, which was literally just...this???
29.And finally, these classic Happy Meal toys:
BRING. THEM. BACK.
