28 Unforgivable Things Starbucks Baristas Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And 7 Things They Absolutely Love

1.Starbucks employees hate when you think every single drink is for you:

meme saying the same thing as the headline

2.Starbucks employees hate when you make them ask this question over and over:

the question is hot or iced

3.And then act like it's their fault when you couldn't decide what you wanted:

meme about getting sad when someone yells at you that they ordered it iced

4.Starbucks employees hate when you don't step up right away:

meme of a seagull yelling who is up next

5.Starbucks employees hate when you order a TON of food items at once and expect things to go smoothly:

large order

6.Starbucks employees hate when you wait in a drive-thru line like this while the parking lot is empty and STILL complain about how long it took:

long line of cars
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7.Starbucks employees hate when you act like you're the only black coffee drinker left in the world:

tweet about a pretentious man who drinks only black coffee

8.Starbucks employees hate when you ask this exact question:

the question is is my drink annoying to make

9.Starbucks employees hate when you get a super-annoying-to-make TikTok drink:

meme of spiderman with a clown detector that says people who ask for a doppio to be filled with milk

10.Starbucks employees hate when you think store hours don't apply to you:

google review of someone mad starbucks was closed at 8

11.Starbucks employees hate when your order literally does not make any sense:

scone order that says both warmed and not warmed

12.Starbucks employees hate when you stare at them like a coffee-making zoo animal:

meme of a customer staring at a barista while making a drink

13.Starbucks hate when you order a monstrosity like this:

drink with 40 pumps of syrup

14.Starbucks employees especially hate when you pour your coffee into the trash can after not asking for room:

meme about someone pouring their coffee into the trash

15.Starbucks employees hate when you act like one store fits all:

meme about someone saying the other store did it for me

16.Starbucks employees hate when you scream your order at them:

tweet of a barista being cut off immediately after saying hi

17.Starbucks employees hate when you don't realize that two different items can take different amounts of time:

"I literally just handed you your coffee. Does it look like I have any fucking clue when your food is coming out?"

18.Starbucks employees hate when you take the wrong drink:

meme of someone who ordered a hot drink holding a cold one and wondering if it is for them

19.Starbucks employees absolutely hate it when literally anyone orders a frappe:

tweet reading if you come to starbucks and don't order a frappe you're my favorite type of customer

20.Starbucks employees hate when you just add cold foam to everything:

meme of a customer adding cold foam to everything

21.Starbucks employees hate when you have no idea how the drink you ordered is meant to be prepared:

google review where the person does not know what a cappaccino is

22.Or, have no idea what you're ordering:

story of a woman who ordered cold brew and was mad it was cold

23.Starbucks employees hate when you linger outside before opening:

meme of a person showing up too early to starbucks

24.Starbucks employees hate when you order extremely complicated drinks first thing in the morning:

tired marge simpson making a frappe at 530 am

25.Starbucks employees hate when you launch into a completely one-sided order:

meme of a customer ignoring a barista again

26.Starbucks employees hate when you act like your drink is the most important drink in the world:

meme of a barista getting mad that a customer things their water is more important than all the other drinks

27.Starbucks employees hate when you're running late and act like it's their fault:

meme about customers getting mad at starbucks making them late when it is their own fault

28.Starbucks employees hate when you insist on a pour over coffee:

meme about how annoying pour over coffee is

ON THE OTHER HAND...

29.Starbucks employees love love LOVE when you order the very easy to make iced chai:

meme about loving making iced chais

30.Starbucks employees love when you add a little humor to their day:

tweet about a woman who doesn't say iced but says on the rocks

31.Starbucks employees love when you give them a nice little note:

nice note from a child reading i don't like the drink you made i love it

32.Starbucks employees love when you actually HAND them your money or card:

meme about placing change in a hand

33.Starbucks employees love when you realize how annoying big orders can be:

meme about saying sorry i have a big order but only ordering 3 things

34.Starbucks employees love when you don't ask for something to be warmed during a really busy time:

meme about loving a customer who doesn't order something warmed

35.And, finally, Starbucks employees LOVE to see your dog:

meme about loving to see dogs