28 Of The Most Cringeworthy And Embarrassing Things Americans Said On The Internet So Far This Year

1.The American who has probably never looked to the right on a world map:

2.The American who definitely speaks only one language:

3.The American whose skin is the least of their problems:

4.The American whose entire world just got rocked:

5.The American who found out the hard way about May 16:

6.The American whose number one enemy in life is a roundabout:

7.The American who has a totally correct history of the Eiffel Tower:

8.The American who decided to name their baby the most stereotypically American name out there:

9.The American who is about to be very, very hot:

10.The American who stands for all 52 states:

11.The American who thinks all places need to use English names:

12.The American who doesn't quite get percentages:

13.The American who needs to look at like, 15 maps:

14.The American who gets SICK seeing centimeters:

15.The American who can't fathom spelling differences:

16.The American who might wanna double check that flag:

17.The American who thinks only America is allowed to have marines:

18.The American who has never seen 24-hour time:

19.The American who has no idea that other countries have coasts:

20.The American who thinks dates need to flow well, for some reason:

21.The American who might wanna check their sources:

22.The American who doesn't quite understand Canada:

23.The American who spends their free time monologuing about spelling:

24.The American who desperately needs to go to Portugal:

25.The American who draws the line at centimeters:

26.The American who needs to fry-splain the rest of the world:

27.The American who needs to give those measurements a rest:

28.And this guy: