29 Creepy, Bizarre, And Inappropriate Ornaments I Just Can't See Father Claus Approving Of
1. I sure hope this baby Jesus isn't historically accurate.
2. Nor this one, that looks like a thumb.
3. I gotta applaud this one for its creativity.
4. This is a genuinely terrifying creation.
This ornament from ATBGE
5. I can only guess at the meaning of this abomination.
I can’t wait to hang this on someone’s tree next Christmas! (Covertly, of course) from WTFgaragesale
6. I didn't realize Christmas had become rated R.
7. Keep this one away from kids.
8. This spaghetti ornament was surely made by heathens.
9. This ornament is clearly meant for Misty from Yellowjackets.
10. This Olaf has seen some real messed up stuff.
That wasn't a fluke — they were all this terrifying. Here's another photo from a different user.
11. This angel reminded me of a certain Lonely Island song.
12. And this angel that appears to be holding...a candle. Yeah, let's just say a candle.
13. This emoji ornament is staring into my soul, and not in a good way.
14. This merman ornament is not so much disturbing as it is extremely random.
Nothing says Christmas like a buff, blue tailed, Catholic Merman with a swaddled new born baby, who for some reason is wearing a belt with fleshy belt loops. from CrappyDesign
15. In case you were hoping Christian Merman Dad Ken was sorry — he's got a partner and another baby on the way.
16. There's an entire collection, actually.
I have a thing for unique niche items so I had to pick up these merman ornaments at the Goodwill. 99 cents each, in all their glittery perfection. Not pictured is Mr. Cosmo Leather Merman (he’s on my tree). from ThriftStoreHauls
17. Shirtless men as Christmas ornaments: It's a whole industry, apparently.
Ordered a Santa Christmas ornament from Etsy, when opening it this was under the label… i did not order a male stripper ornament btw 🤦🏼♀️ from funny
18. I know we all loved multiverse stuff this year, but a Santa Spider-Man seems like a bit of a reach.
19. Pretty sure this is the multiverse version of Batman that does kill people.
20. These are definitely not haunted.
21. Nor is this.
22. Or this!
23. Don't forget these.
My mom got us all these ornaments “by Richard Simmons” for Christmas. I think they need an exorcism. from funny
24. This one's gotta be cursed.
25. Mom, can you come pick me up? I'm scared.
26. This ornament had a special not-freaky-at-all surprise.
Picked my parents up at the airport last night after a vacation in Hawaii. They bought a new Christmas ornament for their trip. from funny
27. These ornaments sent a confusing message.
28. Not sure why these pig ornaments have gaping buttholes, but okay.
29. And finally, I'm sorry in advance you had to see this:
