These 29 Funny Tweets From The Week Will Keep Me Entertained Until Thanksgiving
G'day and happy mid-November! We're just about a week away from Thanksgiving, and I don't know about you, but holiday decorations are cropping up EVERYWHERE by me. I'm just about ready to chop a pine tree down and make my house verrry festive.
Anyhoo, I don't want to get too ahead of myself with excitement, so in the meantime, here are some of the best tweets from the last week to bide us some time:
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had a dream that i tweeted “i just love salmon so much” and someone quote tweeted it “bears in the summer be like”
— latke (@latkedelrey) November 8, 2023
2.
this is who my prozac is constantly fighting against? bffr https://t.co/LatA6oCsI3
— J (@Jimbo00o) November 9, 2023
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures/Pixar / Via youtube.com
3.
My mom’s friends have this cow thats super dangerous because it was some girl’s FFA project county fair entry and she taught it to jump up on you excitedly and to try to play like a big dog and it crushes people
— 🔎Al🔍 (@SweatieAngle) November 9, 2023
4.
I mean I’d be tired too. Building a damn house every week while my coworker makes a chore wheel. https://t.co/B6m9G9JApY
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) November 14, 2023
Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images / Via Twitter: @ihatejoelkim
5.
girl this over some ice…. https://t.co/IOqBypbImU
— the girl in the picture (@ivanalysette) November 8, 2023
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I’m driving around turning tv’s off🤧😭🤣 pic.twitter.com/xEw1YvQCqf
— T Key (@b3damfndonn) November 7, 2023
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My father in law’s mouse pic.twitter.com/hwTkIZhfap
— New town every hour (@TownsUsa) November 9, 2023
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going to my friends to get ready https://t.co/gUXJkNXtXd
— 🇵🇸 (@venusian_doll) November 13, 2023
10.
Phillip cheese steak pic.twitter.com/k8hf6VKA9w
— me (@boltsfood) November 9, 2023
11.
the sandwiches on that lilo and stitch game https://t.co/V8YtekQVZ2
— ana•stasia 🍉 (@ohmystass) November 11, 2023
12.
When I hooked up with the drummer of MGMT his skinny jeans were so tight he couldn't get them off. Lol
— Marisa Baldassaro (@Nerdspringbreak) November 13, 2023
13.
looks like yacht's back on the menu boys https://t.co/H9YLiwPQ27
— whalefact (@awhalefact) November 8, 2023
Brian Gisborne/AP / Via Twitter: @awhalefact
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Pop Crave could break Watergate but Woodward and Bernstein could never tell you that Bebe Rexha stuns in newly shared photos. https://t.co/E5GzFpI0Kt
— Peter Twinklage (@PeterTwinklage) November 13, 2023
HUM Images/Universal Images Group via Getty Images / Via Twitter: @PeterTwinklage
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RIP cowboy holding a stick of dynamite pic.twitter.com/v3AqPdMboQ
— Jamison Webb (@jamisonwebb) November 13, 2023
16.
Screen time down 14% last week pic.twitter.com/79tIQ5YmF0
— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) November 12, 2023
The Gilded Age / HBO / Via Twitter: @rosedommu
17.
NO ONE TOLD ME THE CURTAINS AREN’T SOUNDPROOF?!
— tasha bryenton (@tashabryenton) November 8, 2023
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sorry but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm yeah I’m thinking enemy
— actually it’s good (@yungchomsky) November 6, 2023
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"23 people have died in this house"Families in horror movies: pic.twitter.com/RU2erxD2Fy
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) November 9, 2023
iStockPhoto by Getty Images / Via istockphoto.com
21.
Her: let me see your cutMe: pic.twitter.com/1sqbnzV1Sn
— toxic king (@777jorgeivan) November 7, 2023
22.
i am NOT a cocomelon parent…you gon sit down and watch aljazeera
— mar ✧*･ﾟ (@queeniemarini) November 7, 2023
23.
me in my room thinking about how to get money without working pic.twitter.com/znLqxv05P0
— 2000s (@PopCulture2000s) November 7, 2023
The CW / Via Twitter: @PopCulture2000s
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This remains one of the best pictures of all time. Makes me wanna grab him by his legs and start swinging him around pic.twitter.com/xvy6qWps1M
— Faggot Jackass (@GeebMinister) November 7, 2023
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me as soon as i get anywhere pic.twitter.com/ohuEhXB46j
— 𝕽 (@lowkyric) November 8, 2023
26.
dr WHAT pic.twitter.com/AA5wL3VaWi
— lukas (@knockedlukas) November 8, 2023
27.
personally i don’t do this https://t.co/m3xDvRX1R1
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) November 7, 2023
28.
do u wanna smoke here pic.twitter.com/ONJXksZhRR
— ̊ (@doxie_gay) November 10, 2023
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everybody just having fun & zendaya dancing like her rent was 600 days past due 😭 https://t.co/4FtL7qQjdJ
— ? (@aliyahInterlude) November 7, 2023
GMA / Via Twitter: @aliyahInterlude
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