28 Tweets From February So Far That Have No Business Being This Funny
We're now halfway through February, and there have already been a handful of hilarious jokes from Twitter this month! There's no way you'll read all of these without chuckling, so enjoy!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter feed is that much better!
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hey! those are actually bananas. hope this helps ❤️ https://t.co/3qbPujJqHb
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BEYONCÉ DID NOT JUST LOOSE AOTY TO HARRY STYLES IN BLACK HISTORY MONTH ??? #GRAMMYs
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burgers with eggs and bacon are so funny like ok guess the whole farm’s here
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“my DL frat bro SEDUCES me” okay, first of all you’re both wearing charli xcx t-shirts
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big time rush is such a funny band name cause what does that mean
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if you clubbing in -22 weather I’m gonna need you to consider the fact you may have a problem 😭😭😭😭
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I’m not arguing with a man who has brown eyes, long lashes, or a big nose. Whatever you say beautiful
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GET OFF OF HER @asaprocky
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how do u as a gen z-er even start smoking cigarettes. the y2k aesthetic was never that serious
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y'all so desperate to tell folks you got Beyoncé tickets that you're posting barcodes. now when you show up at the stadium and can't get in cause I'm in your seat.
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i sometimes think ab this tiktok where the girl said „if an influencer gatekeeps her clothes i will comment ‚it‘s shein‘ under her post to force her to correct me“ and it’s still genius
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I am CRYING my roommate brought over a discreet hookup and was like “this is camp” explaining something and the guy is like what is camp and he says “it’s like when…. when you… dress as a hamburger… for example” I’m CRYING like hearing this convo is so funny.
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https://t.co/ck8sb7EYS1
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It happened to me AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU:I was hanging out with 2 people and the one I know better left the room for a few minutes
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therapist told me my inner bully is one of the harshest she’s encountered
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thinking about her
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starting a movie after 10pm
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“goat” is straight men’s way of saying mother
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I have a phone interview today and someone told me to “just be myself” so I’m not going to answer the call
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what my pizza rolls see when i'm drunk AF in my kitchen at 2 am after a night out
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before WHAT???? https://t.co/kERvGPcYM9
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This is so embarassing
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I do NOT want to see no sad stuff on Valentine’s Day. You knew that man had a man.
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She's gonna love this
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me liking tweets that contradict the other tweets i liked
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Wtf is a “W2 “ Im literally a girl